Shouts Out

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 9:20 pm

Hey Guin! Hows the puppy doing?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:04 am

a bit better, but he's still BUGGING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

The fucker kept me awake all night: if I just let him be, then he scratched and fumbled about and couldnt' get comfy and kept me awake. If I held him,then he whined all night, and kept me awake.

It's my goddamned day to sleep in past 7a, and here I am, awake since, oh, last night...

I don't blame him, REALLY... I mean, he's got some shit going on, but fuck!

(how are you??)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:52 am

GuinivereElise wrote: I mean, he's got some shit going on, but fuck!

i thought the issue was that he DIDN'T have any shit going on.
i told ya, feed him some vaseline. it should slide right out.
ymmv.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:55 am

no no no... not THAT kind of sick. He's got all these hot spots that he won't stop scratching and biting, and for a while, when it was really bad, and he didn't want to move because then they bothered him more, he wasnt' eating and consequently wasn't doing anything by way of waste removal...

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:56 am

maybe one of those head cones?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:00 am

straight jacket
or duct tape.

rrrrrrrrip!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:02 am

have elizabethan collar. doesn't do a bit of good.

hmmm, duct tape....

him with his long fur, I''m sure he won't mind...

This morning, at about 5., I was ready to just drop kick him out the door.

then I thought better of it.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:04 am

Time to wok the dog?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:05 am

absolutely.

You know, i always threaten that I'll stir fry him and eat him for breakfast... maybe it's time to show him that I'm not kidding...

oh, except for that veg thing.

Hmm.. have to think on that one.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:07 am

Rob will do the munching, I'm sure.

This brings back happy memories of threatening to make a hat and mittens of an ex-boyfriend's shitsu. I wish i had done it.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:09 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Rob will do the munching, I'm sure.

This brings back happy memories of threatening to make a hat and mittens of an ex-boyfriend's shitsu. I wish i had done it.

But they would still end up smelling like shitsu.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:12 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Rob will do the munching, I'm sure.

This brings back happy memories of threatening to make a hat and mittens of an ex-boyfriend's shitsu. I wish i had done it.
But they would still end up smelling like shitsu.

Just so long as they don't have teeth and they don't yap, i'm just fine thankyouverymuch.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:13 am

If I put a shitsu in a can of Shinola- could you tell the difference?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:15 am

Rob the Wop wrote:If I put a shitsu in a can of Shinola- could you tell the difference?

Um, Rob. I'm a little leary of anything that you can.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:17 am

Rob the Wop wrote:If I put a shitsu in a can of Shinola- could you tell the difference?

I don't even think i know what this means. I'm with CF - i little scared by this concept.

Visuals, please?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:25 am

I'm on that like a fly on a shitsu.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:25 am

Are you talking shitsu?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:26 am

I'm talking shiatsu.

May I rub it in?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:27 am

nasty..visuals....

please don't, CF. I know that Rob has appropriate porn, I'm sure of it. And that means that the seattle and portland eplayans will someday suffer.

is it too late to move?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:29 am

Rian Jackson wrote:nasty..visuals....

please don't, CF. I know that Rob has appropriate porn, I'm sure of it. And that means that the seattle and portland eplayans will someday suffer.

is it too late to move?

Fuck that shitsu.

No really, I have that porn too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:32 am

Rian Jackson wrote:nasty..visuals....

please don't, CF. I know that Rob has appropriate porn, I'm sure of it. And that means that the seattle and portland eplayans will someday suffer.

is it too late to move?

Hey! at least you have the choice of NOT hanging out with Rob!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:36 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:nasty..visuals....

please don't, CF. I know that Rob has appropriate porn, I'm sure of it. And that means that the seattle and portland eplayans will someday suffer.

is it too late to move?
Hey! at least you have the choice of NOT hanging out with Rob!

*sigh* alas: he, like many eplayans, knows where i live.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:25 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:nasty..visuals....

please don't, CF. I know that Rob has appropriate porn, I'm sure of it. And that means that the seattle and portland eplayans will someday suffer.

is it too late to move?
Hey! at least you have the choice of NOT hanging out with Rob!
*sigh* alas: he, like many eplayans, knows where i live.

*sighs and rolls eyes.*
Look Rian. If he sets up a movie projector and screen outside your apartment door, you are not obliged to watch through the keyhole.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:27 am

I'm more concerned with him playing Tarzan, climbing the walls, and breaking the windows.

The 4FKotA have already made surprise appearances in my apartment. God only knows what will happen next.

Besides, I wouldn't put any of these jokers above surlynapping.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:29 am

did you mean surlynabbing?

or are you actually afraid that we'll come in for a quick afternoon slumber with you?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:31 am

both are highly frightening ideas.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:33 am

When Rob plays Tarzan, does he bother with the fake leopard skin cover or rely on his own pelt?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:34 am

i've never seen it, but i'm sure there are photos somewhere.
feel free to ask the man himself.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:36 am

oh, wait, i think he borrows the one GE is wearing in her avatar.

wait a minute, that's not GE's ass, that's Rob's!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:41 am

Next you'll be telling me that Ranger Genius's avatar is Rob too.