The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:59 pm

Hey there LCN, let me get you a porter.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:09 pm

(Black cat comes out from behind the bar, not with his kilt, but with two pairs of trousers... thinks of challenging a certain beer swiper to a round of Ferret Legging... instead thinks twice and proceeds to take sputnik up on his offer)

Thanks, man!!

How's you today?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:14 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:
Thanks, man!!

How's you today?

I'm good, as usual. I should get a kilt.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:21 pm

Is ferret legging for real?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:31 pm

Gotta take off for a while. You've got the helm.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:46 pm

sputnik wrote:I'm good, as usual. I should get a kilt.

Yes... girls like a guy in a kilt.

Is ferret legging for real?

And I’m afraid to say, um... yes.

Web Search for The King Of The Ferret Leggers And Other True Stories. The first story about ol' Reg is just great and by no means the best story in there. Good stuff...

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:47 pm

Gone for now...

Wander back later.

ThePikey · Post by **ThePikey** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:53 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:(Black cat comes out from behind the bar, not with his kilt, but with two pairs of trousers... thinks of challenging a certain beer swiper to a round of Ferret Legging)

You first.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:59 pm

Hello, hello ... anyone still out there? I see lurkers.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:03 pm

Yeah, I’m hanging around.

How are you today, blue?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:05 pm

* comes in wandering around looking lost and runs into the bar,... takes glasses off and wipes the thick layer of dust off*

Oh that’s better, Wonder if there are any dark beers left?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:05 pm

Eh, I was okay until about an hour ago. Now I'm just kind of pissy and bummed out. Blah!

How are you?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:08 pm

Hey Blue, Chat, ...pissing did she say pissing Gees stand her on a tarp or something.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:09 pm

Well... I’m ok, but I can be pissy and bummed out with you if it’ll help.

(Hands Z a dark beer)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:12 pm

NOT PISSING, pissy. My mother saw my credit card bill that I paid last night. I forgot to put away the the confirmation of payment. Well, she read it and instead of talking about it to me earlier in the day when I was home. She decided to call me at 10:50 and now apparently we need to have a talk this weekend. Apparently I'm also in trouble because I went out to get a bite to eat tonight with my friend Brandon. So she thinks that I'm spending all this money and blah, blah, I'm a horrible child and blah.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:17 pm

That's it...

(opens a bottle of wine)

Let's get pissy...

(did you see that? I said "bottle" of wine)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:22 pm

It’s a big bottle of Jindalee Shiraz 2003. Pretty damn good to have been on sale for $6.99. I’ll go back and see if there’s any more of ‘em this weekend.

(pours blue a glass)

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:25 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:That's it...

(opens a bottle of wine)

Let's get pissy...

(did you see that? I said "bottle" of wine)

Ooo, classy.

And that's not exactly it. You don't know my mother. What will happen is that we'll have this "talk" where she'll bitch at me for not getting another job quick enough, not paying them any rent or paying them back any of the money I owe them. Then continue to point out any short coming. Granted my credit card bill is up to about $700 at the moment, but part of that is the $250 car tow, and the other stuff is bills and crap that I put on there before I was working. Soo anyways, she'll bitch at me and I won't bother saying anything. Because it really won't matter what I say, cause it won't be good enough. She doesn't want to hear the truth, and I don't want to say anything nasty. She might give me an altimatum, and might ask me to go find another place to live.

Sooooo, there goes any hope of getting to BM this year. Blah, I need another drink, cause my buzz has been killed.[/i]

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:28 pm

Sooooo, there goes any hope of getting to BM this year.

The year’s still young...

(Pours blue another glass)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:30 pm

Oh Good, we are all someone's horrible children,... can I be the whiney one.

I was up late last night filling out my tax forms on the computer, only to find out the state form wouldn't save with my additions. I have to pay the feds and will get $8 back from the state, and as near as I can tell free filing costs $6 and I'm not in a big hurry to get my 2 dollars from the state so I figured I would fill out paper forms and mail them in. I had to go down town to the federal building to get the IRS forms. after parking more than a block away I had to unload my pockets and take off my belt to pass through the security post. just to pick up my 1040 and schedule A. next I had to find the state department of revenue building and find a place to park just for a minute trip inside to get the form for the state. Oh sure if my printer worked I could have just downloaded them, I'll buy a new printer with my return. shit,..............

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:34 pm

yes, well unless I find some really amazing high paying job, I don't see it happening. Because I still need to pay off my credit card and pay my parents something before I can even think about a ticket let alone all the supplies I'll need. Plus, my mom wants me to save up some money for the family vaction. Which frankly I don't really care to go to. Oh, and I'm probably going to find a place to live soon. I figure it's coming, my mother has already dropped hints like "You should move out" and "I didn't think you were going to be living here a YEAR".

Thanks for pouring puss.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:37 pm

(Pulls out a large block of cheese from the fridge)

Here Z... have a glass of wine with that beer.

"You should move out"

Nice to see she's subtle about it.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:43 pm

I love cheese, I can't keep up this whining if I have cheese,.... sure looks good,.... well maybe just a,... ah who am I kidding I can't eat just a little,... cut off a chunk of the for me please.

Thanks for the wine!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:43 pm

Yes, she's always very subtle.

So anyways, no I'm just pissy and don't want to work tomorrow. And of course this "talk" is going to suck because she does have some valid ammo. I know that I haven't been very proactive in finding another job and I don't have an excuse for not having one by now. Blah, guess I'm just a lazy fucking loser.

Hi Z, taxes suck.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:47 pm

One chunk of cheese to the Z...

Well, what was it Tom Petty said once?

“Even the losers get lucky sometimes”

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:53 pm

Alrighty, folks...

I’m beat and up waaaaay too late. I'll leave the cheese and wine here on the bar. See you later on.

Sleep good, now...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:56 pm

Thank you Mr. Noir,... for every thing have a good night.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:57 pm

Okay, good night Mr. Noir, sleep tight and have a good day tomorrow.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:28 pm

Blue ,sorry if I left you sitting here alone I'm off catching up on the threads,...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:45 pm

I hope Nipples remembered to leave a trail of bread crumbs so he can find his way home.

I logged on tonight just to say this. Seriously. I think like that.

Can't stay... You kids have a couple of strong ones for me!