The Bar

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:30 pm

Unimog

can you get a discount on new vehicles?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:32 pm

stuart wrote:
Unimog
can you get a discount on new vehicles?

Are you thinking "Mutant Vehicle", Stuart?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:33 pm

I'm thinking playa proven platform for ultra art thingie

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:34 pm

SA-WEET!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:48 pm

Hi everyone.

What're we drinking tonight?

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:50 pm

Stormclouds. They'll put hair on yer chest.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:53 pm

I got hair. I can't stand amaretto in RL, but since the virtual me is tasteless, I'll have some.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:54 pm

sputnik wrote:...can't stand amaretto in RL...

*is properly shocked*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:57 pm

Shocked?!? Why?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:59 pm

Hello Sputnik! How're you tonight?

(Mixes another Stormcloud and hands it to Sputnik)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:02 pm

Hey M, thanks for the drink. I'm doing great.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:03 pm

Why... how can *anyone* not like that sweet almondy goodness?

(Okay, it's just feigned shockedness, for the sake of conversation. As opposed to "Oooh, I'll have a Miller Lite please" which would stagger my imagination IRL.)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:12 pm

I like bacci balls

amaretto, OJ, rocks

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:14 pm

Hi, kids. There's a new limerick out there in the foyer.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:14 pm

Funny thing is that I like marzipan. Isn't that almond paste?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:17 pm

I love marzipan, sput. Yes, it's almond paste.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:20 pm

Ever tried Nutella? It's made of Hazelnuts....like peanut butter.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:22 pm

Okay, back from the store.... here's a case of whipped cream (if people wouldn't spread this all over their bodies it would last longer) and some more half n' half....

Stuart... If I get the job, then, yes... I could get a discount. But at $100,000 a whack for new, stripped down versions, I don't know what that would translate into... But older Unimogs fuckin' rock...

Merlot, anyone?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:23 pm

Evening all, how's things tonight?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:24 pm

Damn! A hundred grand a piece? Might as well buy a Polaris Ranger or a Kawasaki Mule for about 9 grand.

Ooh, yummy! Whipped cream....mmmmm!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:25 pm

Hey Sam, Blue.

Pass that Merlot over here Sam, I need to clear this taste from my mouth.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:28 pm

Hi Sput, Sam and Ms. Sky

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:29 pm

Eve 'nin Blue!
I think I'll try some Merlot too. Thanks, Sam.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:31 pm

Here's an old Unimog for $17K in Texas

http://www.tx4x4.com/mogforsale.htm

Seems to be pretty well decked out.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:43 pm

hey, where's my goddamned drink??

did someone clear my jameson's while I was gone?@!?

WFT?

Who's tending this bar? I'm in a surly mood and I need a fekkin drink!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:44 pm

Here's the Merlot, Sput... and, yeah, there are used Unimogs all over the place... and they are great fucking trucks... I saw one at Major Surplus for about $9,000... and you can't kill them.... but the new U500 is a little pricey....

But, Jesus! You can go anywhere in those things. They're geared low enough to climb a tree with a full load... I love them. And they are the ugliest fucking trucks you ever saw....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:45 pm

Guin... I got a case of whipped cream at the store... do you want me to spread this all over your body and have all the guys (and ladies) in here lick it off of you...? It might help...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:46 pm

Dammit Guin, you left yer drink right there on the table....sheesh!

I think I'll have to hand the bar over to........one of the guys.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:46 pm

um, no.

I just want a drink.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:47 pm

OOHH, DENIED!! Bummer!