The Bar

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:54 pm

(dives into a 55 gallon drum of cheap wine that appeared in the corner)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:07 pm

Me too LCN. I need cheap wine.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:14 pm

come on in, my brother!!!

(the drum instantly expands to 660 gallons)

How you doing this evening?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:16 pm

Tonight I'm OK. Just a quick duck in here and then I'm off to draw for a while. I tried earlier, but the setting wasn't right, too much distraction.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:24 pm

Yeah... It all has to sort of fall in place. I’ve gotten up at 3 am before because a thought wouldn’t let me rest. Had to draw it, write it, whatever it took.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:44 pm

Snort... Huh?!?

(Waking up to find the Bar empty and he alone in the gigantic drum of cheap wine, the black cat decides to mosey on out of here)

Where is that towel???

(Leaves a note on bar... “See you later")

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:50 pm

~~~~~heli runs into the bar, grabs a carrot juice and a chai* with extra spices and run back into the darkroom to continue his printing frenzy~~~~~~~

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:13 pm

*yawn.... stretch.... grin*

Good evening everybody, I just love waking up at sunset, makes for such a wonderful sunrise. What's a fella gotta do to get a power smoothie 'round here?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:37 pm

One power smoothie, comin' up!

~adds fresh Geoargia peach, 1/2 bannana, 1/4 orange, 2-cups New York vanillac ise cream, ice & pint of Everclear to blenderhead~

Hmm, a bit left over, do you want the silver blender cup or.. ah I'll just sample this under the guise of "quaity control!

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:07 pm

Cup? what is this cup you speak of?

*turns back to bar opens mouth and lays head on bar surface*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

tanky tanky, yous the bomb sugar mama or papa or whatever the case may be...

*kisses nipples forehead and stumbles to the middle of the room*

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:12 pm

Had a feeling that would hit the spot.

~scribbles on notepad~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:25 pm

Umm, you'll be a bit randy
from that drink.
Not like the regular drunk
where you feel sexy.

You are at this time
dropping eggs or spermacetti
as though bread crumbs by Hansel & Gretal
salmon spawns a river

Each & every so-called "dry heave"
all "lurches" & "stagger" a sign to your
many mates tonight that you are prime.

smoothie everclear
bananna potasium
action enhancer

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:29 pm

smell of unkempt man
working booze & piles of ice
spinning on dancefloor

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 10:32 pm

you gonna get it
random in a messy car
makes it better still

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:04 pm

Hey anybody here,..

* fixes himself a coffee with Irish cream *

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:08 pm

Whilst my body remain, my mind has ventured on.... that was a hella smoothie...

Hullo Z, nice to mee..... *thud*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:15 pm

well I wanted to see new people in here, I never said anything about them being conscious.

* props the stranger us and goes in search of funny hat and a permanent marker*

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:16 pm

hey Z.

How's it going?

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:17 pm

twitch twitch wiggle and giggle
what was once straight is now a squiggle

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:21 pm

Ok, good to see you Blue, what's a working girl like you doing out of bed this time of night,...
* snickers to himself about what he thought was a funny innuendo*

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:25 pm

Teehee, ya you think your so funny. Hmm, maybe I should consider that as a career option...

I don't work until 3 pm tomorrow. Though, I wish I didn't have to go at all. It's sad, but I'm already sick of the place.

Oh, fuckety fuck! Argh! I'm in a bad mood tonight.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:29 pm

I'm kind of out of my depressed mood for now,....

what's your funk about? '

here drink this while you tell me about it,..

* dumps some of any bottle that's in reach into a glass *

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:32 pm

Better yet write it all out,..
* leads Blue over to Elemental666, propped up in the corner, and hands her a marker*

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:36 pm

*slurp*

Ohh, I'm stressed. Behind three hunderd on my bills. Owe money everywhere. I already hate this new job. I don't know where to look for jobs. I'm not qualified for anything. I've wasted the last five years doing nothing. I'm probably going to waste the next five years. I feel guilty and ashamed. I can't tell my parents that I'm behind on my bills. I don't think they can help me right now. Especially since the IRS just told them they didn't pay enough taxes last year. So, they just wrote out a check for 600. Plus, they need to pay this years.

I'm just frustrated and very unhappy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:38 pm

Well you don't owe me money...

I just cleaned my oven and my head feels funny from the fumes...I think I'd like some sake.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:39 pm

Then, a couple of people tried to show me a job openning here, and it just made me feel worse. Because I'm not qualified. I started ranting and I know they were just trying to be nice. But ...

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:40 pm

jaydub wrote:Well you don't owe me money...

I just cleaned my oven and my head feels funny from the fumes...I think I'd like some sake.

Well, that makes one person I don't owe.

pours some sake for jaydub, then extends hand

I don't think we've met, I'm Blue...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:42 pm

You'll find something Blue, in the meantime...

don't be so blue.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:44 pm

that doesn't sound like a lot of fun, Blue,..

This is probably stupid advise but; I think you should tell them about your situation, don't ask them to bail you out, but keep them informed,... they being parents might start questioning you if you can afford any little thing you want to spend money on, and they might feel bad that they can't help you out,.. But if the shit hit's the fan they won't be surprised,.. and who knows they could have some good ideas,..

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:45 pm

and no offense jaydub, but I am sooooo sick of people telling me that. Because there is no guarantee, and just saying "it'll get better" doesn't help me at all. I just makes me feel worse.