Are you Evil?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:36 am

What have you done, said, or written that can be considered eeevvviiiiiillllll?

C'mon. You know you want to do it. Let your evil side surface.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:40 am

This and this are the only things I've done lately.

But the day is still young... mwuhaha...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:50 am

I think I humiliated some dude on a first date last night.

But it was either that or kill him. His jiggling leg was bouncing our entire row of seats.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:08 am

Rian Jackson wrote:I think I humiliated some dude on a first date last night.

But it was either that or kill him. His jiggling leg was bouncing our entire row of seats.

oohhhhhhh

I LOATHE the jiggling leg...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:28 am

Rian Jackson wrote:I think I humiliated some dude on a first date last night.

But it was either that or kill him. His jiggling leg was bouncing our entire row of seats.

No darlin', if you were truely Evil- you would have sat on his leg and started moaning and screaming "Yah daddy!". Then turn to him and say, "Is this the other one you were talking about? You were right, she'll probably put out."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:28 am

Creating you is sufficiently evil for me to be in the hall of fame.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:35 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
an ax murderer out of Arkansas
mwah ha haha......

Does this count??? (See, I can be evil, really I can....)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:59 pm

I have told a friend (another dj) how I would be happy to go listen to him spin when the promoter called an hour earlier and told me they dropped him from the lineup and would like me to replace him. Then when he showed up to the club I said "hello" told him I was invited to spin at said times. He looked at me and tells me that is when he is supposed to be playing. I then told him I had no knowledge of what was going on just that I was supposed to play during those times. I then suggested he speak to the promoters for clarification.

This is barely the tip of the iceberg. I will not delve into my past for which I am still paying kharmic debt.

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:27 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:..............No, no. You have to get giggles to drop something juicey yet incomplete into the conversation and then refuse to say more about it. That'll build you a reputation in no time.

oooh, does this count???

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:05 pm

Some people won't let me live this down. They say I'm evil 'cuz when I was little, my little brother was being an asshole when I babysitting him. After he got out of the shower, I grabbed him, threw him out in the snow, took away his towel, and then I locked the door.!! I made the little fokker stay out there a good 15 minutes and I laughed at him --laughed at him like a crazy girl, I tell you!!

And I'd do it again.

Rule #1: Don't fuck with the babysitter.
Rule #2: Don't piss off the babysitter.
Rule #3: Don't piss off your older sister.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:10 pm

I then told him I had no knowledge of what was going on just that I was supposed to play during those times. I then suggested he speak to the promoters for clarification.

This does not make you evil. This makes you a pussy.

Today, I called a total stranger a pussy. I am evil all the time.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:56 pm

sure, sometimes, I've put people in jail. ( they deserved it)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:37 pm

I am evil... but only to myself...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:53 pm

I should be evil, but fuck that if I am going to waste my time on the people who deserve it.

CWA- I sure hope you aren't a snitch.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:54 pm

tonytohono wrote:I should be evil, but fuck that if I am going to waste my time on the people who deserve it.

CWA- I sure hope you aren't a snitch.

I think you meant cba, no not a snitch, that's not me, just people destroying the open space we have here.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:58 pm

I meant CBA yes...

thank you for clarifying.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:02 pm

only when I have to be.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:02 am

Okay, I wrote this as a form of therapy last July, after my boyfriend (for 10 months) dumped me after having my gallbladder surgery. He said it was just too much for him. Anyway, I was pissed...and hurt...and then I got angry. I took it to BM and shared it with a few people (while we were drunk). It helped. I think it's funny, but some people think it's evil.

"Voodoo Doll"

One night I was feeling frustrated and mad
So I got out a handful of clay
“I think I will make me a Man," I said,
And stick pins in him everyday.”

First, I created his body
I made it all nice and firm
Then I poked him here
And I poked him there
I poked him so much that he squirmed.

I gave him a head
And I gave him a brain
But inside it I put only straw
‘Cuz this guy I knew, didn’t really have sense
Then I scratched him all up with a claw.

Lastly, I fashioned his arms and his legs
And I gave him a full head of hair
Then I got out my candle and matches
And into his eyes I stared...

“You’re no good for me! And I’m walking away,
Oh, Voodoo Doll in my hand”
You’re mean and I hate you! Here's one more jab!”
Then I burned off his dick and I laughed.

There’s a reason for all of my anger
There’s a reason for me to be sad
One shouldn’t play with a woman’s heart.
I was the best thing he had.

I suppose I should go see my shrink once again
Or stop and count -- one, two, three
But instead I go to Burning Man
'Cuz here the therapy's free.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:23 pm

Patience wrote:
I then told him I had no knowledge of what was going on just that I was supposed to play during those times. I then suggested he speak to the promoters for clarification.
This does not make you evil. This makes you a pussy.

Today, I called a total stranger a pussy. I am evil all the time.

Believe as you want but my friends know I speak my mind and do fucked up shit for cheap entertainment.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:23 am

Clearly.

When I heard about Mercutio's malady, I suggested that Guin feed him vaseline.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:28 am

That'd clear him right out.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:28 am

Mercutio's Malady: Great band name!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:31 am

Ranger Genius wrote:Mercutio's Malady: Great band name!

Further proof that i'm evil: i'm stealing that from you. for what, i dunno yet.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:34 am

Hey, if I'd had a use for it, I wouldn't've shared it. But I stole it from you to begin with, so it evens out.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:08 am

feeling very evil {sick, as in ill}.

I'm having thoughts of yanking the $spoiled$ rotten chatty way to cool and mature bitches who seem to always find their way next to me during lecture and talk about who they are fucking, yeah, yanking them out of the lecture hall and taking them to the donkey bar to shut them the fuck up...

I could just ask for them to shut their holes but, the above sounds much more fulfilling,,, and effective.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:22 am

Evil! Evil! Impolite and Evil!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:57 pm

bullD wrote:feeling very evil {sick, as in ill}.

I'm having thoughts of yanking the $spoiled$ rotten chatty way to cool and mature bitches who seem to always find their way next to me during lecture and talk about who they are fucking, yeah, yanking them out of the lecture hall and taking them to the donkey bar to shut them the fuck up...

I could just ask for them to shut their holes but, the above sounds much more fulfilling,,, and effective.

now what lectures would those be?

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:01 pm

the kind that the state deem mandatory.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:05 pm

like this one?

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:22 pm

{Ludwig van Beethoven playing in the background}

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