The Bar

Kinetic_oh_five_oh · Post by **Kinetic_oh_five_oh** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:36 pm

Yo yo yo! Me and my homies at DHS did this just as a warning to all you bizzaches that if you fock with me, we'z gonna fock witchu. U think you can impede on my schnizzle?

KC represent!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:03 pm

iS tHeRe nObOdY hErE tO mAkE mE a sTrAwBeRrY dAquIrI? i aM wOrKiNg oN mY tAn aNd i wOuLd LoVe oNe. wIreLeSs iNtErNeT iS sO CooL!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:06 pm

Strawberry Daquiri.

I'm on it.

<whirr...whirr...whirr>

How's that?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:09 pm

tHaNk yOu sPuTnIcK! i aM tRyInG tO gEt a bEtTeR pIcTuRe aNd i hAvE mY tIcKeT fInNaLy.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:13 pm

The picture I saw up there for a moment looked mighty fine to me.

Glad to hear you're ticketed. I'm still working on mine. Got the cash for the ticket stashed. Now I just want to be sure I've got a plan to get there. I'm still working on the part that happens after the plane lands somewhere in NV or CA (but I'm hoping NV)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:32 pm

...and it appears she's gone as quickly as she arrived...

Oh well. Almost time to head out for a bit anyway.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:40 pm

iT's hArD tO sEe tHiS sCrEeN iN tHe sUn sO tHiS WiLL hAvE tO dO. i hAvE tHe eArLy wOrK sChEdUle tOnIgHt, bYe bYe sPuTnIcK

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:42 pm

That's the one. If that's you, then all I have to say is 'Wow, nice eyes'.

Have a great evening.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:04 pm

great. the other board blinks and all my "friends" pop in while i'm not around, and then head back the first chance they get.

hmpf.

oh, sput - vous comme une bière, ma cheri ?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:14 pm

i LiKe tHiS oNe bEtTeR. oNe mOrE dAqUiRi bEfOrE i gO tO wOrK i tHiNk.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:00 pm

Damn! I do not want to work today. Anyone want to hire me as a personal assistant?

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:13 pm

Willing to work for pats on the head and the occasional scrap of art material?

Cause that 's what I can afford.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:16 pm

Damn! I do not want to work today. Anyone want to hire me as a personal assistant?

Oh, yeah... I could use a forge hand. I don’t pay worth a damn, but I’m fun to be around and music is always on in the shop. And with summer coming, it’s getting hellishly hot in there too... an added bonus!!!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:18 pm

Man... would you look at this mess?

(Grabs a broom and begins to sweep up from the rowdy crowd that was here earlier)

Only love the bar when there's nothin else...

*sigh*

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:23 pm

(Pulls back the curtains behind the bartop)

And would you look at this? They chucked beer bottles in the Cat Hole!!!

(raises a clinched paw to the sky, but then regains his composure)

Well... I guess I’m off, then. I've got to plant fruit trees.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:36 pm

Kitty--get a glory hole in there and I'm your woman!

Yeah, we can all work for each other and pay peanuts. It'll be a new economy!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:46 pm

iS tHeRe nObOdY hErE tO mAkE mE a sTrAwBeRrY dAquIrI?

radical self reliance baby

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:04 pm

Who you talking about in quotation marks, tish?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:23 pm

Eh, >>skritch skritch<< G'morning...

(Inserts sounds of bottle glugging into an oversize shot glass)

Now... where was I? Oh yes... HOME!

If it were any worse today I'd be over at the f*** topic... ALmost quintessential bueraucratic shinola. Yeech!

Glad to see someone else pick up one of the family pix. Hey, Sandwichman, wanna go play Spanish Inquisition?

OK... back to rowdy mode... Where's that bottle... dam 12 ounce tumbler must have a leak in it!

Have a nice day!
BBS

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:37 pm

stuart wrote:radical self reliance baby

This is a bar. Anyone who comes in and asks for a drink, even if they don't ask "pretty please" gets a drink, at least when I'm in the bar.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:40 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i LiKe tHiS oNe bEtTeR.

You would.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:42 pm

Thanks for cleaning up LCN. It did get busy in here for just a moment there.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:43 pm

OK. I'm going on a martini bender in about an hour.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:46 pm

I'm just going to be a good fish.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:46 pm

i dOn'T tHiNk sTeWaRd LiKeS mE.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:48 pm

Whatever.

Fishy, how ya doing?

Uber, I thought you were working?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:49 pm

I have those "it's almost 5pm blues." But I have the region's copy of Collapse, so that's something.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:51 pm

What is the region's copy of Collapse?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:54 pm

sPuTnIcK tHe eArLy sHiFt aT tHe NiGhTcLuB wHeRe i wOrK sTaRtS aT 9pM. i hAd tO tAkE a nAp, tHe sUn wAs rEaLlY sTrOnG tOdAy aNd mY tAn iS aWeSoMe nOw!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:54 pm

Jared Diamond's latest book I can't afford to buy new hardbounds, and there's got to be a hidious wait list at the berkeley public library. Luckily someone donated a copy to the Regional Libary (darn tooting) so I'll get to read it this year.

Guns, Germs and Steel is a classic.