The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:23 pm

I don't give a rat's ass if everyone's in high dudgeon today. I'll drink with you, my man.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:25 pm

Excellent!

What the fuck happened? Give me a quick rundown cause I don't have time to look back.

Whiskey it is. here ya go.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:37 pm

Oh Jesus, if I give you a rundown, I'll probably mess it up, but you can read the beginnings of the drama in the case studies thread involving Badger's love paen to Tancorix/Kinetic. Then you can visit the Fuck thread to review some ass lashings. I recommend staying in the Bar and staying the fuck out of it. I mean, this is a fucking BBS, who really gives a flying shit?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:44 pm

I'm with ya on that. I rarely venture outside the bar, and I never get into it with folks.

I just got a bottle of Dewers out of the mini bar. I'm slamming it and heading for thee conference center where the drinks will flow for a while and then I think I'll be meeting up with DVD.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:45 pm

How much that Dewer's (my dad's drink, may he rest in peace) set you back?

Hey if you do see DVD, give him my regards, please.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:47 pm

Ya know, I couldn't find the price sheet, so I said fuck it.

OK, I'm outta here. I'll say hi to DVD for ya.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:47 pm

Hey gentlemen! How are yas?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:51 pm

Hi Velvet, I'm fine, good, actually. I made a nice little paper pattern for your cuffs and will get to sticking them up in a day or so. I may have to make a pair for m'self, as well. Yow!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:53 pm

(Comes in the bar, hears the 40's era swing that RLL was playing still jammin’ on the music box... jumps on bar ans starts to do the jitterbug)

Evenin’ folks

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:55 pm

oh cool, cool!

I spent half the day calling people who owe me money. I love doing that! Give me my money! (so I can give it to someone else, really, that's what it is).

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:57 pm

I spent half the day calling people who owe me money.

Oh, Lord... I’ve got so much out right now that it’s not funny. I wish people would pay up as fast as they want they’re jobs done.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:58 pm

WOOOOO HOOOO!!

somebody pour me a drink and pinch me.

In an hour, almost completely out of the blue, I now have a dinner meeting with the owner of a casino/resort who is interested in purchasing my homemade soap for a casino in Mexico, a resort in the Caribean and a hotel in the U.K.

What the....HUH!?!

And this is just from trying out a couple of little bars from my test batches that I was making as "proof of concept" (proof that I could actually make soap), i haven't even done any REAL production batches much less even adding scents and coloring...

I'm not even sure of PRICING yet...

FUUUUCK MEEEE!

Bushmills... STAT!!!

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:58 pm

Yeah, I try to make weekly calls but sometimes i don't have enough time. It really makes a huge dif in keeping the cash flowing though, and that's what it's all about. You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out....oh wait a minute, got on the wrong track there.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:02 pm

M stands outside the door and listens.......loud music coming from inside beckons her in..........

Well, HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:04 pm

(Still swinging on the bartop)

It really makes a huge dif in keeping the cash flowing though, and that's what it's all about

Profit is one thing... but cash flow is everything.

And speaking of $$$

right on rodent. good luck with that. I love those out of the blue kinda things. Some of my best jobs have come from that phone ringing unexpectedly one afternoon.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:07 pm

(Black cat wiggles his tail and suddenly he’s wearing a neon green zoot suit.)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:10 pm

I'll shake my rump to that.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:16 pm

Rodent, that's awesome that you make soap! I've made that glycerin melt soap before, that's kinda fun. I'd loveto make some real soap but dealing with lye kinda makes me shy away.

M sits on a bar stool and her foot involuntarily starts tapping to the tune playing.....

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:16 pm

Oh, man... I can’t stay long Daddy-o. I’ve got'a skidaddle back to my shop pad. I’m slavin’ late tonight and duty calls. But you guys and gals feel free to keep up with the hootin’ and hollerin’ in my wake.

Later...

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:18 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:right on rodent. good luck with that. I love those out of the blue kinda things. Some of my best jobs have come from that phone ringing unexpectedly one afternoon.

Thanks! It could be nothing, it could send my life into an entirely new direction....

...who knows...

Now where's that Bushmills? (I need to calm my nerves a tad)

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rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:20 pm

I'll get you a Bushmills, Rodent.
Grabs one from behind the bar...slides it to Rodent

LeChat, how's it going?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:21 pm

Bucket, did I hear you were off to Peru?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:23 pm

Yep, ripping down to Peru for a short surf trip next month. Booked the flight today. Should be good.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:25 pm

Sounds great!

That's not the place where the little fishies swim up yer peepee when yer in the water peein' is it?

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:26 pm

Heya kids. Seems like the drama has cooled off a little. How's life in the bar?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:27 pm

I don't tink so. Hope not. Yipes. Better stay away from beer and water, eh?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:28 pm

Sooo, RG, um. Fine.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:29 pm

candiru...I believe that's what it's called. I saw it on tv a few months ago. Better leave your wetsuit on!!

Hey there RG!!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:32 pm

Sorry to rain on your parade, Bucket!
I know you'll have a great time! My uncle and his wife went there probably 5 years ago. They saw Macho Pichu (sp). Looks really cool!

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:34 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Sooo, RG, um. Fine.

What's that supposed to mean?