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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:05 pm

I hear she shoots it between her toes while rolling before an icon of the popel



Or maybe that's rumor.
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Post by Nightterror » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:speaking of religious figures, is madonna still hooked on kabbala?
Do you "Esther"?
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Post by Rian Jackson » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:13 pm

Nightterror wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:speaking of religious figures, is madonna still hooked on kabbala?
Do you "Esther"?
bwa -ha!

yes, i will wake up one morning and decide to be a member of an esoteric sect!
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Post by diem » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:19 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Nightterror wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:speaking of religious figures, is madonna still hooked on kabbala?
Do you "Esther"?
bwa -ha!

yes, i will wake up one morning and decide to be a member of an esoteric sect!
Umm, like burnging man?
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Post by Rian Jackson » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:21 pm

nope. a lot of kabbalists were complaining. i hear that, like most mystical religious sects, there's a long process of intense study and discovery necessary.

admit it. you can just 'go' to BM.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:22 pm

Yeah, but if you do, Badger and a whole slew of Ranger and DPW people will make fun of you for not being prepared.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:22 pm

i wanna spectate that one. Badger + Bob v. the fuckwits.
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Post by stuart » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:22 pm

accounts of oral sex with infants. . .
I think I need to go to the confessions thread...
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Post by diem » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:27 pm

stuart wrote:
accounts of oral sex with infants. . .
I think I need to go to the confessions thread...
confessions thread? just stay in here and sit on Rian's lap and tell her the naughty truth. Then she'll tell me and I'll spread dirty lies.
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Post by stuart » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:29 pm

sit on Rian's lap
but she scares me
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Post by diem » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:41 pm

stuart wrote:
sit on Rian's lap
but she scares me
scares you? But she's cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:43 pm

diem wrote:
stuart wrote:
sit on Rian's lap
but she scares me
scares you? But she's cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
I see no contradiction here.
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Post by Sandwichman » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:52 pm

diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.
That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

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Post by Nightterror » Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:56 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.
That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:14 am

Sandwichman wrote:
diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.
That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

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Post by Isotopia » Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:12 am

Thought this thread was about Schmeegal (aka Gollum)
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Post by Guest » Thu Feb 03, 2005 11:31 am

I see only one use for smegma (schmegma) .... Gluing on body jewelry in pure desperation.

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Post by Sandwichman » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:25 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.
That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

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I don't think anyone deserves a punishment that harsh it is like sending a pothead to death row in Texas for possession.

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Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:28 pm

But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.
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Post by diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:03 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
diem wrote:And yes, I'm using an emoticon. Deal with it.
That is beyond trance my friend we are dealing with a bad case of UK Hardhouse bordering along the lines of happyhardcore. Don't make me banish you to Sam Goody.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:08 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.
NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!
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Re: Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Post by diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.
NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!
Like you eat.
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Re: Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:17 pm

diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:But the combination of your name and this thread is particularly unappetising.
NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!
Like you eat.
mostly, hippies, ravers, and trancers.

oh, wait, you're a trancer now, aren't you?

this isn't gonna be pleasant.
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Re: Hate to break it to ya, Jason. . .

Post by diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:08 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: NASTY!! oh, god, you just ruined lunch for me.

Blech, fishie!
Like you eat.
mostly, hippies, ravers, and trancers.

oh, wait, you're a trancer now, aren't you?

this isn't gonna be pleasant.
schmeg. I am not a trancer, otherwise you wouldn't have married me. Oh wait, it was the ***** talking.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:09 pm

<p***k>
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Post by diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:18 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:<p***k>
pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.
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Post by samtzu » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:39 pm

diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:<p***k>
pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.
Phuck....
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:44 pm

samtzu wrote:
diem wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:<p***k>
pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.
Phuck....
just the good old plonker....
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Post by diem » Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:02 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:
diem wrote: pickk? punnk? pussk? what is that? schmeg.
Phuck....
just the good old plonker....
I hear bunnies like plonking in a pile of schmeg. could be fun I suppose.
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