The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:02 am

Thanks Sputnik, you and I have some drinking to do, I see; J-Dog, what's your Monday a.m. bevvy of choice?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:05 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
samtzu wrote:I can't believe I just spent an hour and a half catching up on all the threads that I didn't read since Sat Afternoon.... sheesh... 'course, I have the time to do that now.... crap....

RJ, Jason, I forgot about the phone pix.... yeah, I want to see how they came out.... or 'who' came out.... or something....

Coffee please?
damn, i did too. the only one that came out decently is the one of you and rob primed to smooch. but i don't think he's gonna let us get our mits on them.

That's too bad.. 'cause he was looking very... mmmm... sexy at the time....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:05 am

Damn, I gotta go hop in the truck for a short ride. Don't nobody move.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:10 am

buckethead alien wrote:Damn, I gotta go hop in the truck for a short ride. Don't nobody move.

{giggles freezes in place}

damn, wish I had gotten a beer first.....hope he isn't gone too long.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:14 am

gigglesnort wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Damn, I gotta go hop in the truck for a short ride. Don't nobody move.
{giggles freezes in place}

damn, wish I had gotten a beer first.....hope he isn't gone too long.....

*Sandwich speaking through closed teeth*

Giggles, I hope we are not stuck like this to long. This bourbon shot is so close but until I can move again it taunts me. I sure hope Bucket does not forget us here.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:18 am

*waltzes in the door, grabs people's drinks, and downs them*

[smugly]sure glad i wasn't here when he said that. [/smugly]

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:19 am

{also through clenched teeth}

dammit! why couldn't he have said that after I had finished scratching my ass.....I feel my elbow locking up.....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:20 am

This being frozen in place shit is really damn inconvenient...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:23 am

How's your bladder?

*fishy pokes kidney in an exploratory manner*

Oh look one of BBPs feathers!

*puts feather beneath the nose of the frozen*

Do you think this will get me an honorable mention on RtWs "evil" thread?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:32 am

my nose itches.... damn......

is farting considered moving? Judges call on this, please?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:35 am

M runs back in only to find...everyone frozen in place!!

What the....? Who's got the time freezing machine?
Dang......what's that smell? Did somebody phart? EEWW!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:36 am

Okay .... DRINK!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:40 am

Whew.... and, no, I didn't fart... I was waiting for permission (believe it or not, I can be a gentleman).... excuse me while I step outside for a moment *scratches nose as he leaves*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:40 am

goes behind bar and starts handing out drinks.....
Bourbon for Sammich
Beer for Giggles
Scotch for Sam
Sputnik what're you having? Margarita?
Bucket..you're drinking what?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:46 am

Weeeeeeell, M-ski, you got me there. Today's new thing: i was just in the beer store and saw Tecate in BOTTLES. What is this world coming to? Might as well have one or three.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:47 am

OK M. I'll have a Margarita.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:48 am

3 Tecates for Bucket! And a margarita for Sputnik.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:49 am

Could I get a bourbon with some honey in it?... Please?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:53 am

Good afternoon LeChat! A Bourbon with honey for my feliney friend.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:53 am

Hey M... good news about your kitty, huh? I’m relieved anyways.

Just cruisin’ through to get a snort, down some Vitamin C and then back to work. I’m so good at playing hooky.

Ok... gone again...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:57 am

Definately great news about my kitty for sure!! Thanks!
I'm heading out for a while too. Later all!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:58 am

oh bucket i'm so glad yer back! whew! I think my arm is stuck this way......

thanks Ms. Sky for the beer!

poor kitty, I'll make you some echinacea tea for next time you pop in....

{giggles digs in the mary poppins bag and comes out with a baggy of loose echinacea, a large mason jar, and a whistling teapot full of boiling water}

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:10 pm

So there's probably a thread for this, but WTF. W magazine describes Burning Man as "the Ectasy-fueled desert rave that draws 30,000 music junkies to Nevada every summer."

This was in the context of a feature interview with Renee Zellwanger, who expressed interest in going this year when a friend mentioned the idea.

<i>"We always take a trip together, but she laughed when I told her I'd go with her," the actress says. "She wouldn't let me: I'd be like a goldfish hiking through the desert without its bowl."</I>

Does this make any sense at all?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:25 pm

A goldfish hiking through the desert with out it's bowl?

I think I saw one of those last year, but I was whacked out on E, so I could be wrong... or maybe it was the peyote that I had been doing for three days straight.... but it was also between random sex acts in the temple, so I could have been in an altered state at the time....

Sheesh....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:31 pm

This calls for another one of those bottled Tecates. Just doesn't seem right. Next, they'll put PBR in glass. Probably already do.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:37 pm

buckethead alien wrote:This calls for another one of those bottled Tecates. Just doesn't seem right. Next, they'll put PBR in glass. Probably already do.

You mean like this...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:39 pm

Anyone else having Bicentennial Minute flashbacks?

And that's the way it was. . . . . . .

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:40 pm

Ja mon! PBR in a 40! Never seen one of those. Still tastes like goat piss, but Heli likes it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:40 pm

buckethead alien wrote:So there's probably a thread for this, but WTF. W magazine describes Burning Man as "the Ectasy-fueled desert rave that draws 30,000 music junkies to Nevada every summer."

This was in the context of a feature interview with Renee Zellwanger, who expressed interest in going this year when a friend mentioned the idea.

<i>"We always take a trip together, but she laughed when I told her I'd go with her," the actress says. "She wouldn't let me: I'd be like a goldfish hiking through the desert without its bowl."</I>

Does this make any sense at all?

Harumph!
No. And this is just the fish comment, because I don't qualify as a music junkie.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:41 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Anyone else having Bicentennial Minute flashbacks?

And that's the way it was. . . . . . .

Thank you Walter Cronkite