Breaking News: Bush nominates Wolfowitz for position of Pope

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Breaking News: Bush nominates Wolfowitz for position of Pope

Post by XS » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:02 pm

This just in....

George W. Bush has nominated Paul Wolfowitz for the "position of Pope" as the president was quoted as saying. Stay tuned for more...














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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:44 pm

Does this mean that poverty stricken third worlders will be able to mortgauge their souls to the World BanK?
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:59 pm

Its too bad its not his new position!

He, not the pope, would be gravely missed!

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