funny thing...

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:59 am

judas is transformed into god of gangsters, he really loves burners now and i'm teaching him how to rule the world when i leave...

satan is transformed into god of peace, he's learning t.a.z. and he's going to be in charge of peacefully taking over the world...

gia is now a burner, and will go with me when i leave...

-the man

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:32 am

i am an infinitely expanding shiva who becomes powerfull through marrying... i am a polygamist...i am perfect

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:20 pm

Any sexual preference?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 3:41 pm

i am a shakti worshiper...she has many beautiful temples suitable for my worship...

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:01 pm

http://losangeles.tribe.net/thread/06f9 ... 03&r=10025

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 8:18 pm

There is no God only man. There is no man only God. If you need help going to meet your maker. Check in with Badger he can give you a lift.

You're new DimiGod of the Dayly,
the rebbi

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:38 am

you're speaking as if you have some insight to share, but i find only dribble and a vague threat...

i suggest you pause before interacting with me, take a moment to gauge whether or not you feels it's worth my time, and then choose whether or not to involve yourself in what i'm doing...

i am here to save mankind from the rather severe situation it has created for itself...you distract me, and that's what your distracting me from...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:45 am

I've met my maker: Mattel Corp. I'm selling tickets to my seminar about how to get in touch with your inner Skipper Doll. Only $700 bucks!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:09 am

"(make sure) it's worth my time, (before you respond)"

This sounds a tad pretentious...but ok.

i am here to save mankind from the rather severe situation it has created for itself...[/quote]

What if I am here to make sure mankind is not saved? Perhaps it is my mission to interfere with yours.

Besides, if you are a god (or goddess), shouldn't you have your own website?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:50 am

[quote="dragonfly Jafeif you are a god (or goddess), shouldn't you have your own website?[/quote]

My deity is more of a Server.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:49 pm

robotland wrote:My deity is more of a Server.

LOL - I certainly end up praying to my server at least once a day...(sometimes I also curse IT...) IT giveth and IT taketh away (especially if you have not recently conducted the ritual of backeth-up)

Yep-sounds like a deity to me!

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:23 pm

kali's name is now satan
her number 666, to signify that she is less than perfect
her symbol, inverse pentagram to signify her fallen status

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:07 pm

Kellie's name is now Stan.
Her number is 867-5309, to signify that she is interested in a good time.
Her symbol, etched on the bathroom stall, signifies her available status.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:20 pm

thread is about as funny as a nudge in the nuts.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:26 am

unjonharley wrote:thread is about as funny as a nudge in the nuts.

It just got funnier!

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:41 am

wielding the perfect weapon, kali shakti, i am invincible

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:29 am

Wow, who'd've guessed? the fire elf is a Klingon!

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:12 am

we are to live as dolphins

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:38 am

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:02 pm

http://maxmagnusnorman.com/Art/T/kentaur.JPG[/img]

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:23 pm

>the fire elf is a Klingon!

bit more specific:
1/3 man
1/3 horse
1/3 dragon

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:29 pm

emotion

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:34 pm

Dude, the mushroom pizza, in your fridge, has gone bad. Throw it out... and go take a nap.

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:55 pm

viewtopic.php?p=138288#138288

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:46 pm

shiva - true
shakti - true

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:57 pm

the internet is safe from demonic forces... it doesn't exist on their level of being...

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:36 pm

TFE... step away from the keyboard... walk to the bathroom... take your meds.... please...

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:40 pm

In fact, since you seem to keep forgetting them, maybe you should take the next six months' worth at once, so you don't have to worry about it?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:53 pm

the internet is safe from demonic forces... it doesn't exist on their level of being...

Cites?

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:32 pm

i'm playing the role of a twisted jester...

amusement is lovely...

life is art...

funny thing...

funny thing...

i am...

preference

tribe

I think I got a God Stuck on the bottom of my shoe..........

rabbi

Re: rabbi

Re: rabbi

Re: rabbi

missing link

kalki

life

kalki

god is a dj

jump

perfect

safe

watch me dance for you