Confessions.

Jp · Post by Jp » Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:06 pm

I confess that after wading through all these damn posts I don't have any energy left to post any real confessions. I hate the new eplaya.

Jp

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:01 pm

> You haven't read the memo about the guilt yet, have you?

Is it just my screen, or does the letter g on the bottom line of a post get
cut off so it looks like a q? q g q g q g q g

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:20 pm

precipitate wrote:> You haven't read the memo about the guilt yet, have you?

Is it just my screen, or does the letter g on the bottom line of a post get
cut off so it looks like a q? q g q g q g q g

So...I need to read the memo about the quilt? (hope so...the amish turn me on!)

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:48 pm

I almost forgot about the sexual repression...and that means I automatically don't qualify...I couldn't handle that. Thanks for bringing me back to my senses.

Don't get me wrong...it is possible tha tit can work in your favor sometimes. I mean, imagine 15 years of repressed sexuality in a woman and you get to be the one that unleashes that.

However, beware the flipside: 15 years of repressed sexuality in a woman and you get to be the one that unleashes that...before it's quite ready to be unleashed.

Still not sure which category my lovers felt I was in.

YMMV.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:57 pm

Ivy wrote:
I almost forgot about the sexual repression...and that means I automatically don't qualify...I couldn't handle that. Thanks for bringing me back to my senses.
Don't get me wrong...it is possible tha tit can work in your favor sometimes. I mean, imagine 15 years of repressed sexuality in a woman and you get to be the one that unleashes that.

However, beware the flipside: 15 years of repressed sexuality in a woman and you get to be the one that unleashes that...before it's quite ready to be unleashed.

Still not sure which category my lovers felt I was in.

YMMV.

Been there, done that. Recently. Except it was more like 30 years, or two marriages, worth of lousy or no sex.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:21 pm

Except it was more like 30 years, or two marriages, worth of lousy or no sex.

Mine was actually more like 20, but I figured I'd (once again) pitch to the lowest common denominator.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:32 pm

Don't get me wrong, it was great. So great, in fact, that she went a little psycho. But then, the crazy ones are often good in bed.

Is there an echo in here?

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:40 pm

But then, the crazy ones are often good in bed.

Yeah, it seems to me that I proved that theory somewhere...

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:44 pm

Ivy wrote:
But then, the crazy ones are often good in bed.
Yeah, it seems to me that I proved that theory somewhere...

So, when'd you say you were moving up to the bay area?

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:53 pm

So, when'd you say you were moving up to the bay area?

As soon as I find an incredibly rich husband to support me.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:56 pm

Ivy wrote:
So, when'd you say you were moving up to the bay area?
As soon as I find an incredibly rich husband to support me.

Hmmm, better go buy that lotto ticket.

que.f.o. · Post by **que.f.o.** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:16 pm

Kinetic,
You should seriously consider moving to Oregon. Portland is only 9-10 hrs from the playa. We always stop at a hotsprings and camp on Sunday. The weather isn't nearly as bad as it's rep. (Ok, it does rain 7-8 months straight, but it's a light rain). Great coffee, great micrbrews, great bud. Come on by for a visit.

Que

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:28 pm

que.f.o. wrote:Kinetic,
You should seriously consider moving to Oregon. Portland is only 9-10 hrs from the playa. We always stop at a hotsprings and camp on Sunday. The weather isn't nearly as bad as it's rep. (Ok, it does rain 7-8 months straight, but it's a light rain). Great coffee, great micrbrews, great bud. Come on by for a visit.

Que

Que, Sprint has stuff in Oregon but for some reason I had my mind stuck on S.F. Besides work all I need is a place for riding my mountain bike, places to kayak, and a good airport so I can fly home every so often and I'd consider it. If I had questions would you be willing to answer a few offline?

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:31 pm

Back to the thread, speaking of 15 years of repression....
Wait till you find out your 30 year old girlfriend is really a virgin! And besides having questions, she wants demonstrations of many things....

It's a wonderful problem to have and one of the few enjoyments I'm having right now. No experience can be a problem, but not having hangups is very nice.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:33 pm

> Wait till you find out your 30 year old girlfriend is really a virgin!

I dunno, that sets off all kinds of warning bells for me.
But good luck.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:41 pm

It did for me too...
Ok, the real story. She was cute until she got out of H.S. and then she gained weight. A lot of weight. And it scared the guys off. In the past 2 years she began working it off, and she's really made a lot of progress. That's the short story, but the reasons given by her and her family who I knew before I met her check out.

