The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:49 pm

Hey, Blue... how do you feel about whipped cream spread all over your body... ?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:49 pm

Excellent, thanks Sam. Yeah, they are butt ugly trucks, but do seem indestructable

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:50 pm

samtzu wrote:Hey, Blue... how do you feel about whipped cream spread all over your body... ?

Oh, I don't mind at all. But, I'll only do it if I can leave out a tip jar.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:51 pm

sputnik wrote:Excellent, thanks Sam. Yeah, they are butt ugly trucks, but do seem indestructable

Yup... Up until Monday I worked for Daimler-Chrysler and the Unimog is the best of their products... although the old Dodge Power wagons (1950's) were nothing to spit at, either...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:51 pm

I think I'd rephrase that, Blue.......

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:52 pm

blueniteowl wrote:
samtzu wrote:Hey, Blue... how do you feel about whipped cream spread all over your body... ?
Oh, I don't mind at all. But, I'll only do it if I can leave out a tip jar.

Not a problem... although expect to have rough (and soft) men (and women) come and use you as the desert cart for a while....

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:53 pm

What's to rephrase? I let them put whip cream all over me, then they leave a tip after they lick it off.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:53 pm

Does that dessert come with cherries on top?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:55 pm

tip......*clears throat*

I'm naughty, sorry............

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:56 pm

Well, I was going to be gentlemanly and use a spoon... but I can lick... Hell, I can use my fingers, too!

And, Sput... that is one ugly color... but a beautiful truck...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:56 pm

2 words.......Spray Paint

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:56 pm

Martiansky wrote:Does that dessert come with cherries on top?

Hey! I got a jar of those somewhere, too... let's see....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:57 pm

Can you tie the stem into a knot with your tongue?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:58 pm

blueniteowl wrote:What's to rephrase? I let them put whip cream all over me, then they leave a tip after they lick it off.

I thought the leprosy conversation was over.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:58 pm

cherries, sprinkles, spoons, fingers, whatever you like

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:58 pm

I'd love something like that, but I really have no need for it. I'm seriously thinking about the Smart car. Another German product. Not sure how it would handle in the snow though, it's pretty small.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:00 pm

AH HAHAHAHA!!! That was funny, Genius!

SMART CAR!! Come on, Sput...you live in snow country!! Maybe if they made Smart trucks.....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:03 pm

But I never really drive much in snow. Mostly I'm on relatively clear pavement for 10 miles to work.

[img}http://galleries.wheels24.co.za/cars/me ... ges/05.jpg[/img]

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:04 pm

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:04 pm

Are you saying it doesn't snow on the roads where you live, Sputnik?
Damn....I'm moving!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:05 pm

Martiansky wrote:Can you tie the stem into a knot with your tongue?

I have a very beautiful lady friend who can do that, and my dick gets hard every time she does this when were out at the bar... and then I explain to her husband, the cop who carries two guns with him everywhere, that if it wasn't for him, I would move in on her and I would be a happy man...

Why does he laugh that way? Makes me nervous....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:06 pm

Oh, thanks M. I forgot that I was sitting there, at that one. I thought I was here....

but, can i get a refill?? Jameson's. neat.

side of water.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:06 pm

It snows. Hell, I got 12 inches a couple of weeks ago, but the roads were clear within 12 hours.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:07 pm

Well ok then, Sam! *cough*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:08 pm

You got it Guin...Jameson's, neat with a side of water....

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:09 pm

Are you sure about that, Sam? I mean, it's not a hard trick to pull off..not even any sleight of hand required. You just save the stem from your first drink, tie it under the table, slip it under your tongue...wait half an hour so everyone forgets there was a first cherry to begin with, get the next stem, pop it into your mouth...blah blah blah, dramatic expressions and gesticulation (that word just sounds dirty, doesn't it?), and switch the stems. Complete the trick by "untying" it, or just remove the second stem a few minutes later when everyone's forgotten.

That being said, I CAN actually tie a knot in a cherry stem, provided it's a relatively long one. It takes a minute, and I have to use my teeth..but hey.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:10 pm

I wouldn't mind the snow as much if it didn't snow on the roads. That's because for my job I have to drive in the crap.......gets old after a while.
That Smart car looks like a rollerskate.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:11 pm

*dipping pinkie into water, then letting two drops drip into the Jameson's to release the essence*

so, I fucking HATE job hunting. Hate. HATE.

I find it banal and tedious and I simply LOATHE it.

fuck. And here I am, going through the classifieds...

GAH!!

*sips Jameson's, twice, then drains the glass.*

may I have another double?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:12 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Are you sure about that, Sam? I mean, it's not a hard trick to pull off..not even any sleight of hand required. You just save the stem from your first drink, tie it under the table, slip it under your tongue...wait half an hour so everyone forgets there was a first cherry to begin with, get the next stem, pop it into your mouth...blah blah blah, dramatic expressions and gesticulation (that word just sounds dirty, doesn't it?), and switch the stems. Complete the trick by "untying" it, or just remove the second stem a few minutes later when everyone's forgotten.

That being said, I CAN actually tie a knot in a cherry stem, provided it's a relatively long one. It takes a minute, and I have to use my teeth..but hey.

I don't think she has enough gile to do that... she can actually tie it in a knot. And her husband has already demonstrated that he is not averse to shooting people (long story that was in the paper for months around here)... but, I am an idiot who loves to live dangerously by fucking with the wrong people...

... which is probably why I'm out of a job, too....

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:13 pm

Why certainly, M' lady...... double Jameson's neat and 2 waters....