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Post by bullD » Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:07 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
blueniteowl wrote:Oh for fucks sake. YOU PEOPLE ARE ACTING LIKE FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLDS! FUCKING GROW UP ALREADY! Seriously, yo momma jokes. Why don't you all climb back into your diapers and stick your fucking thumbs in your mouths already. This has gone on waaay to long. You should all be old enough to keep your fucking mouths shut.
Are you saying no more 'yo mama' jokes?

But but but... I was having fun...

Fuck...
and I was having fun, SPECTATING he he he

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Post by blueniteowl » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:13 pm

blueniteowl wrote:And to show that my tantrum is now over, here is a lovely link for your entertainment:

www.mommajoke.com

Enjoy!
Rob, you may continue with the yo momma jokes as long as they are not used as insults. I'll I was asking was for the poo to stop being flung, because I was sick of having to duck all the time. Above is a link that I posted earlier.

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Post by DVD Burner » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:18 pm

Well what good is a Mama joke if you cant insult?
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Post by bullD » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:29 pm

Fucking no good at all.

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Post by geekster » Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:09 am

Kristines wrote:FUCK. I said fuck in front of my kids too much today. Bad day for me. Now the 3 year old is walking around asking "where's the fucking phone?" like over and over. Daddy *did* wash his mouth out with a little flake of soap, but the kid says "I like it, Daddy!"

Fuck.
Not really. I put a little soap on the dog's toothbrush and rubbed it a bit on the little guy's lips. I really didn't have the heart to punish him severely since he was only repeating what he had heard you say. Telling a kid "do as I say, not as I do" is hard for me and I just don't have the heart to be too hard on him for it. I would rather be an example than a policeman.
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Post by joel the ornery » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:12 am

geekster, better for you to police your children's behavior than some LEO later on in life doing it for you.

A deficiency not corrected is a new lower standard established.

sad but fucking true, from my 48 years of observation.

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Post by bullD » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:49 am

you are absolutley fucking right Joel. I don't want to imagine how I would have turned out if I didn't get the belt from time to time...

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...........fuck..........

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Post by gigglesnort » Sun Feb 13, 2005 8:36 am

THere are just some things that adults do that kids don't. They see you driving a car, but that doesn't mean they get to. They see you drink a glass of wine with dinner or whatnot, but they don't get to. yadayada fuck.

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Post by geekster » Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:49 am

bullD wrote:you are absolutley fucking right Joel. I don't want to imagine how I would have turned out if I didn't get the belt from time to time...
Oh, he wasn't punished for what he said so much as I asked him not to say it and he said it again. Then I told him I would wash his mouth out with soap if he said it yet again, and he did. So at that point I was left with no choice. He was asked not to do it, he was told what the consequences of doing it again would be, so I had no choice but follow through. It worked, he stopped saying it.

I say fuck a lot more in typing than I actually use it in real life. I find it easier to not use that word because many are offended by it and rather than having to keep track of who is within earshot at all times, it is just easier not to use it much.
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Post by bullD » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:56 am

good on ya, geekster! I can think of several lessons you are teaching him. all good.

believe me, my parents made it sparkling clear what was going to happen to me when I fucked up...

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Post by Rian Jackson » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:46 am

fuck Rodent, I want your (fucking) valentine.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:53 am

rodent wrote:Fuck Valentines Day!!!

Not that any girl would want my fucking valentine...

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:59 am

did anyone see my fuck laying around here?




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Post by Donita » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:34 pm

Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!

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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:49 pm

Ditto...
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Post by geekster » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:51 am

HOLY FUCK! The Purple Koosh CAN SING!

And HELL YEAH too!
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:56 am

Fuck, I'm blushing now.
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Post by regynalonglank » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:15 am

cites!

i demand proof...dammit :)
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:27 am

regynalonglank wrote:cites!

i demand proof...dammit :)
Well, fuck - come visit and we'll go terrorize the bar together. ;-)
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Post by regynalonglank » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:41 am

are we talkin karaoke here? cuz if so you're on!
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Post by PurpleKoosh » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:47 am

Hell fucking yes I'm talking about karaoke! (Details are in the Regionals folder.)
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Post by regynalonglank » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:55 am

fucking sweet! i'm all over that shit...

