The Bar

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:34 am

Hello everyone!
Any coffee left? Think I'll have a cup if'n there is.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:02 am

GuinivereElise wrote:hey, I thought you WERE the editor...

besides, I was trying to be funny.

Even, strike that, especially the editor needs an editor. And that <u>was</u> funny, sunshine.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:04 am

sorry. apparently my filters aren't working properly.

they're tired too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:06 am

stuart wrote:
mine are a bit perkier
cites?

anyway, I need something soothing. I just blew up on another thread when someone gave me a 'spirit of burning man' lecture because of my blasphemy about competing on the playa for resources.

Okay, okay. Eplaya camp--a "Spirit of Burningman Seance." Who can provide the ectoplasm?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:07 am

LeChatNoir wrote:(dragging in and easing behind the bar)

Any porter left anywhere?

(rumaging, clinking of bottles in the icebox)

Aha!!

Well??? How's it going this evening?

Hey, does Kitty need a belly scritch?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:09 am

blueniteowl wrote:You guys sure have weird tastes in drinks.

Well, my attempt at getting a creative project going has stalled already. I just don't have the right wire. Gonna have to go pick some up next time I get a chance to get out of this house. Crap ... oh well, I guess I'll just have to work on something else in the mean time.

What kind of wire do you use?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:10 am

Ranger Genius wrote:Damn game program is corrupted. Lost my profile and everything. So fuck it. I'll get drunk with the folks in the bar. How goes it?

Not bad. That sex change sure went well.

'Xcuse me. Gender reassignment.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:11 am

blueniteowl wrote:Seriously, you guys are weird.

You're 1000 posts in. You are trapped like a fly in a pitcher plant and will never get out.

*fishy cues maniacal laughter*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:13 am

buckethead alien wrote:Hiya morning people. They were out of Kona beans at the roastery this morning so all I have is some French roast Brazil. Hope it's okay.

Thanks for the offer bha. But blech! Yuch! Here's a nice sumatra. Italian roast. Course ground for french press. Excuseme freedom press.

Aliens just don't know the first thing about earth coffee. . . *shakes head sadly*

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:48 am

Catching up, fishy? True to form, I'm offering no explanations for the abrupt and inexiplicable change in avatar gender. Those for whose benefit it was intended will need none.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:23 am

Hey I try and stay current.

As the default assumption with Gender reassigment surgery is that it's for the besurgered, I'm happy to accept that you didn't need to explain it to yourself.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:19 am

Ranger Genius is the offspring of the villiage idiot and the tv weather girl...

Goldfish are nibbling at my toes!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:20 am

Damn... this place is dead today.

(Gets out the shop vac and begins to suck up all the cobwebs and dust... but in actuality just picks up and rearranges the talcy white playa residue that makes The Bar what it is.. Restocks the fridge with lots of beer.)

Right then... refilled my coffee and I’m back to it.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:22 am

Howdy Pikey,

Now I wonder...

What is it that makes people talk at the same moment after such long dead spaces? Works in reality camp and here too... Go figure.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:23 am

Here, kittykittykitty
let me rub your chin
[subliminally]porter, porter, gift the fishy porter[/subliminally]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:23 am

Ranger Genius wrote:Catching up, fishy? True to form, I'm offering no explanations for the abrupt and inexiplicable change in avatar gender. Those for whose benefit it was intended will need none.

Hey, good-lookin', wanna fuck?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:27 am

If Patience comes in here today, he's on my tab.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:29 am

beer me! i got the fucking audition :) i am now officially a fireball. woo hoo!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:32 am

I have an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 gym teachers.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:38 am

Dang, you're catching up to rex!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:53 am

Well today my theory is that since I'm done with my manditory phone time at 11, I should sign off for the rest of the day. My obscenely high post count suggests it's about time. I may get teh itch, but I'll try and ignore.

On that note, hand me a drink.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:56 am

i concur with the fish... too high of post count...

time to exile myself once again.

please pour me a drink.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:58 am

alright, i'm barkeep then. what'cha want?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:02 am

Something strong, stiff and mixed with the waters of Lethe.

What does anyone ever want in this bar?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:03 am

*dances around bar with guiness beer bong on head*

i got the job, i got the job!

they liked me...they REALLY liked me >:)

damn that was fun!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:09 am

Yah! RLL -- what's a fireball?

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:13 am

*hands a stiff one to the fishy*

yo bucket! so glad you asked :)

it's an improv theater thing on sexuality and relationship, edutainment around communication and that sort of thing, interactive, improvisational and from the looks of the audition a total fucking hoot to boot. and i think a really good in to the SF scene for me. oh yes, this is going to be fun.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:17 am

Ah, that sounds very fine, RLL. A real freeque show. SKoal!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:26 am

skoal!

tis good to be the long lank today >:)

hey, those aren't duct tape pants, by any chance?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:28 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Something strong, stiff and mixed with the waters of Lethe.
What does anyone ever want in this bar?

I'd give you some Fishy, but after drinking some myself I forgot where I put it...