The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:13 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:But really, how is your current behaviour endearing you to him (or the rest of us)? I can promise that, with the exception of Sensei, it's not.

Did you conduct some kind of poll and not tell me?

Oh, and I said she was 'special' not 'endearing'; though now that you mention it...

Sometimes conformity just fits to snugly. Looks good on you though!

I'll have whatever's cheap and easy!

(Insert joke here)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:14 pm

buckethead alien wrote:yow! you....!

uBeR reminds me of a guy I knew from here who had voices that talked to him out of his penis

no shit

You're saying that everyone else doesn't hear them?

You know- you're really bumming Woodrow out with that attitude.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:14 pm

that makes me laugh...

how many voices?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:15 pm

yeah poor woodrow

there were several different voices

it did not end well, if i recall

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:17 pm

ha! rob....

rob, what are you drinking??

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:17 pm

Would that make it a multi personality penis?

Leinie's please....think I'll try a Berry Weiss tonight if you don't mind.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:18 pm

Remember now, I'm the one who accused her of being a sock...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:20 pm

buckethead alien wrote:yeah poor woodrow

there were several different voices

it did not end well, if i recall

The trick is to let him just walk off with the voices, knowing that he will come back...

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:21 pm

buckethead alien wrote: uBeR reminds me of a guy I knew from here who had voices that talked to him out of his penis

To quote the infinitely quotable George Carlin

"A guy like that you wanna give him his own RADIO SHOW!”"

Ok... it really needs the full quote...

"you gotta keep some of ‘em around just for the entertainment. Like a guy who tells you the King of Sweden is using his penis as a radio transmitter to send anti-Semitic lesbian meatloaf recipes to Soupy Sales and Marvin Hamlish. A guy like that you wanna give him his own RADIO SHOW!”

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:23 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:ha! rob....

rob, what are you drinking??

A heiff and a straight up Glenlivet

With some gorgonzola and a torn off piece of ciabata

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:31 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Kooshie dear, so good to see you this evening!

And you, m'dear! I need to run for a bit (ah, the joys of a one-computer household), but I'm sure I'll be back again later. *smooches!*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:32 pm

drinks for M and Rob!

woo hoo! it's a full house tonight, kiddies!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:33 pm

hey, does anyone know a website that I could find those mock-inspirational posters? you know the ones....

I'm trying to show them to my regional, but cant seem to locate them...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:35 pm

STUART!!! GETCHER ASS IN HERE!

*setting out three shots for Stuart*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:36 pm

this snifter of michter's is simply divine

the penis guy did eventually walk off into the woods

my brother knows more the the details, I'll have to ask. we both have always had a soft spot for the, um, more colorful members of the community

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:38 pm

soft spot

for the PENIS GUY??

Yipes!

[poor attempt at sick humour, folks]

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:40 pm

http://www.nehrt.com/Demotivators/Demotivators0.html

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:41 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
soft spot
for the PENIS GUY??

Yipes!

[poor attempt at sick humour, folks]

more my brother's

cripes, i wish i could remember his name...wait! Gabe something.

I think in the end the voices told him to off himself

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:43 pm

rodent wrote:http://www.nehrt.com/Demotivators/Demotivators0.html

Woops, that was a link for the faux motivational posters

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:44 pm

you are a GOD for finding that for me!!

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:48 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:you are a GOD for finding that for me!!

naaaaaah... just a minor deity...

but you can buy me a shot

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:50 pm

two, even. what're you having?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:50 pm

My drink is getting low. 'Tis time to reflect upon the eternal question of whether to have another.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:54 pm

I been here but it took awhile to decant the fracas.

First and foremost

UBER, I'll be in Vegas in two weeks. Let's get canned, throw some dice, go to cheetahs and dance all night. Four out of five people agree, I'm awesome. I promise.

Second, for the love of god where did y'all set up the shot luge?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:54 pm

I think the answer should be YES, BHA!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:57 pm

whether to have another

dude, you let me down, I can't hang with you no more.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:59 pm

Broheme, if you're going to hang with uBeR, color me there.

and, yes, I am having another

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:02 pm

life is good when it gets wacky in a positive fashion.

You really must try one of these sand dances.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:03 pm

Howdy all! So many here tonight. So little time.

That means I need a red bull and jager

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:11 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Broheme, if you're going to hang with uBeR, color me there.

Sensei is SO up for a N.V. jaunt... Three Amigos in Vegas!