The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:42 am

wow... umm... no, but that's an option, too, I guess...

except that my employee's gay...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:44 am

Ring, that song was pretty humorous!

Guin, we used to stop in Camarillo when I would go to PT. Mugu for my annual training. It was the closest to the base for "shop-ping".

That's funny Guin!!
What happens to the new employee?
Kind of a Hello-Goodbye deal, huh?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:04 am

I know... I feel terrible...

he doesn't know yet, though... I'm waiting for a couple days...

so, keep it on the DL, guys... he reads over my shoulder sometimes...

(in other words, STFU about it!)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:06 am

Ha! I was supposed to be taking a nap but other things happened. Hey GE, are we drunk yet?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:07 am

OOPS!! Sorry Guin!!
But how were we to know you had a peeper? You didn't tell us the "rules"!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:08 am

samtzu wrote:I figure she's either a sock/troll, or she's totally whacked...

the third option is she's for real and will in 6 months to 2 years time realize just how totally she's humiliated herself--which will keep her from posting here for years due to the pain.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:09 am

buckethead alien wrote:yow! you....!

uBeR reminds me of a guy I knew from here who had voices that talked to him out of his penis

From Wrong Island or are you dissing sam/woodrow?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:10 am

Here comes Crypto!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:12 am

buckethead alien wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
soft spot
for the PENIS GUY??

Yipes!

[poor attempt at sick humour, folks]
more my brother's

cripes, i wish i could remember his name...wait! Gabe something.

I think in the end the voices told him to off himself

I don't know how often the voices do that, but that scitzophrenia stuff scares me. I have enough trouble with persistant thoughts.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:14 am

So does that mean that it was bad yesterday when i came in and talked toudly about it?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:15 am

rodent wrote:So... I'm drinking here, plotting a fun but really WRONG idea... wondering how to pull this off...

hurm....

anyone interested in details?

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

You tease. Either we say "yes" and you've pulled our chain, or we pretend indifference and commit dishonesty.

I'll tickle your rodent belly and plant sublimnial suggesttions that you gift me with porter. Cole Porter.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:15 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote: for the PENIS GUY??

Yipes!

[poor attempt at sick humour, folks]
more my brother's

cripes, i wish i could remember his name...wait! Gabe something.

I think in the end the voices told him to off himself
I don't know how often the voices do that, but that scitzophrenia stuff scares me. I have enough trouble with persistant thoughts.

cou can't remember your brother's name? i mean, i have trouble with birthdays, but Jeez!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:17 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:I figure she's either a sock/troll, or she's totally whacked...
the third option is she's for real and will in 6 months to 2 years time realize just how totally she's humiliated herself--which will keep her from posting here for years due to the pain.

She is for real. heli talked to her last night and put buzz words like "Federal Officer" in her ear. I think it's done. I got a PM this morning and it seems that heli's words are sinking in. Fucking beer anyone?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:17 am

GuinivereElise wrote:hey all...

drinkie drinkie...

and what's up with you all buying the uber shit? what, us SANE chicks don't have anything to offer? I mean, I can be wacky and crazy, but I go BACK to being sane after a while, know what I mean?

For what's it's worth, I'd trust you to watch my back; I wouldn't trust her in my presence out fo my sight.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:18 am

sputnik wrote:Ya know GE, the thing is...completely whacked out is a place a lot of us never got to, so getting near to that can be interesting...for a while anyway. Then it can get scary.

I got there in ways, so I'm trapped by my empathy. Blech.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:19 am

helitack wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:I figure she's either a sock/troll, or she's totally whacked...
the third option is she's for real and will in 6 months to 2 years time realize just how totally she's humiliated herself--which will keep her from posting here for years due to the pain.
She is for real. heli talked to her last night and put buzz words like "Federal Officer" in her ear. I think it's done. I got a PM this morning and it seems that heli's words are sinking in. Fucking beer anyone?

i tried, baby. i tried.

the funny part is that, in retrospect, the 16 year old i told her about yesterday was more mature than she is.

i'll take a drink. to celebrate that i just got a present in the mail! granted, i got it for myself, but i just got a present in the mail!

woohoo!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:20 am

Ranger Genius wrote:You think a real person would spend so much effort capitalizing every other letter? too stylized. Sounds like something only a sock would do. Too bad none of us has a status that allows us to look at her IP address, huh?

Never underestimate the amount of time that a pretentious loon will spend on useless crap.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:20 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
sputnik wrote:Ya know GE, the thing is...completely whacked out is a place a lot of us never got to, so getting near to that can be interesting...for a while anyway. Then it can get scary.
I got there in ways, so I'm trapped by my empathy. Blech.

i don't have a problem with whacked out. i have a problem with whacked out and hurting others. there just ain't no excuse for it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:21 am

LeChatNoir wrote:
Or did Le Chat finally do his job?
No brother... I’m off the mouse. Gave me too much heartburn and I had to stop. Tough, man... tough.

It's the fur that does it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:22 am

b00m3rang wrote:Hence part of the irony... since I'm a UNIX administrator.

Funny. I administrate eunichs.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:23 am

Hey all!

Time for an afternoon shot. I think I'll take some Johnny Walker Red. Someone mentioned that yesterday and it sounds good.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:24 am

Ranger Genius wrote:Oooh. Consider me tantalized.

Damn that's a great word.

Tantalize. I've got to find a way to use it in a limerick.

Surmise, Surprise disguise in pies.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:26 am

GuinivereElise echoes wrote:mmmm... Pete's Wicked Ale... a new favorite, thanks to Fishy....

[calling out] Thanks Fishy! [/calling out]

she'll hear me eventually...

*fishy grins and calls out* You're welcome!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:28 am

Martiansky wrote:Dang....I'm back from the vet with my cat....I'm sad, but glad I guess. Last summer she had a cancerous growth on the middle of her tail and had to get it amputated. A few days ago I felt another bump at the end of her nubby tail.....bad news now she has to get another part taken off. Good news is it's only on her tail and no where else.

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Now she's a Synthamanx! We've got three that were born that way, and they work those nubs like no tomorrow....I suggest acquiring a raccoon tail, to tuck under her butt and take pictures of while she's napping.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:29 am

OOOOOoopppsss! Almost forgot where I was!!

*grabbing for liter black-and-tan*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:29 am

b00m3rang wrote:A milkshake, a box of fries, and a meatball are crime fighters. Just that they never get around to fighting crime. You really have to see it to understand.

Wait, wait, I saw a print ad for that on my latte holder. It was brillient. One's in a wheelchair. Oh, I wanna see that.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:32 am

uBeR needs serious, professional help from what I can tell. It's not about maturity. This is bigtime shit. Thing is, people like that are often the most difficult cases to treat. Makes me a little sad, and not entirely because she reminds me of Gabe with the talking penis.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:35 am

I don't think she was disciplined as a child. Just a spoiled brat. Nothing a good public spanking wouldn't solve.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:36 am

Oh, and Giggs, under no circumstances are you allowed to register Talking Penis as one of your socks.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 10:36 am

gigglesnort wrote:Yeah, fuck this day, and fuck you Ms. I'm-so-responsible-voice-in-my-head.

Days like these I believe are mocking me, when it is painfully pretty outside, and all I want to do is dissappear into a nice dark hole in the ground.

{large gruff Voice appears adn begins to strong-arm giggles out into the light, clawing and kicking}

It burns! Aaaaahhhh!!!!

Got your package last night. Nice wirework.