P.O.T.D.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:03 pm

Aw shucks RJ, I'll say hi.

Thank goodness for anethesia, eh?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:04 pm

only if you want to control yourself.
as a spectator, life is more interesting without it.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:35 pm

when it comes to Sally, I indeed need the anethesia to control myself.

ya gotta know her to loathe her

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:58 am

robotland wrote:
Ranger Genius wrote:Oh, and I have a cat named random. Meow.
...I may or may not have a cat named "Shroedinger".

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:10 am

GE's coment:

well fuck me running.

beside her avatar is, well, uh, er, umm, I'm uh, um, mmmmmmmm..

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:25 am

Here's one from the "hatred of rave camps" thread.

Fat SAM wrote:"...Sir, I don't have a golden toilet seat, and you must be the man who mooped in my tuba!"

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:26 am

joel the ornery wrote:Ward Churchill is a fraud.

Elephants in Academia: Calling all Chickens

The Ward Churchill Saga Continues

The Academic Left Revisited

Ward Churchill, Bill O'Reilly, and freedom of speech

Churchill's identity revealed in wake of Nazi comment

Ah ha ha ha ha....OOOOh shit!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:33 am

everything going on in the Kamp Apokiliptika thread lately.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:35 pm

Sparkletart nailed something on a thread it's better not to read.

Sorry. I can't seem to help myself. It's like a train wreck. Oh wait, it is.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:16 pm

A late entry from GuinivereElise on the "Random Misinformation" Thread.

Really, you always contribute the most well thought out, logical stuff here on this board. Really. We all love you. And we never want you to leave. You are so much smarter than all the rest of us, really. No, no... don't blush. it's all true. We adore you. You are important here. Without you, this board would just wither away and die. THAT's how important you are. Don't try to deny it. You're the glue that holds this whole place together. You give us good advice, you gently help us to see how wrong, how very wrong, we all are. You speak truth, and you always just tell it like it is. We appreciate that. I promise. You don't need to be so modest; it's all true.

Really.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:52 pm

GE, fucking shit up! I love it!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:02 pm

Blueniteowl wrote:NOW, back to why I came in here in the first place.

My fucking life sucks. I'm going to be living in my parents basement, driving a shitmoblie, and fucking making seven dollars an hour for the rest of my fucking life.

Oh ya, I almost forgot. My fucking school loans are past due. I've racked up another $500 on my credit card. I owe my parents $3,200. I've gained 15 pounds since I broke my leg. I'm going to have a fucking metal rod in my leg for the rest of my life. I'm going to get early arthritis because of the break. I'm probably never going to make it to Burning Man, or europe for that matter. Oh yea, and those school loans bought me nothing cause I got all F's in my classes. Oh, and my lender won't give me a fucking forbearance because my co-signer isn't having an economic hardship.

SO FUCK YOU WORLD, I'M SICK OF GETTING THE SHORT FUCKING END OF THE STICK!

THAT, boys and girls, is how to rant. There's real honesty, and real pain, all through this post. Nice work, Blue. I'm glad you're here.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:39 pm

geekster wrote:Hmm, I seem to recall a comment once made by someone when asked if he thought the US needed the electric chair. His reply was that he thought we needed electric bleachers.

Amen brother.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:41 pm

Could we get them in the indy 500 model that fall down?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:45 am

Bob wrote:Can we have all the threads that ridicule DVD Burner deleted?

I'm too lazy to look for them, but I'm sure the search engine will help. Try searching on "DVD Burner".

Talk about eplaya renewal!

(Rehabilitation of impoverished eplaya neighborhoods by large-scale renovation or reconstruction of eplaya threads)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:15 am

Sandwichman wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:I can always depend on this thread to bring me up.
That's the trouble with the world today, people relying on threads to bring them up instead of their parents.

Hmmmmmmffffff!
I think the E-playa has done quite well a raising me. Just please, no one let Rob be the one to teach me sex education.

Jason

Just don't make me laugh when it's gonna turn inot a coughing fit.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:13 pm

Two heavy contenders from newbies:
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 851#153851
and
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 855#153855

Nothing like the perspective from overseas.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:53 pm

It's old, but worth repeating...

From CagedKitty:
"Definitely, curl up with your pain, feel it, enjoy it, and admit that you like it."

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue May 10, 2005 11:01 pm

i kinda think this whole thread deserves a mention:

"have you seen my penis?"

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=8610

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:10 am

helitack wrote:there is nudity on the playa? that's it, I ain't going.

Nudity on the Playa

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:19 am

EvilDustBooger for this:

Please feel free to add to my :

...... Short Silly Drama in Several Silly Parts........

AL: Hey!, You guys suck, and I`m Tellin` !
Chorus: Hey! We don`t either...(well we do but we wipe up really well afterwards)
AL: No you don`t!
Chorus: Yes we do!
AL: No You don`t!
Chorus: Yes we do, because....(long technical jargon improvisation here)..
AL: No yuo dno`t !!!
---long pause----
Chorus: You are oddly evil !
AL: Nuh uh!
Chorus:Uh Huh!
AL: Nuh uh!
Chorus:Uh huh, because....(long very thought out dissertation here )....
AL: Poo Poo Pants!
Chorus: We are not!
AL: Yes you are!
Chorus:(pulling down pants and mooning the audience) We are not, see and smell for yourself dummy-head!
AL: (takes a deep sniff and says:) Fish for lunch ?
Chorus:You are so rude you cruel Poo Poo Head!
AL: See I new it! It`s a Huje Plott to overpopulat pliya sperants! See! I tlod yuo os!
Chorus: You suck, and We are tellin~

....to be continued.....

