Note To Self

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:17 am

Rob the Wop wrote:Maybe this is what happens in England when they run out of pretzels at the bar.

The English have pretzels? I thought Churchill ran them out of the country during the Battle of Britain.

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:48 am

if they were no longer a couple, why the fuck were his testicles exposed? And, why the fuck was he with her if he ended the relationship?

I gotta say, this guy sounds like an idiot/asshole who has been playing dangerous games.

I read about this when it happened (a week or two ago). She went to his place and he was wearing shorts and 'pants' (Brit for underwear) she tore off his shorts and reached up the leg of his, I guess boxers, took a good grip and away it goes.

Note to self: Do not wear boxers.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:19 am

Well That's Just Great!!!! Now I have another phobia to tell my shrink about. Oh the nightmares, oh the horror......

"Keep your hands to yourself Lady!"

probably,
the rebbi

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:02 am

YIKES!!

NTS: Shrink up whenever possible.... hide when necessary....

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:14 pm

NTS- go to the gym tomorrow. You haven't gone for two months. Just go already. You know you want to and you miss it. You can too fit it in to your busy schedule. Painting alone is not enough exercise.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:58 pm

NTS: Get home computers fixed, dammit.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:44 pm

sparkletarte wrote:NTS- go to the gym tomorrow. You haven't gone for two months. Just go already. You know you want to and you miss it. You can too fit it in to your busy schedule. Painting alone is not enough exercise.

Ohhhhh... ditto...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:49 pm

Note to self: stop drooling.

details here

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 12:13 am

NTS: Well, you have to get RG something for Solstice .... and stop giving Peaches BFKs.

NTRG: You are SuCH a GeEK.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:08 am

joel the ornery wrote:NTS... hell hath no fury lie a woman scorned.

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

man, that has got to hurt.

Damn, I had this dream, a fever dream to boot, I was enjoying a good nutsack sucking and all of a sudden one of my testicles popped out and into this gals mouth,,, ahhhh!!!!!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:20 am

NTS: When you're going to spend three hours working hard at the gym in one night, make sure it's when you have someone around to massage your inner thighs afterwards.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:29 am

Rian Jackson wrote:NTS: When you're going to spend three hours working hard at the gym in one night, make sure it's when you have someone around to massage your inner thighs afterwards.

NTS: volunteer to be RJ's workout partner

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:06 am

Rian Jackson wrote:NTS: When you're going to spend three hours working hard at the gym in one night, make sure it's when you have someone around to massage your inner thighs afterwards.

YIKES! Another visual.... I like this one, though.... WHEEEEEEEEE!

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:05 am

NTS: Stop getting involved.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:51 pm

Note To Self: Just don't talk to your mother about it. She doesn't have any answers, it makes her worry more, and it makes you feel worse.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:58 pm

Note To Self: Change meds, dismal silence on colorless tissue Valentines, isolation.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:30 pm

spectabillis wrote:Note To Self: Change meds, dismal silence on colorless tissue Valentines, isolation.

I can't stop digging on your outstanding animation on your avatar. How on earth did you do that!

NTS: Stop buying cheap tools.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:31 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:
I can't stop digging on your outstanding animation on your avatar. How on earth did you do that!

NTS: Stop buying cheap tools.

Forgot the name of the sharware gif animator I use, but it just puts a series of pics together. The trick is using motion blur in photoshop until your face disappears, then blur it in the opposite direction and put in those pics in the opposite order. Snapola. Takes some time though to blur and save for each step of the animation.

Note to Self: remember the name of the tools you use

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:34 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:.

And I like the posters you do, you must have acess to good stock pics.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:34 pm

gimp ?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:35 pm

geekster wrote:gimp ?

Not the animator, and I usually do it on my laptop, Gimp is damn buggy on NT.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:15 am

spectabillis wrote:
Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:
I can't stop digging on your outstanding animation on your avatar. How on earth did you do that!

NTS: Stop buying cheap tools.
Forgot the name of the sharware gif animator I use, but it just puts a series of pics together. The trick is using motion blur in photoshop until your face disappears, then blur it in the opposite direction and put in those pics in the opposite order. Snapola. Takes some time though to blur and save for each step of the animation.

Note to Self: remember the name of the tools you use

Excellent answer.

Honest and acurate.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:22 am

geekster wrote:gimp ?

Gimp! the program that Trey tried to tell me about when I thought he was trying to Insult me when I new what it was, but didn’t know it till it was too late and i tried to make up for it and let him know that i really knew what he was talking about on 3playa but he or whatever blocked me out because it was too late.

Great program for multiple platforms but not too popular. Available on source.

Last I knew it was open.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:03 am

NTS: Stop caring about the rending of communities.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:55 am

NTS: Polenta tastes kinda like grits but different......Never buy it again! BLECKY!!! BLECKY!!!

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:22 pm

Note To Self:

At some point apologize to Spanky for the outbursts.....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri May 06, 2005 6:37 pm

JUST SAY NO to drinking and eyebrow tweezing.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sat May 07, 2005 5:18 am

nts... living alone is an alternative.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat May 07, 2005 3:16 pm

NTS: Now that you started exercizing, remember how fantastic it makes you feel every day and don't ever stop. Endorphins are our friends...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat May 07, 2005 3:22 pm

NTS: Get home computers fixed, dammit.

NTS: Took me long enough. Who knew installing a new hard drive would be so easy?
NTS: Quit procrastinating on all the other stuff. Just do it.

Note To Self

NNNNNnnnnnnnnOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........

Re: ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..

spanky spanky spanky panky panky hanky...