SEX!!!!

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:22 am

PJ wrote:
Lydia Love wrote:now I feel all horrified and stuff.
It's also the Tough Love method of curing your Asian fetish.

if anyone tries to "cure" me of my asian fetish, i will knock their heads off their shoulders with my samurai sword.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:24 am

Lust4Life wrote:
notthat1 wrote:YUCK!!!
Yeah, tell me about it. Well, don't actually.

nice to see our youngest member showing some restraint.

hint, hint.

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:07 am

Lydia Love wrote:Maybe I just need to be even more direct. I'll try "ALWAYS just bite me there!" and see if it works.

You could try what's very common in the aerospace industry: placards. Important-to-vital information and instructions is often printed on a high-visibility label that's adhered near a control or instrument for which it's important for the pilot to not have to work from memory during a critical situation. Something along the lines of:

OPEN SECONDARY BYPASS VALVE IF PRIMARY HYDRAULIC PRESSURE PUMP OUTPUT DROPS BELOW 1700 PSI DURING SLAT EXTENSION

Something like that. Any decent tattoo artist should be able to install a ALWAYS BITE HERE notification.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:46 am

[quote="PJ"]
OPEN SECONDARY BYPASS VALVE IF PRIMARY HYDRAULIC PRESSURE PUMP OUTPUT DROPS BELOW 1700 PSI DURING SLAT EXTENSION
quote]

Oh well now that's just turning me on. I'm going to have to go home to my shweetie and whisper in her ear, "Open your secondary bypass valve for me baby, and I'll show you the hydraulic pressure on my extension slat."

Do you need a lot of lube for this maneuver?

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:54 am

Rob the Wop wrote:Do you need a lot of lube for this maneuver?

More than you can imagine. It's called MIL-H-5606G Hydraulic Fluid, Red.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:58 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
PJ wrote: OPEN SECONDARY BYPASS VALVE IF PRIMARY HYDRAULIC PRESSURE PUMP OUTPUT DROPS BELOW 1700 PSI DURING SLAT EXTENSION
quote]

Oh well now that's just turning me on. I'm going to have to go home to my shweetie and whisper in her ear, "Open your secondary bypass valve for me baby, and I'll show you the hydraulic pressure on my extension slat."

Do you need a lot of lube for this maneuver?

depends.

what's your shoe size?

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:32 am

>I found my parents' copy of Anais Nin's 'Delta of Venus' when I was 12. I'd sneak into their room and read little snatches of it. It blew my mind.

Lucky you. I found "Love and Sex" in plain langauage. I was 10, but the preface said some 10 years olds could handle it. My mom was very embarrased when she explained why they thought I was too young.

Then I found "The Happy Hooker." Wow. My dad caught me reading that, we both felt weird. Leter when he caught me pleasuring myself as a young'un he told me to save it for marriage and that spilling seed was a sin. That's a lesson that never really took, so glad the Church no longer controls me!

That time when everything was new and taboo and so heady was powerful.

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precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:06 am

> install a ALWAYS BITE HERE notification

Tattoo? Maybe just small icons in the various biting zones?

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:33 am

I was giving this girl (early 20's, you pervs) a shoulder massage in the local coffee shop I like, and I noticed that she has the Chinese symbol for moon tattooed between her shoulder blades. So at the end of the massage, just to tease, I lightly kissed the nape of her neck, then halfway between the tattoo, then a longer but still light kiss on the moon symbol.

Boy, did that ever get her attention! She straighened up just beaming and blushing all over. Gave me free coffee, too.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:35 am

> I was giving this girl (early 20's, you pervs)
<a button pushed>
If she's in her twenties, she's most likely a woman. Only met a couple of
people who still qualified as girls then.
</a button pushed>

(damn, this thing sometimes decides to recognize HTML and sometimes
ignores it)

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:09 am

precipitate wrote:> I was giving this girl (early 20's, you pervs)
<a button pushed>
If she's in her twenties, she's most likely a woman. Only met a couple of
people who still qualified as girls then.
</a button pushed>

Debated that one myself, but I stand by my description in this case. Just like I have some young male friends that I'd hardly call men, any more than I'd confer that title on myself in my early 20's.

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:13 am

> Just like I have some young male friends that I'd hardly call men

But would you call them boys?

(Gender-based language usage interests me a lot.)

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:38 am

that spilling seed was a sin.

Oh Blyslv! That's fucked up!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:40 am

Something like that. Any decent tattoo artist should be able to install a ALWAYS BITE HERE notification.

Hmmm... or maybe motivational posters above the bed...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:56 am

Tattoo? Maybe just small icons in the various biting zones?

This actually could be pretty cool...

hmmmm

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:08 pm

Lydia Love wrote:
that spilling seed was a sin.
Oh Blyslv! That's fucked up!

