The Bar

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:24 am

Morning Joel!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:25 am

Sorry, can't rush these things, DVD! Perhaps next time with the tea. Maybe just a quick chill pill, then?

{procures tiny tin of little white pepperminty-smelling tablets, offers to DVD}

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:25 am

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:26 am

Oh hell gigs...that explains so much.

Shit, now I'm going to have to change my whole life...thanks a lot.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:28 am

ooops! Sorry bout that sput. Chill pill?

{pops two into her mouth, works them under her tongue}

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:30 am

I'll have some industrial coffee. Then I have to decide whether to be "Mr Grouchy Fuck" this morning or be something less obnoxious.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:33 am

I woke up late this AM with sore muscles after spending three fun filled hours discussing, planning and cutting lumber for a 4' long, 1' wide model suspension bridge which should have bee completed during the christmas vacation for the 15 year old. So the final paper is now going to be late by one weekend.... we build the bridge tonight, we stress test it until it breaks this weekend, and he writes his findings all before bedtime sunday.

Today, I get to meet with all the young men's teachers and principal at 3PM and discuss a strategy for their educational success.

decaf please.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:34 am

I vote for the grouchy obnoxious fuck, heli, and let me channel some of my energy out to ya. I need to do something with it before I go and waste this whole beeyuoootiful day squirrelled away on this here computer.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:35 am

golly Joel. Um, chill pill?

{pops another couple into her mouth, chews}

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:36 am

And perhaps a valium laced OJ? Maybe thats what I need.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:38 am

{crushes a handful of chill pills into the pitcher of mimosas, pours a round for hte bar; pours two cups of coffee, one decaf for Joel, one industrial strength for heli}

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:43 am

if i have a vote, mine would be "Mr Grouchy Fuck"

it keeps all the whiners at bay.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:49 am

OK, Mr Grouchy Fuck it is. I can see it now, "So Mr Ranger, should we go out to the sand dunes?". heli----" what the fuck would you wanna go out there for, I dont give a shit what you do, no just go away, I'm writing a birthday card for Mi Tesoro, NoW Git!"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:26 am

morning and coffee, extra caffein

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:33 am

to borrow a mantra from Rian:

Fuck this day, bring on the weekend!

morning all... seems like we're picking up each other's vibes again... strange how the eplaya as a whole has it's moods...

at any rate, i need coffee, and lots of it. last day with the regional,then I have to start packing up the fucking office and sending it, piece by piece, to Camarillo...

ug.

think i'll double fist: can I have a coffee and a mimosa?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:36 am

Camarillo....why the hell there? I had my car fixed by a place in Camarillo cost me a grand!! Course they have cool theaters there......and Krispy Kreme DONUTS!! Hot and NOW!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:37 am

OOPS, by the way...

GOOD MORNING everyone!!

Now I have to go catch my cat so she can go to the vet.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:54 am

thinkcooper wrote:Quick warning on the above link MPG. It's not very kind. It makes the squirrels angry enough to call in re-inforcements from the sharpshooting kittens.

Reading back, back, faaaaar back into the past in the bar thread, some things start to come together....like angry squirrels.....dangerous kittens.....

[voice in my head]It is a perfect beautiful day getcher ass off this computer now, young lady, and take it outside! NOW![/voice in my head]

*grumble*

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:26 am

Yeah. Fuck this day. Somebody get me drunk. That's constructive.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:39 am

Yeah, fuck this day, and fuck you Ms. I'm-so-responsible-voice-in-my-head.

Days like these I believe are mocking me, when it is painfully pretty outside, and all I want to do is dissappear into a nice dark hole in the ground.

{large gruff Voice appears adn begins to strong-arm giggles out into the light, clawing and kicking}

It burns! Aaaaahhhh!!!!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:00 am

Martiansky wrote:Camarillo....why the hell there? I had my car fixed by a place in Camarillo cost me a grand!! Course they have cool theaters there......and Krispy Kreme DONUTS!! Hot and NOW!!

[Everybody sing along]

She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin' out along her head,
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo

She said she was
A Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in
(I couldn't come in right then . . . )

And so she wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An' I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She stripped away
Her rancid poncho
An' laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An' it was useless any more

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in
(actually, I was very busy then)

And so she wandered
Through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An' I'd just love it in her room

Well, I was born
To have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets

She said she was
A Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

(Is that a real poncho . . . I mean
Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Hmmm . . . no foolin' . . . )

"Camarillo Brillo" - Frank Zappa, 1973, from Over-Nite Sensation

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:18 am

M: the main office to the company that owns my store is in Camarillo, CA. So, when we close, everything goes back down there.

Bah.

Fuck this day. I'll getcha drunk, BHA...

*sets two shot glasses in front of BHA* petron?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:20 am

...so long as you are getting drunk with me, GE. Seems to me you have a good excuse to get

FUCKED UP ON COMPANY TIME

don't ya?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:24 am

buckethead alien wrote:...so long as you are getting drunk with me, GE. Seems to me you have a good excuse to get

FUCKED UP ON COMPANY TIME

don't ya?

funny thing, when i was hired full-time for the military, my boss always opened his left bottom drawer and pulled out a bottle of Johnny Walker Red, poured a stiff drink into his coffee cup at 2:30 in the afternoon.

and now, after many years passing...

i understand why.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:24 am

Dang....I'm back from the vet with my cat....I'm sad, but glad I guess. Last summer she had a cancerous growth on the middle of her tail and had to get it amputated. A few days ago I felt another bump at the end of her nubby tail.....bad news now she has to get another part taken off. Good news is it's only on her tail and no where else.

M goes behind the bar and grabs a Leinie's Creamy Dark out of the fridge and guzzles a third of it down.........

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:30 am

Hmmm, M-Sky, I hate to hear about the pet problems having just been through something with one of my dogs. Here's to your short-tail kitty.

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GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:34 am

yep: getting fucked on company time... woo hoo!

(M: sorry about your kitty.... )

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:38 am

Thanks, Buckethead. Thanks, Guin.
My pets are my kids and I hate to see them hurting.
She made it through the other surgery and seemed to be feeling better. Hope this one goes as well on monday. The doc assured me that she WILL be sending some pain meds home with me this time so I don't have to make a trip back for some.

*drinks rest of beer...reaches for another*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:39 am

Uh, pain meds for the cat that is.....heehee

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:40 am

Did I say getting <u>fucked</u> on company time? Hmmmm.

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