The Bar

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:29 pm

I like the guys stuff it's kind of weird but neat. Though my favorite pic isn't on the site.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:29 pm

Gee heli,.. lets 58 X 2 X 30,000,.. a lot of beer

Course I won't drink that much

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:29 pm

So I'm gonna be driving another shitmobile

oh, oh... but it's a free shitmobile.

and you may need power steering fluid.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:32 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:
So I'm gonna be driving another shitmobile
oh, oh... but it's a free shitmobile.

and you may need power steering fluid.

Oh no, it's not free. It'll come with plenty of guilt.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:33 pm

~dips nose in mug, snorts it up~

Why soytainly I tank youse, Mr. CAt!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:34 pm

I agree that would be the first thing, to try blue,

hey I have two fords that are over 15 years old

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:37 pm

Yeah, I hear ya...

But it could be worse...

Why soytainly I tank youse, Mr. CAt!

Anytime, amigo

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:37 pm

yea well, it's not for me to fix. It's my mom's car and my dad is the mechanic. It's just frustrating that every time I take a car out something has to go wrong.

Plus, there's plenty more going wrong at the moment that's just the most recent stuff.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:40 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:Yeah, I hear ya...

But it could be worse...

Why soytainly I tank youse, Mr. CAt!
Anytime, amigo

Yea, well it hasn't been getting any better for the last year either. I'm just sick of it getting worse.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:42 pm

Have you driven a Whore™, lately?

~offers self as test~

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:43 pm

85 Chevy Suburban, 3/4 ton, 4 wheel drive, 4 speed manual, 323,000 miles, I am the mechanic, so if shit goes wrong, I kick myself in the ass and with hold payment.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:44 pm

it hasn't been getting any better

Stop!!!

the glass is half full

I've lived through unimaginable shit and I'm still alive... all that matters is:

we love you blue

now drink!!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:46 pm

Once upon a time,
there was drivel on my mind

Cast it off
~ejaculates on hot foreplace glass~
left it lay

Sizzle my jizzle!
~walks away~

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:46 pm

FINE! Oh wait, I don't have anything to drink.

And I'm sorry if my mood is bringing you all down, maybe I'll just go hang out in the fuck thread for awhile.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:47 pm

have I ever told anyone about the dickhead faux lagomorphs I have to deal with sometimes?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:47 pm

~in Steve Erkel, Family Matters™ voice~

Did I do that?!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:48 pm

Sizzle my jizzle!
~walks away~

Never could I say it so well...
and don't go to the fuck thread either, blue... at least not for good

I am the mechanic, so if shit goes wrong, I kick myself in the ass and with hold payment.

I’ve got 163,000 on my diesel, heli. I do all the general maintenance on her and she runs like a new one. I expect to hold on to her to a very long time.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:50 pm

dickhead faux lagomorphs

Please do share...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:52 pm

Nipples... cover your ears... heli's talking about lagomorphs.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:55 pm

Oh for fucks sakes, I'm about to explode to all the children in the fuck thread. It's fucking ridiculous.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:56 pm

That's why I stay outta there.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:57 pm

Oy, crap... it’s 2 am here and I gotta get up a a few hours.
(downs his cheap wine)

goodnight, friends
Have a great Saturday!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:58 pm

Good evening Mr. Noir,

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:02 pm

Good night LeChat.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:21 pm

this is ridicules I'm falling asleep here and can't think of anything to talk about,.. Guess I should just call it a night,..

Good night all,... I hope your tomorrow is better, Blue

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:30 pm

Night Z.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:59 am

I am going to bed but just wanted to tip my hat to my friends in the bar. Night all.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:19 am

*picks the lock on the closed bar door*

*puts his mouth over each beer tap and takes a swig*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:22 am

{digs in mary poppins bag and retrieves rubbing alcohol and cotton balls, swabs each beer tap. Writes a note which reads:

Dear Miss Owl, I do not trust people who drive fancy shiny cars. Hooray for wheels, burn the guilt! Not that I don't fuckin understand. Parents, love em, leave em. Dear Nipples, I miss you so.

Digs in mary poppins bag again and finds a bright pink lipstick, smears her lips, smooches the mirror. Starts a pot of coffee and heads for Laundry Mountain.}

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:04 am

Mornings Giggles, et. al., paying the January bills a few weeks late. Forget about laundry mountain, can't I just take it all to the landfill and start over? Fugit.