The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:08 pm

last thursday, to be exact.

Though I am changing my hair color, even as I type.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:09 pm

yes yes yes, I come first dammit. Well, except for at this moment, when it's genius' turn.

{pours red arkansas wine into his crystal goblet}

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:10 pm

Giggles: Two thousand miles will tend to generate honesty...

Yup...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:11 pm

Oh giggles, I don't know how to point it out delicately, but Virginia spells Wolf with two o's. And I find the quote there--while characteristic of her correspondence--ironic, given the mode of her demise.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:12 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Oh giggles, I don't know how to point it out delicately, but Virginia spells Wolf with two o's. And I find the quote there--while characteristic of her correspondence--ironic, given the mode of her demise.

geez, RG. Kick the poor girl when she's down.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:12 pm

Hair's gettin' a little long, ain't it?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:12 pm

You're just teadin' water now, RG...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:12 pm

yes. it is.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:13 pm

Well, I just snagged it offa somewhere's and don't know the full story. Just tryin to pep talk myself, though maybe that's why it hasn't worked. Thanks for the fill in, smarty pants.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:14 pm

I'd like to be corrected if I made a spelling or typographical error in a highly visible place...and I think Giggles gets that. It's just a gentle nudge with the toe...not really a kick.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:16 pm

Well, you know what they call me. And it's only mostly tongue-in-cheek. I like your new one better, though some sort of visual aide may be in order.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:17 pm

You want I should cut it for you, GE? I do Peaches' hair all the time.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:18 pm

How about this one?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:18 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:You want I should cut it for you, GE? I do Peaches' hair all the time.

that would be faboo, RG. It's been so long since I've let anyone else cut my hair... I've been doing it myself for, oh, 6 years?? Gets old, after a while.

speaking of hair, time to go rinse this dye out.

back in a bit!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:19 pm

Where'd I put those clipers?

I Hope 3/4" is good for you.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:21 pm

Okay, he just called back, and I said it. And he said, "well, I'm dealin with something more serious than that right now" and hung up on me. Fucker.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:24 pm

It's just an attempt to make you feel petty for doing it. Don't let him get to you. I don't know if you've noticed this, but men are jerks.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:26 pm

That's all right. My heart feels a lot lighter all of a sudden than it has in a while.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:27 pm

Well, Giggle, how would you like to trade one jerk for another? Hmmmmm?

I'm available....

Ask around, they will let you know just what kind of jerk I am... tee hee hee...

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:29 pm

In order to completely understand human relationships, it is necessary to understand (as Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. points out) only two things:

1: Men are jerks.

2: Women are psychotic.

Once you've grasped those two simple pieces of information, all else becomes clear.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:29 pm

Ask me in about a week, when I really start to miss the sex. Ugh.

{pours another glass of wine}

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:29 pm

BTW... Rob the Wop has invited me out to 'Stripper Bingo' what ever the hell that is... so, I'll see you all in a few hours... and Giggles... keep me in mind... it could be worse....

.... it could be raining..... (Young Frankenstein)

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:30 pm

Somebody get that woman a box of chocolates and a package of batteries.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:31 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Somebody get that woman a box of chocolates and a package of batteries.

Ooooooh......... Ooooooooh..... let me, let me!!!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:32 pm

Aren't you supposed to be heading down to the old folks' home for bingo night? Just make sure you don't let them try to count the walker or oxygen cart as an article of clothing.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:34 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:Aren't you supposed to be heading down to the old folks' home for bingo night? Just make sure you don't let them try to count the walker or oxygen cart as an article of clothing.

That's stripper bingo, and since Rob is involved, I'm assuming there are midgets, too.. *sigh* the things I do for friends...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:44 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:In order to completely understand human relationships, it is necessary to understand (as Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. points out) only two things:

1: Men are jerks.

2: Women are psychotic.

Once you've grasped those two simple pieces of information, all else becomes clear.

Well Vonnegut is THE source for the total skinny on human relationships, right?
Point #1- I know someone who would tell Mr V to fuck off cuz he really doesn;t know.
Point #2- Nope, disagree with Mr V again

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:48 pm

Heli: Lighten up.... V is a satirist....

However, being a 'fool' and 'court jester', he is correct on several points... being...

a)Men are jerks
2)Women are psychotic...

Other than that, he's out to lunch....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:49 pm

Well, it's off to 'midget stripper bingo' for me...

... pray for me, okay....?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:49 pm

But that Kilgore Trout...he's really onto something.