Oh it all comes out in the wash...

My mother and I were talking, er alluding, to sex one day. We were wondering what was better, skiing or sex. She said something about skiing lasting all day. I said sex could last all day as well. She snapped back, i"it never lasts longer then 15 minutes and it's over so soon." then she blushed a deep deep red. It made me understand a lot of things.

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:15 pm

precipitate wrote:...install a ALWAYS BITE HERE notification...Maybe just small icons in the various biting zones?

I think we need a design competition for the standard, internationally-recognizable Always Bite Here symbol.

I guess this is as good a place as any to post your entries.

III · Post by **III** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:27 pm

>Always Bite Here

on me it seems to be anywhere where the bruises have faded.

jbelson · Post by **jbelson** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:59 pm

My most erotic experience was a body-body massage. One person lies on a rubber sheet, shower curtain, or in my case, an inflatable raft. The other pours warm, soapy or oily water on the other, and rubs their body up and down the other person. Flip 'em over, do it from the side, get the back. Keep pouring more water to keep it slippery. You cant do it for too long because you cant wait to screw.

antron · Post by **antron** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:23 pm

blyslv wrote: what was better, skiing or sex

they are both three letter words that begin with s, they both are more thrilling with the right lubrication, they both make your heart pound, and sweat, both are more fun with a good partner, but if you have to pay for it, ski lift tickets are cheaper.

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:31 pm

"I have never, in my sexual history, gotten any man to thouroughly understand that the back of my neck, my shoulders and down my spine is my most underappreciated errogenous zone."-Lydia Love

*makes note...lets see...back,neck,and shoulders* Ok Lydia,I'm READY for ya!(lol).

precipitate · Post by **precipitate** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:37 pm

> on me it seems to be anywhere where the bruises have faded.

Nah. It's an outward spiral from your tattoo. I just get distracted
somewhere along the way and have to start over.

antron · Post by **antron** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:17 pm

Lydia Love wrote:...the back of my neck, my shoulders and down my spine is my most underappreciated errogenous zone...

mmmmm shoulders.
shoulders can be quite visually appealing, too...swimmers shoulders...

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:23 pm

jbelson wrote:My most erotic experience was a body-body massage. One person lies on a rubber sheet, shower curtain, or in my case, an inflatable raft. The other pours warm, soapy or oily water on the other, and rubs their body up and down the other person. Flip 'em over, do it from the side, get the back. Keep pouring more water to keep it slippery. You cant do it for too long because you cant wait to screw.

Sounds like a good old-fashioned writhe-pit at Crash Worship.
Remember those, III?

deeohgeeman · Post by **deeohgeeman** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 1:59 pm

Lydia Love:
OK... one of the sexiest things in the whole wide world (to me) is when a man is just about to have an orgasm it's like all the blood in his body rushes to his skin and he blushes *all over*. Anyone else noticed this? I can get tingles just thinking about it.

Mmmmm, yes, I get tingles just doing it. :)

I have to agree on your other point: my scalp, neck, spine are also extremely underappreciated erogenous zones.

...and I think the most erotic lovemaking I've ever enjoyed was when we poured and rubbed olive oil all over our bodies. Everything just slips and slides so nicely. Damn, that was over 15 years ago. I can't believe it's been so long.

Geez, you folks are getting me all hot!

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:08 pm

ah a machine for men.

A time-saving device for truly lazy people:

(You don't have to install the Japanese language pack to see the graphics.)

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:02 pm

Cock rings are good though heavy rubber bands are much better.
They expand to allow some blood to your glands- so they don't die.
You can wrap part of the band around your balls and they can slap a womans anus. If its doggy style then it hits the clitoris.

A II Z

PS- Caution: if you wrap it around your balls then make sure its not to tight to suffocate the sperms!

Now where that blow up sheep of mine?

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:20 pm

i found the best to be velcro.
various ways to wrap it for both pleasures.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:39 pm

Lydia Love wrote:I have never, in my sexual history, gotten any man to thouroughly understand that the back of my neck, my shoulders and down my spine is my most underappreciated errogenous zone.

I used to be too shy (or stupid or something) to just say "Look, just bite me THERE!" now I do, but I get tired of saying it.

Preach it, sistah! Kisses along my spine will absolutely tie me in knots. If I'm lucky, my lover will remember it during afterplay (particularly if he's been behind me), but damnit, I'm already worn out at that point!

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:40 pm

Heh Heh, if you have been following this thread, Empress actualy did make good on her promise to train my husband.. too bad we had to go home so soon.... that and I wouldnt leave them alone because she gave me this drink that made me really horny and I wanted in on the action!

SEX!!!!

If you could have sex as often as you like, you'd be messing around...

catching up....

OT and not work safe, but hilarious

Oh your making me come with that nasty mouth!