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DhC · Post by **DhC** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:44 am

Niacin wrote

"What would Dad think of your newfound playa-slut title?"

Humm, I think he could handle it. He's used to my off the wall style. If I can firm things up he'll hopefully come along.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:51 am

DhC wrote:Princess Strych-9 wrote

i'm sorry but if you want to come with me, you're going to have to help me finish off the drugs. and no, you can't have sex in my tent.
Couldn't I just finish off the chocolate instead?? Nobody over 50 admits to having sex because it blows the minds of the youngsters (scares the horses too)

sure, but don't eat it all. and i wasn't suggesting that you injest the entire jar of shroom tea; i was merely suggesting that you go around to the other camps and share it out with others. you'll probably have your own orgy going in about 15 minutes if you leave right now. don't forget the dixie cups.

dhc - as much as i love younger guys, i'll take an older woman any day of the week. as long as i'm not related to her.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:56 am

DhC wrote:Niacin wrote
"What would Dad think of your newfound playa-slut title?"
Humm, I think he could handle it. He's used to my off the wall style. If I can firm things up he'll hopefully come along.

bitchin. niacin, tell dad not to forget his tool belt. mom has something very special planned for him.

oh, and mom? here's some post-its. go thru all my costumes and stick these on the one's you'll want to wear. i'll pack them for you if you take that chocolate ammarretto torte out of the oven for me.

speaking of which, flux and his wife told me to tell you that they're going to be late for group sex again.

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:58 am

I'll make sure he brings the latex-handled mallet for you with the handle you like, princess.

Max

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:11 pm

Niacin wrote:I'll make sure he brings the latex-handled mallet for you with the handle you like, princess.

Max

thanks, babe. now will you please get your ass back to pm? i think the "adults" need a little privacy.

besides, i have something to show you that you havn't seen yet.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:18 pm

Her highness princess strych-9 wrote:speaking of which, flux and his wife told me to tell you that they're going to be late for group sex again.

Which is just as well, 'cause she gets upset if I come early...

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:28 pm

Kinetic wrote:Stick around e-playa, become a regular and ask good questions ... They can be awesome contacts to have on the playa too and can guarantee you an automatic group of friends so you don't go into BRC knowing nobody.

On a related note, see if you can hook up with a group you'd like to camp with fairly early on -- the sooner the better, but certainly by July or so. Join their email list, ask questions, contribute ideas, etc.

I did that my first year, and it was very cool to meet people whose names I knew, and who knew mine, and to have a sense of who people were and what sorts of roles they play in the group. Did the same thing with KidsVille this year, and it helped tremendously.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:41 pm

I just had to kick myself off eBay because I was -----> this <----- close to bidding on a case of baby wipes. It's SEPTEMBER, for god's sake.

Hmmmm... wonder if they sell vodka on eBay...

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:46 pm

How much were they? Might be worth it.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:54 pm

current bid of $18.50 for 12 containers, 80 per container (+ $10 shipping).

960 wipes.

3 pennies per wipe.

Wipey-wipey...

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 3:54 pm

Blenderhead wrote:I just had to kick myself off eBay because I was -----> this <----- close to bidding on a case of baby wipes. It's SEPTEMBER, for god's sake.

Hmmmm... wonder if they sell vodka on eBay...

well it's just about happy hour. i reccommend an east bay pub crawl myself.

any takers? someone else going to need to be in charge, tho. and i may need to be carried home.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:10 pm

If they'd let me ride my bike across the bridge, I might be up for a pub crawl. Might have to wait until they rebuild the sucker for that, though.

Baby wipes. Jesus.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:13 pm

Blenderhead wrote:If they'd let me ride my bike across the bridge, I might be up for a pub crawl. Might have to wait until they rebuild the sucker for that, though.

Baby wipes. Jesus.

i live 1 block away from the del norte bart station. are you bartable? you can bring your bike with you......

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:17 pm

Sorry Princess; but tonight bad for barting/crawling. I DO, however, need to begin meeting y'all soon, before I start making stuff up about you in my head. Pre-decompression, perhaps?

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:26 pm

I thought you could only take bikes on BART during some strange off-peak hours.....

It's strange but I drove through SF and saw cable cars, PCC street cars, even those cool looking electric cars you can rent along the Embarcadero but never saw a BART station or sign anywhere except on the East side of the bay.....

Anyway to save me digging through the BART website can you easily take bikes on BART?

