The Bar

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:13 pm

I has such a good day at work today- I got sooo much done, yay for me. It's amazing how much you can accomplish when you aren't breaking up your day to go painting...but I am waiting for the man to come get me to go painting tonight.

Beer me!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:15 pm

One Coronita for the Tarte

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:16 pm

coronita! I like the sounds of that! what is it- a little corona?

bha- 6" is a tight fit, 6.5" is comfy. Um, around my wrist that is. Yeah.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:19 pm

Caio! Time to go paint!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:21 pm

sparkletarte wrote:coronita! I like the sounds of that! what is it- a little corona?

bha- 6" is a tight fit, 6.5" is comfy. Um, around my wrist that is. Yeah.

Let's make it 6.25" then for a little friction.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:23 pm

I have all this fake fur left from my santa costume, so maybe I'll whip up some chaps. Any tips BHA?

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:23 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
sparkletarte wrote:coronita! I like the sounds of that! what is it- a little corona?

bha- 6" is a tight fit, 6.5" is comfy. Um, around my wrist that is. Yeah.
Let's make it 6.25" then for a little friction.

interesting conversation to walk in on,,, I will go away and let you two alone...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:27 pm

sputnik wrote:I have all this fake fur left from my santa costume, so maybe I'll whip up some chaps. Any tips BHA?

I sent my chaps pattern to GE; maybe when she's done with it, she'll pass it on. They are really easy to make. I just hand-stiched the two halves onto a woven leather belt from the local Catholic charity thrift store. (If they only knew.) If I get inspired I might try a pair in another material, too. And to think at one point I was considering making trousers.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:31 pm

Maybe you should wear the chaps to the store and show them what you did with the belt. Hmmmmmmmmm

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:35 pm

Morning, sister. And isn't it a lovely morning?

~ clonk ~

Sister?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:37 pm

Nah, she'd pull out a yardstick and smack your ass

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:41 pm

Okay, painting has been delayed until tomorrow.

Yes, Mr. hottie, 6.25" sounds just about right. If there's anything a girl could use, it's a little friction.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:41 pm

Or have an epiphany and leave her order.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:42 pm

sparkletarte wrote:Okay, painting has been delayed until tomorrow.

Yes, Mr. hottie, 6.25" sounds just about right. If there's anything a girl could use, it's a little friction.

If it's friction you require, then friction you shall have. A little Velcro sound okay to you?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:43 pm

sparkletarte wrote:Okay, painting has been delayed until tomorrow.

Yes, Mr. hottie, 6.25" sounds just about right. If there's anything a girl could use, it's a little friction.

Oh my gawd, whats a feller to do with all this talk and the clock running in reverse.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:44 pm

I can see you've never spent time around catholic nuns.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:49 pm

Hey, my cousin was a nun. Then saw Mr Right in Mass one day. Decided gawd could wait.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:51 pm

Hot dog...

What’s happenin’ with all this talk of nuns, rulers, and friction?

black cat needs a beverage...

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:54 pm

Yes, a little velcro...for the wristbands, otherwise...ouch!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:58 pm

black cat needs a beverage...

Sheesh... and it works so good for heli. There’s just no substitute for the real thing, I reckon...

(Digging in icebox for whatever is so bad that nobody else will drink it)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:58 pm

Nice!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:01 pm

How about some milk, kitty kitty?

You know, I'm a cat lover, and yet I don't think we've made each others' aquaintence yet. So nice to meet you pretty putters!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:04 pm

sparkletarte wrote:How about some milk, kitty kitty?

You know, I'm a cat lover, and yet I don't think we've made each others' aquaintence yet. So nice to meet you pretty putters!

You play golf too tarte?

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:06 pm

Yeah, no, it's putters as in put-ers. Spelling it puters didn't look right. That's what I call my kitties sometimes. Put-ers. Pudders?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:07 pm

Well friends. It's time I cashed out for the night. See ya in the morn.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:08 pm

heli, whaddya mean what's up with guin?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:08 pm

As in " I tawt I taw a putty tat?"

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:10 pm

Yes!

Mmm, movie night again tonight. Hmmm, Beyond the valley of the dolls? Or gigi? Since the first is a Russ Meyers, and my honey is all out of commission from having a big day, I think I'll save that one until he's feeling more up to ... it.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:10 pm

Tease, heli... go ahead... I suffer abuse well.

(Poppin the top on a “Falls City”)

Hello sparkletarte, seems as though we've been coming in as the other is going out mostly. Nice to formally meet you.. and yes, milk would be nice (but dark beer would be better).

say, uh, sparkle... is your lap busy at the moment?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:10 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
sputnik wrote:Are those assless or with ass?
Ass-less, brother. Stick around and maybe I'll show. And Heli, I was trying to play horsie with Guinivere before, but the told me to fuck off. Must of thought I was a customer,

This my dear.