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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:47 pm

From the same site
This two-headed turtle's condition arose because of a misfunction or chemical accident during the early development of the embryo. Although not common, this type of embryological accident does occur fairly frequently in reptiles. Two-headed reptiles such as this one, however, would normally not survive in nature. The indecision arising from the two heads makes effective action, such as catching food or fleeing an enemy, impossible. Fortunately Emily, as this turtle came to be known, survived - through luck and the good fortune of being brought to the Science Museum where she received daily attention from then Biology Curator Dale Chelberg.

This particular snapping turtle (the cast of which is seen above) hatched on September 15, 1973, the last in a series of twenty-five eggs collected and observed by Roy Hauge of Pequot Lakes, Minnesota. Mr. Hauge took the small turtle to the Wilderness Museum, a private operation run by Emil and Martha Berg in Emily, Minnesota. On October 1, 1973, Emily arrived at the Science Museum via friends of the Bergs. Emily (though it was never actually determined if the turtle was male or female) soon became a popular attraction at the museum as part of a small display called "Nature's Accident."

June 10, 1975, Emily was taken to the University of Minnesota's Department of Veterinary Radiology for X-rays. It was discovered that she had not just two heads, but two separate biological systems. There were two spinal columns that merged into one in the lower abdomen. It was inferred from this that the left head controlled the left front leg and the right head controlled the right front leg but that control of the hind legs was shared. Additionally, two separate stomachs were seen. Before being X-rayed, Emily was fed a barium-injected minnow, which can be seen on her left and right sides. Each digestive system then probably joined together as one in the small intestine. An autopsy after the turtle's death also revealed that Emily had two hearts.

On Thursday July 7, 1977, Emily's left side died when her neck became jammed in the shell. The next day, Friday the 8th, the right side died from toxins owing to lack of blood circulation. As one of the star attractions of the Science Museum, Emily's passing was big news, garnering newspaper articles and even condolence letters.

Today, Emily's preserved body is still popular with visitors. Stop by the museum's Collections Gallery and pay her a visit!
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Post by samtzu » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:53 pm

That's one hell of a flying turtle.... I like it....
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:07 pm

Stuart's threatening to blow some bubbles over in the download, I mean, Confessions, thread.

I'm in.

Remind me never to go to sleep around you R-Jack.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:19 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Stuart's threatening to blow some bubbles over in the download, I mean, Confessions, thread.

I'm in.

Remind me never to go to sleep around you R-Jack.
never go to sleep around me, BHA.
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Post by buckethead alien » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:22 pm

Won't happen, sunshine. Won't happen.

Soooo...what are we drinking?

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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:26 pm

never go to sleep around me, BHA
Sounds like the voice of experience to me. Any brew left? (Peeping behind the bar)
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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:32 pm

By the way, I’m usually one to chase birds (just cause I don’t eat them doesn’t mean I can’t chase them), but that one flying around in here?.... I’m just telling you now... It looks like it’s got one hell of a bite and I ain’t messin’ with it.

so don't be asking me to help you get it.

Maybe it wants a drink.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:41 pm

one for you; one for the bird.

actually, i usually play my pranks when folks are awake.

i'm big on cold water experiences.

want a lap, LCN?
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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:44 pm

want a lap, LCN?
Ummm... this doesn't involve cold water, does it?
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:45 pm

nope, not today. if i was going to do it, it would be when you weren't expecting it.

whipped cream fights are fun, too, come to think of it.

and cake fights, but they lead to necessary steam cleaning.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:50 pm

Ok then...

(Hopping into RJ’s lap, and again... turning around three times, then laying down)

Whipped cream and cake, huh?

So... beaten the crap out of any unruly coworkers today?
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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:56 pm

Oh man... I’m so tired. You know... if you were to pet me, I’d be happy to fall asleep here for you

(having already forgotten the very words of RJ just a few posts back)

If you have to go, please just put me over by the fire, huh?