Followed by

AL: You go ahead and tell. Everyone knows that you are all just a bunch of Liers! And now you are going to just pik on me cuz I`m trying to tell the trooth. So I am just going to stop talking.

Chorus: We aren`t picking on you, we are only conducting a healthy debate.

Al: I`m not talking anymore, but you can`t tell me a thing about debates....cuz I Tott it in skule you bassturds ! ...Now I`m really not talking anymore.

.....more to come...............................................

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:25 am

For I had not yet read this masterpiece from FATSam.

Though I'm only an undergrad (still...Good Lord...), I think that I can help you Rex. If you run your posts by me, I'll be happy to proof and perform minor edits for you at no cost - what the hell? I need the practice.

Boy. Some of these people are sure big stupid doo-doo heads, aren't they? Especially that mean ol' Badger and his UGLY wife Isotopia. Wow. Sorry, Iso, but the Tammy Faye Baker on steroids look...Man oh man.

Anyway, we can start with the post above, ok?

"As many peopel know I am a science teacher in San Jose.That explains why during the months you qoute I am busy. " This needs some retooling. How about...
"As many people know, I am an incontinent gin sot. That explains why during the months you quote, I am busy."

"I teach, write grants, get grants, getting my masters in instructionl technology, doign native animal rescue in santa cruz county, building a high defination theature in one of my rooms, rockhoudning, doing SCA, teachign ballroom dance, plus more durign the school year I am busy."
We can spice this up, too, and edit a little for length without losing too much...
"I teach native animals to write and get grants for me; I'm building a high definition theater in my Santa Cruz ballroom, and again, during the school year, I'm busy, which is to say, I'm drunk on gin. Also, I smoke rocks."

"I am now off for the summer and can now focus some on my other pursuits of which is to inform the general public to hopefully think on their own. To think on their own they have to be abe to have access to both sides of a story otherwise you are just ignorant."
I find this paragraph a bit jumbled. How about...
"It's summer. While I'm off, inform the general public to think on their own. Give Abe access to both sides of the story." I don't know who Abe is, but it seemed important so I left that in.

"I am most defintly not a sock their are about 20 of us that have my feeling that are willign to be public about the lakebed against BMORG. I have over 100 hundred other names and address that if i ever need to do a push I can call upon to help out. BLM gave a two year permit so it is not time to call upon those people to hopefully seek the "truth."
This should just be obvious...
"I am most definitely not sober. There are twenty of us feeling the willing public and those naked in BMORG. I have a hundred names! (I thought the emphasis might add punch) It is not yet time to call upon them to seek the truth." I think it sounds a little crazy, but it's got a really fun sort-of Saddam Hussein-circa-early '90's-feel to it. Sort of a "the blood of the infidels", etc....

"so good luck calling me a "sock" i am rex scates and no one woudl be willign to try to fit into my shoes as i sometimes put my foot in my mouth ;) but for the people that know me (of which most on EPLIYA do not) know i am a very caring person and dont lie."
You're a little off topic here, but again, I'm sure it's important, so I've tried to maintain the integrity of your statements.

"Wish me luck calling my socks. I AM REX SCATES! No one would be willing to fit me with shoes! For the people that know me, I cannot lie with a caring E-playan person's foot in my mouth." That's SO kinky, Rex. You're going to fit right in.

"so hopefully that explaisn your questions and yes I am interested to comtinue my measurements of the pliya serpents that I have been measuring for the last 4 years."
This was the hardest paragraph for me. Frankly, it was like translating Japanese to English, but I did my best. If you're going to write poetry, in the future, please just indicate it to me so I know how to punctuate...

"Hopefully,
you question explosions.
I am interested in measuring pliable serpents
I have been
for the last four years
measuring
measuring...."

I added a little at the end, but I think it sounds nice.

Sam, you do know you're one of my eplaya heroes, don't you?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:49 am

Badger wrote:Maybe just skip the drama, take a clue, and consider any idea that involves openly giving away a Schedule II drug in the middle of a 35,000+ event just might garner the attention of law enforcement personnel.

I'm surprised more folks here haven't opened you up like a fucking Christmas present with such a clueless post to a public bulletin board.

You're a fool.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:18 pm

Badger wrote:
Thanks for the advice.
That wasn't advice. That was a clue - you fucking idiot.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:12 pm

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:53 pm

unjonharley wrote:
Some people are like slinkies. There not worth much. But you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:14 pm

I'm tempted to steal that one for a sigline someday. That's a good one. Damn good.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:28 am

Intelligent Design

posted elsewhere by Rob The Wop, this date.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:05 pm

from ms. longlanks, in the Red Tent yesterday:

ok mr not much of a sense of humor about the name gag...sorry! geez.

perhaps with your attitude the best thing would be to stay out of the red tent altogether sounds like you and menstruating women just may not mix so well. at least for the women seeking sanctuary in someplace called the red tent...have you read the book? it's good actually, very interesting.

i never suggested being on your period was an excuse. nor did i ask to have my ass kissed. i simply suggested that someone who didn't know what femprods were might not be wise to engage more deeply than serving the goddess with foot rubbing and affirmations. but hey, if you think you can handle, by all means, piss off the bleeding women, i'll be very entertained by the results, i'm sure!

*snicker*

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:08 pm

From "Happy Endings",

Badger wrote:
Now thats justice.
Nah, that's just revenge.

Like a broken water vessel it holds only the promise of emptiness.

I must agree completely and that is a beautiful saying.

lazarus · Post by **lazarus** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:13 pm

My vote:

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=10648

P.O.T.D.

case studies

Whoops I may have been hasty!

the khaki one speaks

i feel the love.