Red Tent Annex or Frustration Camp

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:55 pm

What the heck. Maybe we can learn something or get in touch with our feminine side here. Huh?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:38 pm

To quote you:

Huh?

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:19 pm

You guys keep right on touching your feminine side. I'll be elsewhere.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:40 am

Fuck you all, very much.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:01 am

Can us girls watch you guys touch your feminine side?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:25 pm

geekster wrote:Fuck you all, very much.

Maybe later.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:35 pm

Can I ask a probably-silly question? Do you guys ever wish you could grow a baby inside your belly?? (if it were possible)

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:45 pm

Until my ex-wife talked me into it I wasn't even vaguely interested in growing a baby inside someone else's body.

The first time I ever read the term 'womb envy' I automatically assumed that the article was a parody or satire. When I realized that the author was serious I had to re-read the entire thing, all the while pondering the effects of insanity or really bad drugs on writers.

So, in short, no.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:54 pm

Do you guys ever wish you could grow a baby inside your belly??

After once hearing Bill Cosby describe to men that childbirth was like taking your upper lip and pulling over the top of your head I'd have to say, um, no.

Absolutely NOT.

Not interested.

At all.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 2:01 pm

Do you guys ever wish you could grow a baby inside your belly??

No thanks. I've seen Alien enough times to know that the only two things I want inside my belly are food and alcohol.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:31 pm

well good, because i thought having a tattoo was long, drawn out and painful until i had a kid...and then having a tattoo was just mildly irritating and you could schedule it any time you want, or just stop and say, i think i need to take a break :) not that i did, of course, cuz i'm like all butch and shit, and i'm like tough, so yeah...ummm. yeah. *postures briefly, then sort of half saunters out, rather too quickly*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:22 am

Badger wrote:
Do you guys ever wish you could grow a baby inside your belly??
After once hearing Bill Cosby describe to men that childbirth was like taking your upper lip and pulling over the top of your head I'd have to say, um, no..

How does cosby know?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:28 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Badger wrote:
Do you guys ever wish you could grow a baby inside your belly??
After once hearing Bill Cosby describe to men that childbirth was like taking your upper lip and pulling over the top of your head I'd have to say, um, no..
How does cosby know?

If I remember the routine correctly, that's what his wife did to him while she was in labor....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:34 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Badger wrote: After once hearing Bill Cosby describe to men that childbirth was like taking your upper lip and pulling over the top of your head I'd have to say, um, no..
How does cosby know?
If I remember the routine correctly, that's what his wife did to him while she was in labor....

So, Badger is rejecting an experience on 3rd hand knowledge. Just checking.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:35 pm

Silver 2 wrote:Until my ex-wife talked me into it I wasn't even vaguely interested in growing a baby inside someone else's body.

The first time I ever read the term 'womb envy' I automatically assumed that the article was a parody or satire. When I realized that the author was serious I had to re-read the entire thing, all the while pondering the effects of insanity or really bad drugs on writers.

So, in short, no.

It's no crazier than penis envy, however.