The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:08 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:wHaTeVeR

Um, speaking of maturity.. no, not whatever. Why do you think it's your choice? From what i understand Kristy is sweet, kind, generous, and loveable.

And, well, judging from the way you've presented yourself here, you don't come off as any of those....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:11 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i dIdN't wAlK aWaY. aNd wHo aRe yOu tO pUsH mAtuRiTy? wHaT dO yOu tHiNk hE cOuLd pOsSiBlY sEe iN sOmEbOdY LiKe tHaT? i ReSt mY cAsE.

She seems like nice simple dirty fun. And that's something I'd like more of.

If it makes you feel any better, I didnt' get any exclusivity vibe from her. If you behaved yourself, there might be room for more.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:13 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:wHaTeVeR
Um, speaking of maturity.. no, not whatever. Why do you think it's your choice? From what i understand Kristy is sweet, kind, generous, and loveable.

And, well, judging from the way you've presented yourself here, you don't come off as any of those....

Did you add- not psycho?

I have had my share of em' in the past. As you get older, that whole mental health thing means far more than the 'golden triangle'.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:13 pm

i'm gonna take ya home with me

I'm warm at night and don't have fleas!!!

please direct all of your good eplaya juju to CoWorkerLurker

Consider it done...

And thanks for the beer and nuzzlin's GE.

(disturbed by the sudden outburst)

Now, now... let’s calm down everybody.... you’re rocking the lap here...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:14 pm

i ReSt mY cAsE.

Ah, good... lets get down to some serious drinking then, shall we?

What'r ya' having, uBeR?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:15 pm

wHeRe dId yOu gEt kInD, gEnErOuS, sWeEt aNd LoVeAbLe?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:15 pm

sorry, kitty. no fleas - are you sure?

yes, i considered saying something about certain phychological issues earlier, but was trying not to be completely antagnoistic.

i could also say some things about restraining orders.. and stalking... but it may not be necessary.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:16 pm

{strolls in pulling a little red wagon with a case of moet and chandon, opens the box and stocks the fridge, grabs a bottle and pops in a straw, produces a large bowl of salty buttery popcorn, plops down in her cozy booth}

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:17 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:wHeRe dId yOu gEt kInD, gEnErOuS, sWeEt aNd LoVeAbLe?

On-line forums aren't the only method of communication, Uber.

Someday I shall meet her and be able to vouch for all of that myself.

But really, how is your current behaviour endearing you to him (or the rest of us)? I can promise that, with the exception of Sensei, it's not.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:17 pm

cAn yOu eXpLaIn yOuR LaSt sTaTeMeNt rIaN?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:18 pm

Um - you're acting like a total turd.

Is that what you wanted explained, dear?

Now, have that drink, would ya?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:21 pm

{nods and smiles at all the good folk}

plenty o champagne! Care for a bottle Miss Playa? Perhaps it would soften your outlook a tad, which wouldn't be a bad thing at all.

Popcorn, anyone?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:22 pm

pssst. kitty, do you drink tquila? i swiped some from the barmaid earlier... i'll get you a saucer if you can't swig from the bottle.

fair warning ya'll. i'm heading in 5 minutes...
don't trash this place tonight, eh?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:24 pm

uber, sweetness: you cannot rest your case because you presented no case.

and, when you say "buh bye", it indicates that you are walking away from the situation. Based on your history (the last time we all tried to talk about this), the assumption that you were leaving is an understandable assumption to make.

frenchpuss... do you get along well with fluffy pooches? if so, you can come over to my house any time you like.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:27 pm

pssst. kitty, do you drink tquila?

I've been known to, yes... but I could swig if you'll hold it

no fleas - are you sure?

yes... no fleas, I certain. I’m a good groomer... just look at my fur!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:28 pm

gigglesnort wrote:{strolls in pulling a little red wagon with a case of moet and chandon, opens the box and stocks the fridge, grabs a bottle and pops in a straw, produces a large bowl of salty buttery popcorn, plops down in her cozy booth}

*settles in next to Giggles, grabs a handful of popcorn and munches*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:30 pm

frenchpuss... do you get along well with fluffy pooches? if so, you can come over to my house any time you like

Well... as long as there’s a high spot to get out of their reach...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:37 pm

I figure she's either a sock/troll, or she's totally whacked...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:38 pm

Kooshie dear, so good to see you this evening!

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:39 pm

Ahhh, another day... another beer...

Bartender... I'll take an nice light lager!

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:42 pm

This was fun... It's a guy calling his boss to let him know that he's running late...

(99% sure it's work friendly)

http://70.85.14.98/autos/audio/jackbox.wav

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:43 pm

(a bright light appears near the back of the bar and M falls out of it onto the floor....stands up like nothing happened....)

Hello everyone! What's happening tonight?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:45 pm

(set's down a light lager for the rodent and assures him he means no ill intent)

Hello Giggles!!! Sorry to not have seen you over there sooner. (Jumps on table and grins)

But I fear I must be off once again. See you guys later...

Curses, Ms. Sky ... arriving just as I depart. But i'll be back later...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:48 pm

Later, LeChat!

(hums song to herself.... stray cat strut...hmm hmm)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:50 pm

Holy smazola! Kid pisses on the floor and I miss my chance to find out about UNLV.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:53 pm

Marking her territory, eh Bucket?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:06 pm

yeah, you missed a good one, BHA...

what'cha drinking?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:09 pm

Yep.

Michter's.

I love that uBeR. Don't know why.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:10 pm

you and sensei both, it seems...

I don't know that heli would share your opinion, however...

*passes drink to BHA, then smacks his ass*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:12 pm

yow! you....!

uBeR reminds me of a guy I knew from here who had voices that talked to him out of his penis

no shit