The Bar

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:45 am

(the pile of clothing in the courner stirs, moves and stands up. You begin to railize that it's Rodent)

mmmmmorning....

I need a shirt that say's "I went to Gwar and all I got was this bloody Head Lac.'

(looks back at the torn and bloody tshirt on the ground)

Oh, wait... i guess I already have one

It takes a lot to get thrown out of a Gwar show. Well not really, but i get to say I got thrown out of a Gwar show and it sounds impressive

The head injury is minor, just an inch long cut above my eyebrow, nothing dangerout but like most head laceratons, it bleed like crazy... which of corse just fit into the whoe chaotic mayhem. I should probably go get a couple of stiches for the wound but it's pretty superficial and... well... chicks dig scars...

sooooo... coffee and asprin anyone?

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:05 am

buckethead alien wrote:M-Sky: how do you think we keep warm in our wetsuits, anyway?

AH HAHAHA!!!! Now that's FUNNY! HAHAHA!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:06 am

Martiansky wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:M-Sky: how do you think we keep warm in our wetsuits, anyway?
AH HAHAHA!!!! Now that's FUNNY! HAHAHA!!!

Laugh as you will. When the water's below 40 degrees, any little bit helps.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:21 am

Manoman, this place is musty today. Needs some circulation.

{giggles turns on a giant fan and opens the windows, lights a large sage bundle and twirls with it around the room, grabs a bottle of dark beer on her way by the fridge}

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:25 am

buckethead alien wrote:
Martiansky wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:M-Sky: how do you think we keep warm in our wetsuits, anyway?
AH HAHAHA!!!! Now that's FUNNY! HAHAHA!!!
Laugh as you will. When the water's below 40 degrees, any little bit helps.

OOHH, dang! That's a bit chilly! Drink lots of water/beer and keep warm!

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:26 am

we want a drink.

and we haven't seen our cats in a while.

here, kitties.

Omnipotent Booming Voice · Post by **Omnipotent Booming Voice** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:30 am

LET ME GET THAT DRINK FOR YOU UM, SO WHAT'S YOUR SIGN BABY

Omnipotent Booming Voice · Post by **Omnipotent Booming Voice** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:14 am

{SNIFFS ARMPITS, HUFFS INTO CUFFED HAND, LICKS A FINGER AND SMOOTHS EYEBROWS, WINKS IN THE MIRROR AND THROWS FINGER GUNS}

YEAH BABY I GOT IT

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:17 am

Wow. Never seen a disembodied voice with Eyebrows, fingers, or armpits before.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:22 am

So besides Giggles multiple personalities is any one else around?

* steps behind the bar and makes up an Irish coffee *

Oh I see RG just came in, how ya doing?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:23 am

It's my delusion, I can make it be however I want.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:34 am

Giggles, here maybe an Irish coffee would help,..

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:34 am

Make that two. And drop a couple Valium in there, while you're at it.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:36 am

Shhhh, RG, Here Giggles drink up

Tisha,... oh Tisha,....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:39 am

yes, dear?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:39 am

MMm, irish coffee YUM! Thanks Zuggie. How goes it today?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:41 am

Zulegoona wrote:I think she said she was going to move in with another woman with kids, in the same community, but I'm not sure about that.

bingo, baby. you win the prize for paying attention. more jameson's?

oh, and the 4WotA aren't giggles...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:45 am

Thank you for clearing that up, Ms. Tish. I don't think I've ever stooped to talking to myself that way. Only in *real* life do I talk to myself, and then only if there is something I really need to know. And congrats on your new living situation! I imagine that will take a big ole load off.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:46 am

tisha2 wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:I think she said she was going to move in with another woman with kids, in the same community, but I'm not sure about that.
bingo, baby. you win the prize for paying attention. more jameson's?

oh, and the 4WotA aren't giggles...

That’s what I wanted to ask you about. I didn't know if I got that right.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:49 am

little know trivia...

the "4 Women of the Apocolypse" is a title originally given to myself, Rian, Lydia and Guinivere. The resulting sock actually belongs to all of us, and at any given posting even we don't know which of us it is.

that wasn't me, btw.

more jameson's?

the new sitch will be great, giggs. two moms are better than one, eh?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:50 am

Tisha what are the new digs going to be like?.. will you have a space you can retreat to and have a little time alone?

It seems like a key to making cohabitation work.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:52 am

I was doing Irish coffee,... but sure I'll have a Jameson's

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:59 am

well i meant jameson's in the coffee to make it irish...but whatever.

i do indeed have a room of my own. as do my kids. i'll have my computer and tv for movies (no cable in podunk california means no tv), and two doors separating me from the common areas. i do like my alone time, but i also get along famously with my new roomie and have for a couple of years. we're gonna be the punk-rock version of "Kate and Alley" or whatever that sitcom was from the 80s where two single moms moved in together.

how's yer world, zulie? and you giggles? are you both still underemployed?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:08 am

Underemployed, yes. Blech. I have been modeling for an art class, though, which has been quite the liberating experience for me! I performed tai chi achingly slow holding each posture for a minute, naked on the pedestal, last class. If I can do that, I can do anything I think.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:09 am

Yup,.. No Job,.. no decent prospects, there was a job posted on the US- Jobs board that would be right up my ally but Fuck if I want to sell my house and Move to DC.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:16 am

i love modeling...very meditative... i tend to do yoga poses.

you both will find something better than what you had, i jus know it. these things always happen for a reason. i just had to hit rock-fucking-bottom before i found my new fabulous situation.

i gotta get back to work y'all... keep the peace, and keep the whiskey.

*mwah*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:20 am

the "4 Women of the Apocolypse" is a title originally given to myself, Rian, Lydia and Guinivere.

So, if Rain has actually left the board, your going to need to recruit another evil woman to make your 4some.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:32 am

Purple! ....how have you been,.. can I get you anything?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:41 am

Oh shit got to go,... Later...........

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 11:42 am

Gonna hit the shower before the children descend. See you loveys later.