She was also very career driven...she's got her masters and got a lot accomplished during that time, now that she's got the degree she's putting the rest of her life in order. And she wants me as part of it. And here I am torn between staying here, which would be with her or moving West....if I lose my job there are no IT jobs worth a damn here. My chances are better elsewhere.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:42 pm

precipitate wrote:> Wait till you find out your 30 year old girlfriend is really a virgin!

I dunno, that sets off all kinds of warning bells for me.
But good luck.

Me too. I wonder if she's the same one I know...

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:44 pm

TestesInSac wrote:
precipitate wrote:> Wait till you find out your 30 year old girlfriend is really a virgin!

I dunno, that sets off all kinds of warning bells for me.
But good luck.
Me too. I wonder if she's the same one I know...

She's from Missouri so I doubt you know her.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:31 am

You should seriously consider moving to Oregon.

I know we're not in the same work field, so it may differ for you, but I was recently looking at moving to Portland and there are NO jobs.

Other parts of Oregon may be different.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:14 am

Kinetic wrote:She was also very career driven...she's got her masters and got a lot accomplished during that time, now that she's got the degree she's putting the rest of her life in order. And she wants me as part of it.

Well the virgin part doesn't set off any alarms, but this one does for me. If you can hear a biological clock ticking, RUN! Being a part of "the rest of her life" sounds a little organized and structured ifins ya don't mind me saying. Especially considering her incredible drive towards perfecting her life.

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:40 am

Ivy wrote:
So, when'd you say you were moving?
As soon as I find an incredibly rich husband to support me.

Define "rich."

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:42 am

I don't think she means rich in a 'possessing many pictures of dudes with their arms in animal butts' sort of way. Sorry PJ.

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 24, 2003 8:45 am

JezebelinHell wrote:I don't think she means rich in a 'possessing many pictures of dudes with their arms in animal butts' sort of way.

No, that would be greedy. One should be enough for anybody.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:13 am

I don't think she means rich in a 'possessing many pictures of dudes with their arms in animal butts' sort of way. Sorry PJ.

<snort>

Define "rich."

$56,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000...

Well, you get the picture.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:36 am

Ivy wrote:$56,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000...

Well, you get the picture.

OR a picture of a man with his arm up an animal's butt??

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:18 am

Kinetic wrote:
que.f.o. wrote:Kinetic,
You should seriously consider moving to Oregon. Portland is only 9-10 hrs from the playa. We always stop at a hotsprings and camp on Sunday. The weather isn't nearly as bad as it's rep. (Ok, it does rain 7-8 months straight, but it's a light rain). Great coffee, great micrbrews, great bud. Come on by for a visit.

Que
Que, Sprint has stuff in Oregon but for some reason I had my mind stuck on S.F. Besides work all I need is a place for riding my mountain bike, places to kayak, and a good airport so I can fly home every so often and I'd consider it. If I had questions would you be willing to answer a few offline?

Kayak is easy, and right there. Two rivers run right through Portland (though I would go a couple minutes drive upstream from Portland or downstream and kayak past the nude beach at Sauvie's Island). Same with mountain biking, if you don't want to drive to a nearby hill or Mt. Hood, Forest Park is in city limits and is the US largest city park (over 5,000 acres) with tons of mountain bike trails. We have a great public transport system with electric light rail, which have bike areas to transport you and a bike. And the light rail has a stop INSIDE the airport so you can just hop right on a plane.

The job situation has been really bad the past couple years, but that's because of the major high tech areas out in Hillsboro and such. The market is now starting to pick up though, and I've seen more and more contract positions opening.

Oh and besides the beer, coffee, and bud- we have the highest strip club per capital in the US (full nudity and you can drink hard liqour), an awesome art community and galleries, and some of the best restuarants I've ever eaten in (comes from have one of the top ten US cooking schools in the area- Western Culinary Institute).

I've lived everywhere from Boston to LA, with many stops inbetween, and I've fallen in love with Portland. 'Course I love rain and trees, so that might have something to do with it.

"This has been a paid advertisement from the Happy Wop Brewery and We Love Oregon campaign. All claims and statements have been verified by the Official Thread Drift Foundation and Orphanage for Wayward Burners."

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:23 am

Ivy wrote: $56,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000...

Canadian dollars OK? 'Cause that'd be about enough of those to buy a rusted Geo Metro.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:29 am

Forgot. One last ad for Oregon and I'll leave it be.

Powell's. The world's largest new and used book store. Takes up an entire city block. But I'm a book junkie, so that might appeal just to me.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:03 pm

> Powell's.

Absolutely fucking rocks. Best book store ever. The original Border's in
Ann Arbor used to be really cool too, but didn't hold a candle to Powell's.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:29 pm

we have the highest strip club per capita

This is true. And they're quality, too, none of that silicone crap.