Fuck!

[Rob the Wop]

Fucking LOL!!!

Thank you Evil Rob for keeping it real.

DVD, em, I think your rim shot rimmed out...

But his momma's is still mighty fine. I lose too many shiney quarters that way.

And he wonders why when he French kisses her, it tastes somewhat famaliar...

Now y'see DVD? That's that way to pull off a 'yo mama'.

[blueniteowl]

Oh for fucks sake. YOU PEOPLE ARE ACTING LIKE FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLDS! FUCKING GROW UP ALREADY! Seriously, yo momma jokes. Why don't you all climb back into your diapers and stick your fucking thumbs in your mouths already. This has gone on waaay to long. You should all be old enough to keep your fucking mouths shut.

[blueniteowl]

NOW, back to why I came in here in the first place.

My fucking life sucks. I'm going to be living in my parents basement, driving a shitmoblie, and fucking making seven dollars an hour for the rest of my fucking life.

Oh ya, I almost forgot. My fucking school loans are past due. I've racked up another $500 on my credit card. I owe my parents $3,200. I've gained 15 pounds since I broke my leg. I'm going to have a fucking metal rod in my leg for the rest of my life. I'm going to get early arthritis because of the break. I'm probably never going to make it to Burning Man, or europe for that matter. Oh yea, and those school loans bought me nothing cause I got all F's in my classes. Oh, and my lender won't give me a fucking forbearance because my co-signer isn't having an economic hardship.

SO FUCK YOU WORLD, I'M SICK OF GETTING THE SHORT FUCKING END OF THE STICK!

[bullD]

dear sweet blueniteowl:

just remember, you have family that loves you.

It sounds like you are going through some growing pains, eh hem, or lack of growing pains as it were. I hear ya, life sucks sometimes but, taking the defeated stance will get you no where. You see, one must find the strength from within to improve. YOU are going to have to come to an understanding with yourself about what it is you want out of life, nobody else can do that for you. If I may be so bold to say, your ranting is young; I think you perhaps have some growing up to do. Please do not take that the wrong way, we have all been told that and usually we all look back and say, "damn, dude was right, shit's a bit mellower now." I am not writing this to give you advice, however, if I were giving you advice I would say get back in school and focus on that, no matter how much it costs. School IS an investment in yourself and the returns are not just about income potential. The returns are also character building and spiritual, in the sense of self, which I find to be very important in life. No, I am writing this to say, snap out of it! Real change does not happen without goals, and it certainly doesn't happen overnight, it takes time. Positive change demands your time and effort. It's worth it, you'll see.

[Badger]

driving a shitmoblie, and fucking making seven dollars an hour for the rest of my fucking life.

Keep it in perspective kiddo. Shitmobile? Count yourself lucky. You're in the top 10% (if that) of the planetary population that even owns a car. $7/hr? You make more in a day than the average PRC citizen makes in a month and a half.

Oh, and you mamma's ass is so big it bends light.

[blueniteowl]

Dear Bull, now I know you had the best intentions in mind when writing the last post. But frankly, nothing you've said has made me feel any better about my situation. All I wanted to do was relapse into adolescence and rant. Right now I am plain and simply frustrated at not being able to get my life going again. I was an independant person who lived alone and supported herself until a year ago when things started to make a downward spiral. I have goals that I have been working towards for awhile. I do understand myself and what I want out of life. I know that the experiences that I have had in the last year have taught me valuable life lessons. I am frustrated, embarrassed, and disappointed that I have to rely on my parents for support again. The last year has been very trying for me and I'm just feeling physically, mentally and emotionally worn out.

Alright, now I do feel better. Thanks for the bitch slap, I needed it.

[spectabillis]

You make more in a day than the average PRC citizen makes in a month and a half.

but they dont need it, they are ... communists.

and yo mama is not yo mama

[Isotopia]

and yo mama is not yo mama

Shhhh!!!!

[blueniteowl]

And to show that my tantrum is now over, here is a lovely link for your entertainment:

www.mommajoke.com

Enjoy!

[geekster]

Fuck fuck fuck. I wish a certain dysfunctional, angry, chaos-loving, lying, bitchy, drama queen female sibling of mine would go get extensive therapy and quit trying to suck me into her drama all the time. Fuck, my life is so much calmer without her in it...

I just said the same thing to Robs mom and aunt last night.

*rim shot*

Boston is never a match for N.Y.

So nice ya gotta say it twice.

DVD ... just wondering ... why do you need to be so defensive? At least that is the way I am interpreting your jabs ... as your way or defending yourself. I have been watching for a while. You jump in when things are not aimed at you in some threads and fling shit and then you seem to get upset when shit gets flung back at you.

I am sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong to say that maybe you shouldn't stick your nose in things that dont involve you if all you want to do is pile on to one party of the dispute. The result is almost certain crap being flung back at you. You also seem to take things differently than I interpret them and seem to mean things differently than you write them. Maybe you need to lay off the herb a little. I don't know that you are smokin the stuff but the pattern fits.

[DVD Burner]

Fuck fuck fuck. I wish a certain dysfunctional, angry, chaos-loving, lying, bitchy, drama queen female sibling of mine would go get extensive therapy and quit trying to suck me into her drama all the time. Fuck, my life is so much calmer without her in it...

I just said the same thing to Robs mom and aunt last night.

*rim shot*

Boston is never a match for N.Y.

So nice ya gotta say it twice.

