Falsehoods Fictions Lies

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Falsehoods Fictions Lies

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:30 am

Enough with all the truth seeking! I wanna hear your lies, your exagerations, your errors, your conciets, your illogic, your personal superstitions, your painfull illusions, your spin, your vomiting up of nonscence.
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Re: Falsehoods Fictions Lies

Post by Sandwichman » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:50 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Enough with all the truth seeking! I wanna hear your lies, your exagerations, your errors, your conciets, your illogic, your personal superstitions, your painfull illusions, your spin, your vomiting up of nonscence.
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Post by Ranger Genius » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:51 am

I'm a nice guy. Really. I like people. I'm not misanthropic. I don't even know what it means.
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Post by geekster » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:56 am

If you follow the dog around long enough, he will make chocolate!
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Post by calsur » Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:17 pm

I am Superstitious. Black cats and the number 13. I do not walk under ladders either but I consider that practical.
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Post by Bambi of Finland » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:17 am

I come from a litter of nine, and was born with a tail. It was docked the day after I was born. You can tell I'm happy when my bump/scar begins to wag. It is rather uncomfortable when I am happy while sitting. I saved my tail. It is in a box, you wanna see?
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:42 am

I WANT to go to work today... "Safety Classes" all day, I am going to pay close attention to the man who can't operate cranes and large machines himself teach me how to do it properly.

Ugh.
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Post by unjonharley » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:16 am

The Capt's a girl.
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good to see your post, dogdamit.
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Post by robotland » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:17 am

I'm going to remodel our old house BY MYSELF, and ignore my dome and blinky light projects. And wait until 5 to crack the first beer.
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Post by Badger » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:45 pm

If you follow the dog around long enough, he will make chocolate!
Geekster, you sick fuck.

That is just fucking WRONG.
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Post by Grizelda » Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:11 pm

I blame gnomes for things. The gnomes ate my homework. The gnomes were supposed to take a run to the store for milk, but didn't. Gnomes caused my computer to crash, and the next time the stock market crashes, you can bet the gnomes are responsible. Gnomes hid the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Gnomes aren't doing enough to prevent global warming. Darn gnomes.
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