(should be in confessions thread: i now own a karaoke machine, thanks to me crazy sister!)
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Post by stuart » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:50 am

I'm so utterly furious I am sure my response will be less than coherent.

As I have said before, I feel the TOS/CG/Whatever is for those who are inclined to ignore them. Now I would like to amend that to inlcude those who are so utterly self involved, so inconsiderate, so blinded by their diseased egos that they need to use these rules to shield themselves on a playground that would otherwise be utterly intolerant of their own poisonous behavior. Common sense people. Common sense and consideration.

Thanks K, thanks for making this board what it is today.

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Post by buckethead alien » Tue Feb 15, 2005 12:39 pm

Several times in last hour I have felt like getting involved in this but decided fucking against it.

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Post by regynalonglank » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:40 pm

fuck stuart, you can't go. i forbid it! i'll beg? tell me who to mash...
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Post by bullD » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:52 pm

stuart wrote: Common sense people. Common sense and consideration.


Fuck
hmmm, in a mostly non-sensical world these traits become cherished by myself. be the pillar that you are brother.

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Post by regynalonglank » Tue Feb 15, 2005 1:55 pm

common sense is not, oddly, very common
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Post by Sensei » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:14 pm

I don't know where to fucking put this, so the FUCK thread is as good as any. Probably better, actually. I gots somethin' to get off my fuckin' chest, and I got some stuff to take care of this afternoon and can't post much, so I'm going to run this stuff together, even though these subjects are worlds apart. So fucking sue me.

First things first. Last night at the LL was heaven on Earth for Sensei. It was one of those times when Sensei realized more clearly than ever before how incredibly fucking lucky he is to be running around with these Seattle e-playans. Look at RebA!'s pics for fucks sake! Hell, look at RebA! She was the only one of the three ladies to wear a floor length dress last night. Quite conservative, actually. Except for the slit up the side that went up to her hip! Did you see Rian's mini? Hmmm? Check out her fishnets... How 'bout Guin's mini? Hmmm? Check out her (oh-so-loverly) bare legs! (She claimed not to be wearing underwear; next time proof will be insisted upon by all parties, I'm sure.) Did you see Lydia's mini? How 'bout her fishnets? Hmmm? She kept pulling her hair back with both hands and ... well, you had to see it. Think Vargas.

Do you see what I'm fucking getting at here? I'm so lucky, and I intend to enjoy every minute of it. Which makes the next part of this fucking rant hard to deal with...

Stuart said exactly what I've been feeling. I know I've disappeared for awhile, and Tish has also taken a self-imposed time out recently. It happens. But this shit over Tancorix getting Badger thrown off for a week pisses me off bigtime. Hell, I don't have any answers, but I can't help but think this was a bad call. Dammit, I wouldn't take Emily's job for the world, and I understand she had a decision to make, etc., etc., etc..

This is a weird little stand-off. This is just my take on it, and lord knows I'm no (Ranger) genius (who, by the way, is aiming pretty low by using his location under his avatar to prod Sparkletarte). No, I've never been confused with a genius.

Either Tancorix is completely-full-of-shit or he isn't. Maybe Emily knows more about Tancorix than the rest of us. I don't know what to think. I know I lost my mother to cancer ten years ago, and I'm a touchy fucker on this subject. I also know Badger is, at absolute minimum, three (3) times smarter than I'll ever be (he works on one of those particle accelerator thingies at fucking Stanford, for fuck's sake). And when Badger smells fucking cheese, I'm thinking there's probably cheese there... And I saw all that sock shit with Tanc back in the day.

Hell, I don't even know where the fuck I'm going with this. Badger has been KICKED OUT of our little community (sorry for using the c-word, Rob). Stuart is so goddamned mad he's WALKED. That sounds kinda permanent too, doesn't it kiddies?

Hell, maybe we should all bail and go move in (unannounced) with the 3-playans for a week. We'll just tell 'em to scooch over a bit.

Fuck!

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