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geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:59 pm

Dear Network Vendor:

When a packet is sent from one internal net to another internal net that are both clearly marked "ip nat inside", thou shalt not NAT the source address of the packets to an outside address. It confuses people and makes things behave in unexpected ways.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:53 pm

CoworkerLurker wrote:Or- fill out the forms in Greek!

Eekossee Tehssehrah

(I can't figure out how to get Greek characters in here)

'arba w ghoxrin. (aarbah oo ahshreen)

arabic.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:34 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
CoworkerLurker wrote:Or- fill out the forms in Greek!

Eekossee Tehssehrah

(I can't figure out how to get Greek characters in here)
'arba w ghoxrin. (aarbah oo ahshreen)

arabic.

Dua puluh empat.

Malay.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:26 am

Yolpa mey, groda! Taks grooha! (Swedish)
("Help me, frog! Thanks shall you have!")

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:45 am

playing in a light rain can be fun, invigorating even. Playing in an out and out downpoor in the cold leaves you all achey and shit.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:57 am

AMMAN (AFP) - A budding romance between a Jordanian man and woman
turned into an ugly public divorce when the couple found out that they
were in fact man and wife, state media reported.

Separated for several months, boredom and chance briefly re-united Bakr
Melhem and his wife Sanaa in an Internet chat room, the official Petra
news agency said.

Bakr, who passed himself off as Adnan, fell head over heels for Sanaa,
who
signed off as Jamila (beautiful) and described herself as a
cultured, unmarried woman -- a devout Muslim whose hobby was reading,
Petra said.

Cyber love blossomed between the pair for three months and soon they
were
making wedding plans. To pledge their troth in person, they
agreed to meet in the flesh near a bus depot in the town of Zarqa,
northeast of Amman.

The shock of finding out their true identities was too much for the
pair.

Upon seeing Sanaa-alias-Jamila, Bakr-alias-Adnan turned white and
screamed at the top of his lungs: "You are divorced, divorced,
divorced" -- the traditional manner of officially ending a marriage in
Islam.

"You are a liar," Sanaa retorted before fainting, the agency said.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:21 am

oh man, as shitty as I'm feeling today, that story has me laughing.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:24 pm

But did they like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain?

Enquiring minds want to know.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:47 pm

Any of you fellas have any experience with shaving your ballsacks?

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:51 pm

Soounds like a set-up

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:58 pm

Naw, just more drumscrotum.

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:24 pm

Well then -

You put a rubberband around the sack really tight till they swell up and then use a heated butter knife and tweezers to pluck the hairs -

Or you can use Nair - just be sure to leave it on for at least an hour before you rinse.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:28 pm

CoworkerLurker wrote:But did they like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Virgin pina coladas, one hopes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:29 pm

Or should that be pinas coladas?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:52 pm

Nightterror wrote:Well then -

You put a rubberband around the sack really tight till they swell up and then use a heated butter knife and tweezers to pluck the hairs -

Or you can use Nair - just be sure to leave it on for at least an hour before you rinse.

Holy shit. Maybe I don't need to do this.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:57 pm

Advice passed along from Ranger Spice without comment:

The key to comfortably shaving your cock is to use aftershave afterwards. It's a real rush, especially the first time, but cuts down on the bumps and ingrown hairs enough to make it more than worth it.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:02 pm

now THAT might make me feel better...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:04 pm

How reliable is Ranger Spice's information?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:07 pm

Very reliable, when it comes to subject matter in this field of knowledge.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:09 pm

Okay then. I shall buy some Old Spice and away we go!

Film at eleven.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:11 pm

It's funny how he offered me that advice unsolicited, in a paternal "something you really ought to know but that no one has probably ever told you" sort of way.

Dirty old bastard gets more action than anyone I know. Including men who are 1/3 his age (like me).

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:40 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Or should that be pinas coladas?

What about Penis Coladas?

Why do I see an ENTIRE theme camp here... or would that already be Jiffy Lube?

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:40 pm

The little plastic supports that are often put under rebar to support it prior to a concrete pour are called chairs.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:11 am

In the last year, I've been lucky to both meet and hang out with a number of Seattle e-playans...

I know I'm jumpin' the gun here, but I never know myself when I'm going to disappear; so here's the first Valentines for '05 (I hope!)

My personal Valentines are MISS LYDIA LOVE, Ms. RebA!, Miss Rian Jackson and lastly, but(t!) certainly not leastly, Miss GuinivereElise!

To those not living in Seattle, you have my sincere sympathy.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:50 am

rodent wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Or should that be pinas coladas?
What about Penis Coladas?

Why do I see an ENTIRE theme camp here... or would that already be Jiffy Lube?

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

why do i have weird images of women in mazatlan wandering down the streets in the mornings, pushing painted carts and shouting 'penii! penii colorados!'

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:17 am

http://www.menessentials.com/tips/shaving_privates.html

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:18 am

BHA, what's the sudden fascination with ball shaving?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:20 am

It only looks sudden. he's been a latent shaver for years.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:26 am

And he's just asking NOW for tips??? So, what BHA, your balls are covered in scratches and cuts?

Damn.

FWIW, I'd assume that the same rules of thumb for shaving anything else also apply... it's better if you soak whatever the body part is in warm water first. It opens up the pores.

Course, i've never shaved balls before. I could be way off track.

YMMV.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:27 am

It's February. I'm bored.