The Bar

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:38 pm

Time for a new signature line. This one's charm has worn off.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:41 pm

And I seem to have pulled ahead of you in the post count, Blue. Mwah ha ha.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:43 pm

yea, I've noticed. But just you wait, I'll catch up sooner than later.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:46 pm

With your pathetic typing skills? please. You'll never catch up with me! Until I lose my 'net access in a few weeks...This whole thing was a plot, wasn't it? You paid that hack headshrinker off, didn't you?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:50 pm

Sorry, didn't mean to kill the conversation.

My friend Mr. Coppola is kindly adjusting my outlook on life right now.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:52 pm

Ha ha ha ha (evil laugh) Wouldn't you like to know? My plans stretch far beyond your tiny self. Just you wait, soon the whole world will know of my plans. (maniacal laughter)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:52 pm

Alright, I'm outta here for a while. Going to watch Fargo

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:53 pm

Hi and bye Sputnik.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:53 pm

Good choice, sput. Don't forget your "unn-gent"

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:54 pm

RG:: I'm so fucking sorry, man... that sucks major donkey dick...

sending some good vibes your way...

and your drinks are on me tonight...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:56 pm

Are you sure? I have expensive tastes.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:57 pm

Hey, I work here, remember? Anything you want.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:57 pm

Hmm.. Trying to figure out how i can drink tonight (at home) and still have enough Points (doing weight watchers) for sunday super bowl party.

I soooo would like a nice strong drink. maybe a long island iced tea or something equally putting me under.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:58 pm

It's good and bad. We're lonely and isolated here. so this means we get to go home, where we have a network of friends and family. It cuts our adventure short, though, and we have no jobs or apt to go back to, but the aforementioned network should be able to help us there. Anti-M has saved our asses countless times already. It's nice to have someone we can count on like that. Pleased to hear her mom may recover.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:58 pm

Hmm must look up how to make a zombie. that sounds like what I need to be right now

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:00 pm

Got a bottle of Chateau Larose-Trintaudon back there? Could really use a nice Haute-Medoc right about now. This Coppola Blue Label Merlot is satisfying, but it's almost empty now. Good to see I can still destroy a bottle of wine and not be even slightly intoxicated.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:02 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Ranger Genius wrote:You think a real person would spend so much effort capitalizing every other letter? too stylized. Sounds like something only a sock would do. Too bad none of us has a status that allows us to look at her IP address, huh?
Never underestimate the amount of time that a pretentious loon will spend on useless crap.

Been away for several hours, and ran accross this while catching up... POTD?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:05 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Oh, and Giggs, under no circumstances are you allowed to register Talking Penis as one of your socks.

... Wait a minute...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:06 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Got a bottle of Chateau Larose-Trintaudon back there? Could really use a nice Haute-Medoc right about now. This Coppola Blue Label Merlot is satisfying, but it's almost empty now. Good to see I can still destroy a bottle of wine and not be even slightly intoxicated.

I'll take a can of warm Schlitz

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:07 pm

not sure RG, but I'll check... you know entirely more than I about wines...

I'm having a decidedly when-it-rains-it-pours feeling about all of us being jobless.... fuck, eh?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:07 pm

sparkletarte wrote:They don't move at all. They are painted in thick coats all the way around. Not even a tiny budge of movement. But when they do, I'll try that wax trick.

Jasco.... good for what ails your windows...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:08 pm

warm donkey piss for heli...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:09 pm

heh heh.

Look for a dark maroon label with gold lettering in a "Vivaldi" font. In fact, pick it up if you ever see it at a wine store in reality camp. Well worth it, and not really that pricy. usually under $20.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:10 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:I'm having a decidedly when-it-rains-it-pours feeling about all of us being jobless.... fuck, eh?

You would not believe how many times that has been said to me over the last six months. If I had a dollar for everytime ...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:15 pm

...you wouldn't NEED to find a job?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:17 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:warm donkey piss for heli...

Thanks!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:17 pm

okay so maybe I'd only have twenty bucks, but I've heard it a lot lately.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:18 pm

I think its pretty entertaining that I gave not only my manager, but the owner of the shop some of my beer today.
I'm thinking (hopefully) early march we wil be having Drink our Beer dammit party version 2.0.

mmmmmm beer.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:20 pm

Looking forward to drinking some of your beer again in August, Reba. I loathe beer, but have a special place in my heart for yours. I think Anti-M still has a full one in her fridge from 2002...can't vouch for its drinkability anymore..it's there as an icon.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:21 pm

Hmm I wonder if there could be a way for us to set up a cam for the peeps in this bar during our shindig (when ever it winds up being) must talk to hubby.

Must find a way.