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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:06 pm

let's see... such a nice kitty, i could take him home with me.. . but the little box - or lack thereof - is still the issue... and the cat hair...

even worse, maybe he's one of the 4FKotA in disguise....



so, everyone, want to shave the cat or add bows and tassles or what?
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Post by 4FKotA » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:19 pm

PUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPT!!!! He doesn't look too familiar... could be a cousin, though. Shave the pussy... cat? The things some people think of. Hey, Chat... want to chase some mice... HMMMMMM?RRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPT!?
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Post by Martiansky » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:33 pm

(M drags in.....feeling like she is getting a cold.....sits in front of the fireplace)

Hello, can someone poof me something with vitamin C please?
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Post by 4SotA » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:34 pm

*'Hands' Martiansky a strawberry emergencee*
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Post by Martiansky » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:38 pm

Thank you, 4SotA. I appreciate it!
*sips the strawberry emergen c*
Ah, very good.........
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Post by 4FKotA » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:47 pm

mrowl fuzzy feet to chase
two headed turtle
decide to sit still

*all four amble to non-tobacco smoking area, in no particular order*
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:55 pm

okay, I need a drink. and would someone make sure I don't go over into the drug thread with the Icicle Bitch costume on?? Please?? Resisting the temptation to lay into that trolly shitstirring fucker is becoming harder and harder...

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:57 pm

here's a glass of Roche oak barrel chardonnay...it doesn't get any better than this. Now, I need a lobotomy and a long rest, any neurosugeons around?
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:57 pm

Guinie dear, would you care for a cozy cup of chamomile tea? I'm making dinner too, if anyone is hungry: garden burgers with sliced avocados on seeded rolls.

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Post by samtzu » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:59 pm

And Guini... like me, that dick just likes to listen to himself pontificate... but unlike me, he doesn't realize he full of shit...

Bushmills, please?
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Post by Martiansky » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:00 pm

Oh, Giggles......the burgers sound delicious! I'd love one!
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:02 pm

giggles, thanks for the offer, but I need something to dull the senses a bit... perhaps one of yer dark beers? and I'd absolutely LOVE a sandwich.. I'm starved...


Sam: I'm trying my damndest to be the better person, to not fight back, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. grrr...

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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:03 pm

O yay! I'll just pile them up on a platter and leave them on the bar..... help yerselves.

And a dark beer, as you wish my dear.

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Post by samtzu » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:12 pm

I agree, GE, but he is arrogant, and arrogance is always the defense of the insecure (as an arrogant bastard, I understand this) so just make fun of his pee-pee and he will leave you alone...

And Snorty... DAMN, GIRL!!!!! Oooooooh, nice ass.... ummmmmm

... could you just leave the bottle of Bushmills?.....
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:13 pm

that will certainly NOT help, Sam.... you know that.

giggles: I concur... damn...

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:14 pm

I will pray for Sam. He means well.
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:15 pm

hee! Twas a mighty twisting struggle to snap that of myself. The things I do for you guys.

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Post by samtzu » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:20 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:that will certainly NOT help, Sam.... you know that.

giggles: I concur... damn...
Seriously... if you mock a mans unit, he is at a loss... especially a tiny dicked, wee-wee brained, poo poo head like force... (or Farce, as he shall be hereafter known to me... ) especially if he is mocked by hot chicks... oh, sure, he may come off as being all intellectual and smarter-than-thou, but he is still a man with an inferiority complex. He probably does have a small willy, and probably wears one of those penis extenders like the Melanesians wear all the time. He acts like having a brain is better than having a penis, so I suspect he is compensating.

... unlike I, who have neither brain nor penis...

He also has a very limited sense of humor... a sure sign of an inferiority complex... make fun of his tinkle=doodle... go ahead... like I said, coming from a hot chick like you, it will wither him... uh... even more...

Remember, nothing can stand in the face of mockery and laughter...
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