The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:32 pm

Why is everyone so quiet?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:34 pm

not sure...

maybe they're afraid of us...

or maybe we smell...

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:34 pm

I'm wandering, and no good with writing. So I can't help

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:36 pm

(Walks in and wonders at all the blue glass in the floor behind the bar and blue liquid dripping from the walls)

Hey people... just stopping in for a quick night cap. How’s things here?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:36 pm

I see lurkers though

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:37 pm

I'm having an off day...

ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:37 pm

See, I told ya.

Hi Mr. Noir, how was your day?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:38 pm

Tony, what's wrong?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:39 pm

<sniff sniff>

smells kinda good to me...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:40 pm

hey frenchpuss! RJ and I were talking about you tonight...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:42 pm

Hi Mr. Noir, how was your day?

Long, but ok, Ms. Blue. And you?

And what happened to that nice curvy bottle that used to be up there on the top shelf?

RJ and I were talking about you tonight...

(tail dropping slightly) Uh oh... that can't be good.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:44 pm

RJ and I were talking about you tonight...

Was it about my silky fur? (Tail again going to straight up)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:44 pm

actually we were talking about how wonderfully beautiful and sweet and amazingly warm you are...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:44 pm

blueniteowl wrote:Tony, what's wrong?

I may as well be flat lined my energy level is so low.

I'm okay though...

Thanks for asking =)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:45 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:And what happened to that nice curvy bottle that used to be up there on the top shelf?

Ohh, just an entrance is all. I'll replace it tomorrow, don't worry. And my day was lame like usual. Nobody knocking on my door givin' me a job. Oh well.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:48 pm

Tony, maybe you should just curl up in the NEB for awhile.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:51 pm

I may have to try that... in fact I think I will

<crawls into the NEB>

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:53 pm

Gallas is hard to rhyme. Palace is good, though:

All the young girls knew well father gallas,
for he'd taken each back to his palace
and bound her in twine
and flogged her behind
'til her backside developed a callous.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:55 pm

actually we were talking about how wonderfully beautiful and sweet and amazingly warm you are...

Oh, you just say that to all the boy cats, don't you?

(blushing... really)

And I'm glad you've got another bottle Blue... I liked that one.

And my day was lame like usual.

I need a shop manager... somebody to keep me focused. I don't pay worth a shit, but I've got some food and play music all day long. and you get to play with fire and hot metal... that's always fun. (I better be careful what I ask for, right?)

Howdy tont t... I was pooped when I go there too, but I'm feeling much better... good company will do that.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:57 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Gallas is hard to rhyme. Palace is good, though:

All the young girls knew well father gallas,
for he'd taken each back to his palace
and bound her in twine
and flogged her behind
'til her backside developed a callous.

wow... you know, I gave you that name because he is my 'biggest fan'... he's been to the Feaste every year that I have done it... he writes me cute emails and the like.. he begged my mom to bring me back for the Feaste this year... so i thought that maybe you would come up with something that I could say to him.. but I think that I'll have to pass on that one... seeing as how he REALLY is a catholic father....

ha!!

It's great, though!

I like it...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:58 pm

I think you SHOULD share it with him. He'll probably find it amusing. But what were you expecting in a limerick? If it's not dirty, it's not a Limerick!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:59 pm

Besides, that one's only marginally dirty.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:00 pm

I'm still working on Town Crier ONiell.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:00 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:I need a shop manager... somebody to keep me focused. I don't pay worth a shit, but I've got some food and play music all day long. and you get to play with fire and hot metal... that's always fun. (I better be careful what I ask for, right?)

Tempting, but what is "shit" exactly, I do have a lot of debt right now and I'm going to tack on some more when I get a car in the next month.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:01 pm

no blushing needed, frenchpuss... you're a sweetie!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:02 pm

agreed, RG

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:04 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Gallas is hard to rhyme. Palace is good, though:

All the young girls knew well father gallas,
for he'd taken each back to his palace
and bound her in twine
and flogged her behind
'til her backside developed a callous.

It could be dirtier, how bout a second verse with phallus

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:05 pm

ONiell is the bawdy Town Crier,
Whom all the town knows for a liar.
He claims that he's scored
with about ninety-four,
but the truth is the count is much higher.

There's some verbiage there that needs some tweaking, but I've just had my eureka moment and want to share the result.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:05 pm

Tempting...

Umm.... well some food and music basically.

But it's a relaxed work environment?
(shrug)

Hey, could I get something to drink? Any Riesling around? I'm a sucker for a sweet wine.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:06 pm

fucking hell, can't believe I missed that one, blue.