DVD ... just wondering ... why do you need to be so defensive? At least that is the way I am interpreting your jabs ... as your way or defending yourself. I have been watching for a while. You jump in when things are not aimed at you in some threads and fling shit and then you seem to get upset when shit gets flung back at you.

I am sticking my nose in where it doesn't belong to say that maybe you shouldn't stick your nose in things that dont involve you if all you want to do is pile on to one party of the dispute. The result is almost certain crap being flung back at you. You also seem to take things differently than I interpret them and seem to mean things differently than you write them. Maybe you need to lay off the herb a little. I don't know that you are smokin the stuff but the pattern fits.

Actually you did'nt go far enough back in the thread to know who flung what first but it's ok. Too much sillyness to keep up with.

Just to keep things mellow, Sorry about Blue feeling Blue. She is entitled and If it makes any diffrence to her, I'm glad she mellowed this thread back out to where it needed to be.
Things will turn out fine for you Blue. You are a strong one. Maybe stronger than you know.

[gigglesnort]

Shit fuck blue!

You could be me, leaving your paranoid schizophrenic exhusband (yes he was my ex and I went back for a third go), with whom you've been shacking and by whom you are pregnant for hte third time, to go home and live with your parents, pregnant and toting your two other small children, with your shitty little car that your mama helps you to pay for, with student loans out the wazoo, no degree, and no goddamm skills to show for it!!! Hooray! That was me, three years ago (still working on the fucking student loans, which I probably will be for the rest of my life).

OR, you could be the same person, having finished a year-long medical transcription program (while nursing a newborn), living on your own now with your three children, still accepting help from your family, and having realized you can't fucking hang with the goddamm medical transcription and having no idea what you are going to do when your income tax runs out save move back home with your brood of children for the umpteenth time! That's me now! Woo hoo!

But, it could be worse for me too. I could be starving in the dirt of a third-world country, bombs going off all around, and/or my bloated-belly children dying of disease and starvation in my arms. But I instead I get to be a well-fed citizen of the grand country of Geo Bush, perpetrator and perpetuator of the great eating machine that is the grand states of america. Ain't life peachy?

Fuck. Did someone piss in my cornflakes this morning???

[rodent]

Fuck Valentines Day!!!

Not that any girl would want my fucking valentine...

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

[spectabillis]

Not that any girl would want my fucking valentine...

Hint: most girls like cutesy valentines, not ones depicting fornication.

[sparkletarte]

Are you sure about that?

[fuck]

[samtzu]

I hardly ever post here because I like my fucking life, even if it seems to drag me through the fucking mud more often than through the blue skies...

However....

Fuck, BNO and Gigglesnort! That sucks for both of you... all I can say is hang in there, it will get better, much better... and it may get worse later.... but it is all worth it. The stagnant spots are great for reflection and decision making. This is a great country for making decisions, and even if there appear to be a bunch of fucking stumbling blocks and obsticles, there is still a freedom to choose your own life... unlike some countries in the world.

Fuckin' A....

[cowboyangel]

spectabilllis, I like your fucking avatar

[rodent]

When you think that life has hit rock bottom, there will always be someone there...

... to hand you a fucking pickaxe!!

(noooo, I'm not in a cynical mood... not meeeee...)

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

[gigglesnort]

Thanks rodent, I fucking needed that.

{grabs pickaxe and starts swinging}

[rodent]

Just remember what Neichze (sp?) said...

"What does not kill me... reeeally fucking hurts!"

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

[spectabillis]

Are you sure about that?

[fuck]

not anymore

fcuk

[spectabillis]

spectabilllis, I like your fucking avatar

well fuckin thanks, yeeehaw!

[Kristines]

FUCK. I said fuck in front of my kids too much today. Bad day for me. Now the 3 year old is walking around asking "where's the fucking phone?" like over and over. Daddy *did* wash his mouth out with a little flake of soap, but the kid says "I like it, Daddy!"

Fuck.

[Martiansky]

FUCK! There's another mouse in the house! We caught two last week! Where are they getting in?

[rodent]

FUCK! There's another mouse in the house! We caught two last week! Where are they getting in?

Don't look at me... I only handed out the flyers.



---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

[blueniteowl]

FUCK. I said fuck in front of my kids too much today. Bad day for me. Now the 3 year old is walking around asking "where's the fucking phone?" like over and over. Daddy *did* wash his mouth out with a little flake of soap, but the kid says "I like it, Daddy!"

Fuck.

Does the kid like broccoli? It would be a good way to teach him a lesson and get him to eat his veggies.

[bullD]

anybody having fucking problems with email announcements on particular threads or sending and recieving pm's????????

[DVD Burner]

anybody having fucking problems with email announcements on particular threads or sending and recieving pm's????????

What kind of problems exactly and can you reproduce them?

Post in the feedback thread so the team can know to place a ticket.

[Rob the Wop]

Oh for fucks sake. YOU PEOPLE ARE ACTING LIKE FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLDS! FUCKING GROW UP ALREADY! Seriously, yo momma jokes. Why don't you all climb back into your diapers and stick your fucking thumbs in your mouths already. This has gone on waaay to long. You should all be old enough to keep your fucking mouths shut.

Are you saying no more 'yo mama' jokes?

But but but... I was having fun...

Fuck...

[bullD]

anybody having fucking problems with email announcements on particular threads or sending and recieving pm's????????

What kind of problems exactly and can you reproduce them?

Post in the feedback thread so the team can know to place a ticket.

posted question in feedback, thanks.