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:33 pm

Bikes are not allowed on BART on certain trains during certain times. See
this for details. Makes it hard to commute with a bike if you need it at
both ends of your trip.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:37 pm

precipitate wrote:Bikes are not allowed on BART on certain trains during certain times. See
this for details. Makes it hard to commute with a bike if you need it at
both ends of your trip.

thanks, p.

my burner buddies regularly get stuck at my house due to bart shuttdown.
just ask patience. last time i had guests, they didn't leave til 2 pm the next day.

symbolsimon · Post by **symbolsimon** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:23 pm

DangerMouse wrote:Arrrr!

I be DangerMouse and have yet to attend the mangy burningman festival!

Though I be mightily lookin' forward to attending in '04 and make'n ye all walk tha plank!

Oh, and if ye didn't know it, today be Talk Like a Pirate day! Get yer pirate on before we broadside ye with a cannonade of nappy wipes and pop tarts ye mangy dogs!

The camo netting bit sounds awefully JWZish though. =)

Arrrh,and if ye be goin' ta Tortuga, be sure to look up Mendozer for me.

symbolsimon · Post by **symbolsimon** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:30 pm

Ivy wrote:I just had a thought: I could be a bridesmaid. Or the flower girl. Or the ring bearer. Or the drunk 3rd cousin who causes a scene (you get the picture).

If you need an escort and benevolent handler, I could be your straight man and designated driver.
Love,
Hugh Jorgan

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 11:35 pm

If you need an escort and benevolent handler, I could be your straight man and designated driver.

I'm currently taking applications for minions...you interested?

symbolsimon · Post by **symbolsimon** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:17 am

What are minions? Small onions? I,I guess I'd like to try.
When you think of small onions ,think of me.
OOH, while you're already thinking of me, you'll probably be happy to know that I sand-carve symbols, calligraphy, and art from ancient cultures into a variety of stone slabs, river rocks, and pocket stones, AND that I'm in the Celtic Art and Music Festival in Sebastopol ( an hour north of San Francisco) this weekend, The Grass Valley Celtic Art and Music Festival in, uh, Grass Valley(an hour east of Sacramento) next weekend, and on Columbus Day weekend at the Big Sur Jade festival in Pacific Valley( an hour south of fifteen minutes north of Monterey). If you or any other Burners can make it to any of these venues, stop by and enjoy Crazy Jimmy's Substantial Burner Discount and Full-Frontal Hug. Or full price and no hug, whatever your most comfortablel with. It's just the kind of guy I am.

Your pal,
Paddy o'Furniture, the pennywhistler with a heart of solid air

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:01 am

IIRC(tm), in the Evil Org Chart at the top is the evil mastermind who is in charge of No. 2, who is in charge of the minions, who have between 4 and 7 henchman apiece.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:34 am

No offense.

I'm more looking for someone to cook me dinner and rub my feet.

I already carve my own stones, thanks: http://tinyurl.com/omxc

symbolsimon · Post by **symbolsimon** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:43 am

looks like you'll be cooking your own dinner and rubbing your own feet too
Jimbo

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:48 am

Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'll be sure and note it.

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 9:08 am

Precipitate wins the prize for identifying intermittent unBARTability of bicycles!

But that discussion is for a completely different bbs; don't want to bore anyone with the "me-have-bike-me-good-person-me-demand-access!" thing. Even I get tired of it sometimes.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 9:13 am

Niacin wrote:IIRC(tm), in the Evil Org Chart at the top is the evil mastermind who is in charge of No. 2, who is in charge of the minions, who have between 4 and 7 henchman apiece.

hey niacin - where's my fucking hierarchy?

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:40 am

Precip, thanks for the link and saving me time digging that up. I might not make it for decompression but I will be back to SF soon. I can use that info.

Now if I could just buy one of those cute electric cars I saw along the Embarcadero down by the tourist traps. They looked cute! And they would be a great start to a good art car for the playa!

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:07 pm

Niacin wrote:IIRC(tm), in the Evil Org Chart at the top is the evil mastermind who is in charge of No. 2, who is in charge of the minions, who have between 4 and 7 henchman apiece.

Can I have womenions and/or henchwomen instead?

Niacin · Post by **Niacin** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:08 pm

Absolutely. In fact, I think henchwomen even get promoted faster, and are much more valuable to the overall Plan.

Max

Hello and Welcome... What's your name? Tell me about You...

Time to back away from the screen

baby wipes

Re: Time to back away from the screen

would I ever!

no offense