The Bar

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:58 pm

there's like, ten or more users in here (eplaya) right now. is there a party in the bar or somfin?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:59 pm

It removed all my spaces. It was a lot clearer whose line was whose before I hit submit.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:00 pm

LeChatNoir wrote: (Incidently, I saw a tour of the musicians from that movie's soundtrack, “The Down From The Mountain Tour”)

Ooo, I saw that on PBS.

stands behind bar, wiping mug with rag
what'll you have cat?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:00 pm

Don't you mean IN trouble, Z?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:01 pm

Ethan Coen exeutive produced (produced executively?) down from the mountain. Also co-wrote I believe.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:02 pm

Hey Guinivere... you are going to be fine. And you know it. Tell me anything otherwise and I may have to drive up there and spank your ass.

You're too intelligent not to work this out. We know it. And you know it.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:02 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:"Oh, jest funny lookin' in a genr'l sorta wey."

oh my fucking god. i'm sitting here, in my apartment, ALONE, laughing right out fucking loud. thank you for getting that!!

oh, so yoo were havin' sex with the funny lookin' one den......?

Oh, yah.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:03 pm

(hoppin onto the bar, so as to be more nose to nose)

Oh, how 'bout one more porter, Ms. Blue...

Genius, I’ve found that when I start to quote lines from that movie on a regular basis, that’s a clue that it’s time to watch it again.

down from the mountain

really did a lot for the revival of old time music.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:03 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
Ranger Genius wrote:"Oh, jest funny lookin' in a genr'l sorta wey."
oh my fucking god. i'm sitting here, in my apartment, ALONE, laughing right out fucking loud. thank you for getting that!!

oh, so yoo were havin' sex with the funny lookin' one den......?

Oh, yah.

"He was circumsized. Does that help?"

"Yah..."

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:04 pm

D:"You coulda' joined us, everett"

P:"At least it woulda' washed out the stinka' that pomade."

E:"an' join you two ignorant fools in a ridiculous superstition, thank you kindly? and I like the smella' my pomade, the pleasin' odor's half the point....Baptism! You two're just dummer'n a sacka' hammers.... I guess yer jist my cross to bear..."

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:05 pm

I did indeed mean (" In " trouble) but as written it illustrates my point......

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:05 pm

bullD wrote:there's like, ten or more users in here (eplaya) right now. is there a party in the bar or somfin?

I don't know about a party, but there are sure a lot of us wandering through occasionally tonight.

Sets porter infront of LeChat

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:06 pm

O Brother is another one of those ones I can quote at length from memory, if you didn't notice.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:08 pm

I gotta get it on DVD. My VHS is getting worn out...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:11 pm

The old tactician has got a plan. For the transportation that is, I don't know how I'm gonna keep my coiffure in order.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:13 pm

Tony: thanks. I needed that. I realized a little while ago that part of what I needed was sympathy, and part of what I needed was a good talking to by someone (s) who had faith in me.

blue : pm me your address.

RG and frenchpuss: I have now realized that it's been entirely too long since I've seen that movie (though one of my favorite parts is that everytime he wakes he mutters "my hair!")

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:15 pm

Sets porter infront of LeChat

Thanks (pours it in a go-cup)

Ok, I’m going to go read a bit before bed. Once again, it has been fun. See you later, kindred spirits...

Goodnight, goodnight all!!

(Nobody noticed him take them out of his bag, but after the cat leaves, there’s some pieces of paper on the bar that read, “This entitles anyone who may temporarily be “here” when work is “over there” to drink all they want in this bar, courtesy of LCN... don't forget to grin big, now!!)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:17 pm

Have you noticed, though, that every time Ulysses falls asleep (like Odysseus) something bad happens?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:19 pm

of course... the conscious perhaps?? leaving the subconscious to take over?? we discussed that when we discussed the odessey way back when...

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:21 pm

Good night LeChat.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:30 pm

suddenly everyone is reticent. Why?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:30 pm

Eeeep!
Vomiting in bar is icky, giggles!

When I was a kid, if you complained of being sick, you were given negative feedback in the form of a tablespoon of Cod Liver Oil, which tastes pretty much like one might imagine fish oil to taste.

A patient having tumor radiation theropy of the ass (TRTA) where i was a volunteer has not sat or lain in 20 years. Her condition is operable, but she is worried about being KNOCKED OUT, that the anesthesiologist might lose her on the table. Meanwhile, her husband continues to keep two horses for her because they remind her of when she COULD RIDE THEM, and in general appearances be a subserviant slave to her, waiting hand and foot.

Starve a cold/ feed a fever stuff is half right.

Should be starve a cold, skull-fuck a fever.

~asks for vodka & Dew™ on ice~

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 pm

Give me your poor, sick, huddled masses.
Please.

~unzips fly~

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:39 pm

i guess reticence was preferable to incomprehensible babbling. Welcome to the bar, kiddiwinkums. Get ya anything?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:40 pm

* pours two table spoons of cod liver oil, a shot of bourbon half a bottle of beer and an egg white to help blend in the oil and turns on blender,.. pour it into a tall glass dumping in a half handful of green olives*

Here you go Nipples just like Mama used to make

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:42 pm

sorry RG: I was PMing with Blue...

and don't you WISH you knew what we were talking about, hmmm???

Nipples, I was just getting ready to ask "where the fuck is nipples???!" and then, here you are ....

coincidence?? perhaps not...

[kisses nipples mouth, and then bites his ass, hard]

here's yer drink..

I'm switching to vodka redbull, to whomever is pouring....

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:44 pm

I think that Interoceter over there is pouring.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:45 pm

(Oh, is that what it is? I've been using it to make Hot Chocolate!)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:48 pm

[in reality camp: taking deep breaths but contemplating throwing computer out window jumping out after it with baseball bat. Stupid fucking piece of freezing, slow, no processing power crap.]

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:51 pm

Um, Zule, I know how we rode here together tonight and all and you made that drink fer me.... ah.... I'm gonna be wnting to take a ride with miss Elise afterall.

~pulls down back of pants to check for bite mark, ala the Morton Salt™ girl~

Oh good.
She left a special keepsake.