The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:23 pm

Woodrow wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Something strong, stiff and mixed with the waters of Lethe.
What does anyone ever want in this bar?
I'd give you some Fishy, but after drinking some myself I forgot where I put it...

Woodrow, we don't expect you to remember where you put your head, much less the location of our drinks.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:28 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Hmmm. I am afraid that I did not bookmark it. Perhaps Crypto came across it in the wayback machine.

Wasn't it just an avatar and thereby lost forever?

I've got to stop drinking those waters of. . .

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 3:31 pm

it was a picture post originally I believe but I asked bucket for the link. it was www.naughtysomethingorother.com if memory serves.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:16 pm

Can I still sign for drinks around here?

I mean, I'll pay and everything; just not right now.

I'll have whatever is most expensive, please.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:25 pm

oh, me too, me too!!! I'll take expensive!!

I've never had expensive... what do you think we'll get?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:31 pm

hmmm.. expensive?

oh, I'm no good. i can't even SEE the top shelf, let alone reach it.

just help yourselves. tish isn't around much anyway... it'll be our little secret.

Sensei, to answer your question from another thread, no, I will be unable to make it. I already have plans. I'm going to see Dina Martina at the Rendezvous... have you seen Dina yet??? She's been around for years. She's FABULOUS. The kind of train wreck that hurts your face to watch, because you're laughing so hard...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:35 pm

Hola, Guinivere,

How’s your day?

Maybe I could jump up on the top shelf and knock somethin off... will you catch?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:37 pm

sure!

day's okay. I'm grumpykins today...

not enough sleep.

how's you?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:38 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:...I'm going to see Dina Martina at the Rendezvous... have you seen Dina yet??? She's been around for years. She's FABULOUS. The kind of train wreck that hurts your face to watch, because you're laughing so hard...

Oh yeah! I've been meaning to catch that lunatic's act for a couple of years now. He/she is becoming quite the institution. I really wanted to see the Christmas show...

Let's have some of that French stuff Bucket keeps hidden (or so he thinks). I can't pronounce the name of this stuff... Looks like "Fussy Pussy".

Well, that's what it looks like. Where's the corkscrew?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:40 pm

oh, Dina's a she... Grady (who plays Dina) is a he. He's a friend of mine. He's always in complete character. He talks about her in the third person. kind of like me and Icicle Bitch.

There's a corkeyscrew in the drawer here...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:42 pm

I'm grumpykins today...

Well... stop it.

Looks like "Fussy Pussy".

oh, yeah... I'm there, man. anything with a name like that's gotta be good.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:44 pm

M walks in, hand holding the back of her head....sits down in a booth

Hello everyone.
Major headache going on.......is there any aspirin behind the bar LeChat?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:45 pm

* POP! *

Careful, it may look French, but it kicks like a mule...

How's Mercutio? Better? You wouldn't believe how often I think of that guy. All his cousins live on the beach down here.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:45 pm

Well... stop it.

Uh... I meant, ah...

"Oh, tell me what’s wrong?"

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:47 pm

no... sometime's I just have to revel in being grumpykins. It's just lack of sleep.

Mercutio is not terribly better... which is why I'm taking the day off tomorrow to take him to the vet.

He's not going to be happy with me: he has to get shots, too. Gross! And I think I might get him microchipped, while I still have money to my name.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:47 pm

is there any aspirin behind the bar LeChat?

(Digging through a drawer)

You betcha’

running two aspirin over to Msky. Along with a glass of water.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:50 pm

Oh...thank you so much you sweet kitty!

takes the aspirin and a drink of water......reaches out to scratch the kitty under the chin......

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:51 pm

M... sorry to hear about your head...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:51 pm

scratch the kitty under the chin

Ohhhh, yeah

Vet... shots... microchipped

!!!!!

oh, would you look at the time... gotta run for a bit.

See you later!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:53 pm

they're the good kind of shots that protect my lil' one, Frenchpuss...

and microchipping makes sure that he can always find me!

you know this...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:56 pm

Maybe someone should microchip Sensei. Ya' know, in case he runs off or gets lost or something. Just a thought.

I'll have one more nip of Bucket's grape juice before I'm out for dinner break... I'll be back.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:56 pm

Thanks Guin!
I think my neck muscles are all tight and that's what's causing my headache.

I was thinking of getting my dogs microchipped. How much is that running?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:12 pm

not sure... less than a hundred.

with as often as he's running about when I'm at the SO's house, it should happen.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:16 pm

Yeah, no doubt.
Someone opened the front gate the other day when the dogs were outside and thank goodness the dogs were in the back yard or they might've gotten out. Which may be what the person wanted to happen, but they started barking and the person was gone and we never saw who opened the gate.

Better safe then sorry.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:19 pm

Hey y'all. Didcha miss me?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:19 pm

yep. I can't imagine what would happen if I lost mine...

I would be devistated...

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:22 pm

Bucket, I have to say it again.......Those chaps are the best!
What did you end up lining them with so you don't get chap burns?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:22 pm

Hey folks. What's on tap tonight?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:22 pm

hey BHA!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:23 pm

and you're here too, Sputnik! it's a party.