Note To Self

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:11 pm

It hurts about 18 times worse than getting covered in the crap in the first place.

Your skin burns so much you can't take it. Your eyes swell up. You have trouble breathing.

I'd take the inital assault to the cleanup any day.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:26 pm

damn RJ, that sounds fucked. I am assuming this happened while in the middle east, is that correct?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:28 pm

No. Two blocks from where i'm sitting now.

But the most important tear gas/pepper spray tip is - drumroll, please - WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:32 pm

he he he, yes, yes.

Had I known I had poison oak oils on my fucking hands, I probably would not have fondled myself.

quick, get the cheese grater!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:36 pm

One cheese grater, coming up.

Black Cross has done studies with various chemicals to see what neutralizes them the best. When some friends of mine were doing their own experiments, they doused themselves in mace. And waited. And waited. Compared to what you get on the streets, it was negligible. Turns out the cops' spray is many, many times stronger than anything you can buy.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:39 pm

But the most important tear gas/pepper spray tip is - drumroll, please - WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

this is also very good advice if you've been cooking with chile peppers. Especially, say, habaneros.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:40 pm

and here I thought we are all on a level playing field,,, right.

how is it you got dosed then?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:44 pm

LEIU protest. I was there, therefore I got covered. I can't tell you exactly what i was doing each time...
Holding the street, doing mobile eyewash for the folks who got it bad..

I spent some time trying to get some notoriously bad cops off the front lines before it all started.

Legal documentation. Dancing in the streets. Y'know. All in a day's work.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:48 pm

nice.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:47 pm

NTS:

don't try catching the x-acto blade when it falls from your desk, fukin dummy!

NTS:

while hand is bleeding, don't let the blood drip on that which you are working on, fukin dummy!

NTS:

read these notes to self to yourself more than once in a while, fukin dummy!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:29 pm

NTS: Not everybody likes you... and those that do can't always help you.

NTS: Not all of those who dislike you are worth listening to

NTS: Life is very, very Good!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:27 pm

NTS: Assume the dog has poison oak on his fur anytime you've been in the woods with him for more than half a day. That way, when he crawls into bed with you don't wake up with itchy balls, legs, feet, face, hands and um...

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:33 pm

Badger wrote:NTS: Assume the dog has poison oak on his fur anytime you've been in the woods with him for more than half a day. That way, when he crawls into bed with you don't wake up with itchy balls, legs, feet, face, hands and um...

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:54 pm

samtzu wrote:NTS: Life is very, very Good!

Especially when compared to the alternative.

"Guil: Death isn't. You get my meaning; the ultimate negative: not being. You can't not be on a boat."

"Ros: I've frequently not been on boats."

"Guil: What you've been is not on boats."

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:56 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:
samtzu wrote:NTS: Life is very, very Good!
Especially when compared to the alternative.

"Guil: Death isn't. You get my meaning; the ultimate negative: not being. You can't not be on a boat."

"Ros: I've frequently not been on boats."

"Guil: What you've been is not on boats."

[swoon]

quoting R&G??

NTS: review the box monologue from R&G to get it back up to par for your next audition.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:04 pm

Hey, you, whatsisname! Come out of there!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:09 pm

lol.... thank you....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:04 am

NTS: When rangers tell you to drink more, don't. Even if you've had only one. Just. Don't.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:30 pm

NTS: Quit sticking my foot in my big mouth and making myself look like an idiot. **sigh**

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:09 am

NTS: Quit visiting the e-playa.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:51 am

NTS: Rip phone out of wall. Move and don't tell anyone where. Only appear mysteriously when your scouts have said it's 'safe'.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:22 am

NTS: When going out dancing and drinking with the girls, do not MIX drinks.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:13 am

NTS... hell hath no fury lie a woman scorned.

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

man, that has got to hurt.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:26 am

WTF!?!?

if they were no longer a couple, why the fuck were his testicles exposed? And, why the fuck was he with her if he ended the relationship?

I gotta say, this guy sounds like an idiot/asshole who has been playing dangerous games.

Kinda on the same lines as a woman intentionally blueballing a man.

same fucked up game.

losing a testicle is a bit harsh though. but then, rape is harsh too.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:30 am

There's an understatement there somehwere.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:35 am

My favorite part is the she HID IT IN HER MOUTH for a while.

Seems to me that there's ALL KINDS of fucked up going on there...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:36 am

Wonder how she drank her beer with a ball in her mouth!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:10 am

It's soooo not fair to say that he deserved that. Lord gawd almighty. You usually don't know that someone's prone to ball ripping until they do it.

Damn, she musta' pulled hard. Fuuuuck.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:12 am

Maybe this is what happens in England when they run out of pretzels at the bar.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:16 am

Those Brits harbour a lot of secrets.
It could have something to do with the early closing hours of pubs and the frustration that engenders.

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