Is Eplaya just an insiders club for 5 people?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 9:41 am

Kinetic wrote:Not that I need to go on the defensive but e-playa has been like crack lately. Very addicting.

No shit. I just (no lie) almost signed an email to a client with:

"Fuck yer day!"

Chose to self-censor that one...they wouldn't understand.

DogBoy · Post by **DogBoy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:01 am

Kinetic Sez:

My job is in flux

What?!?! I thought you worked for sprint! I did not realize you were a proctologist. How does Flux feel about this?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:13 am

princess strych-9 wrote:even tho we're neck and neck, i'm sure you'll concede, kinetic, that our experiences in the top ten have been very different.

for me the quantifying factors are as follows:

a) coming home to find that my pm folder was %100 full.
b) number of marriage proposals.
c) number of ongoing cyber sex negotiations.
d) number of pm messages that read: "hey, nice ass!"

have you gotten any of those, kinetic?

wow, who pissed in your cheerios this morning? feel better now?

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:17 am

b) number of marriage proposals.

Actually, it seems like he'd be pretty happy to forego those. At least right now.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:32 am

I happen to like Flux, I camped next to him this year but I don't like him that much!

As for the other stuff, I can relate to a full inbox, I have the marriage proposal offline, cybersex has been replaced by the real thing, and my g/f thinks I have a cute ass. So I got those all covered.

It's amazing what 24 hours, fighting and winning a dispute to clear up a fuckup on your credit report, and a perfect fall day in Missouri can do to change one's spirits.

I'm still the bad karma poster child but even I get to have a good day once in a while. This one is mine!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:38 am

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precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:51 am

> Why doesn't this render as a table?

Because phpBB escapes certain kinds of HTML. Dunno what the logic is.
I found that it likes <button>buttons</button>, but not tables or
paragraphs.

herself · Post by **herself** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:21 pm

Restricting the use of tables severely limits color options, at least as far as I can tell. My humble suggestion:

http://famouslibrarian.com/Eplaya/html/invite.html

best
harriet

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:14 am

Spokes wrote:Nobody likes my ass except the princess and it's not even my ass.

untrue spokes; i knew that wasn't your ass.

b/c i've already felt it up extensively.

dontcha know? it's part of the entrance exam.

worth mentioning: decided incluesion on size of spokes' feet.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:17 am

besides - none of the inner circle want to be in a club that deems them exclusive. reeks of classism, colonialization, and crippling membership fees.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:22 am

princess strych-9 wrote:besides - none of the inner circle want to be in a club that deems them exclusive. reeks of classism, colonialization, and crippling membership fees.

HOWEVER: if the answer to the question "Is Eplaya just an insiders club for 5 people?" turns out to be "Princess Strych-9 plus four highly-skilled lovers," that changes everything.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:38 am

HOWEVER: if the answer to the question "Is Eplaya just an insiders club for 5 people?" turns out to be "Princess Strych-9 plus four highly-skilled lovers," that changes everything.

I demand double billing... where's my agent? I'm a dirty-girl too damnit!

I can't work like this. I'll be in my trailer.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:45 am

Lydia Love wrote:I can't work like this. I'll be in my trailer.

Is your trailer a flatbed? With lots of tie-down cleats?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:46 am

Is your trailer a flatbed? With lots of tie-down cleats?

Yes. And there'll be a casting call later this afternoon.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:50 am

Lydia Love wrote:...there'll be a casting call later this afternoon.

Have your people call my people.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:52 am

That naughty Kinetic wrote:My job is in flux.

Oh yeah, remind me to send you that check.

The ever-vigilant DogBoy wrote:What?!?! I thought you worked for sprint! I did not realize you were a proctologist. How does Flux feel about this?

Very, very good, if you really want to know.

Concerned for his reputation, Kinetic wrote:I happen to like Flux, I camped next to him this year but I don't like him that much!

That's not what you said that night out on the playa!

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:29 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:
Spokes wrote:Nobody likes my ass except the princess and it's not even my ass.
untrue spokes; i knew that wasn't your ass.

b/c i've already felt it up extensively.

dontcha know? it's part of the entrance exam.

worth mentioning: decided incluesion on size of spokes' feet.

Sorry princess, that wasn't my ass either. The truth is I was born without an ass. But the shoe size is correct and just like having two normal feet...well lets just say that dp thang isn't a problem.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 7:34 pm

Spokes wrote:I was born without an ass.

What do you do with all the money you save on bicycle seats?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:45 pm

Hey, how old do I hafta be before I can be an inner circle member?

And why is my daddy laughing just because I wrote "member" and "inner circle" in the same sentence?

I wish I could reach the damned keyboard. I'd post more than anyone.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:45 pm

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:47 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:53 pm

Mmmmmm! Grapes?

Hey Princess, wanna peel me one?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:53 pm

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:55 pm

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:01 pm

Lust4Life · Post by **Lust4Life** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:03 pm

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:05 pm

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:05 pm

Infrared Rover wrote:Why the take over, Bob?

Oh, Bob's barely warmed up.

Bob gets it.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:07 pm

Barely warm.

My ass?

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Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:09 pm

What's underneath all those black Utilikilts...

<img src="http://www.spielleute.de/Dudey%20ASS.jpg">