The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:51 pm

Can't I'm out of here too,.. but yeah Nipples you be sure not to get lost over there you can't walk home till the next ice age. G'night sensei

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:10 am

Time for coffee. Looks like Blue and Z will need it this morning. Aspirin too.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:10 am

*M skips in, really happy that her computer is back up and running so she can talk to her friends! A truck backs up to the door and leaves several thousand balloons floating around the Bar.*

WOOHOO! HELLO!
Thanks for the coffee Sputnik!

*pours a cup, dash of creamer and sugar....Sips...Bats a few balloons around, kicks back in a chair near the fireplace which automatically lights a fire*
AAHHHHHH!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:12 am

Good morning my dear. Need a warmup?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:15 am

<sputnik grabs a balloon and proceeds to inhale deeply>

So, just what are these ballons filled with anyway?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:22 am

Yes, I'll take a warmup....Thanks, Sputnik!

They are helium balloons! I've never done the helium voice thingy before......
*takes a balloon and inhales.......in a weird voice......*

Do I sound funny?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:29 am

Yeah, that's pretty much the way it works. Just inhale deeply. Putting it in your mouth doesn't work. Your vocal cords have to pass the less dense gas in order for them to vibrate faster.

<suck>

Just remember to breathe air once in a while or you'll pass out from lack of oxygen

<suck>

I find that when I do this I get a bit lighthead....

<thunk>

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:38 am

Huh oh! Sputnik! *runs over to Spunik who has passed out on the floor, checks to see if he's still breathing. Seems that he just sucked in too much helium....takes a towel and starts to fan some fresh air at Sput*

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:42 am

Woah....dude

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:42 am

Hey, Sputnik?! Are you ok? Yoo Hoo?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:44 am

Dude! You are like...talking in colors! Wow!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:48 am

Ahhhh...that...was...a...touch...too...much

But...I'm feeling much better now.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:51 am

WHEW! I'm glad you're ok! I wouldn't want to leave you laying on the floor all alone, especially since I have to go back to work for a couple hours.

Thanks for the cup o' coffee.
See you later!

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:53 am

OH! Can I be "IT"?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:53 am

LeChatNoir wrote:Magic beer... for real?!?

Oh... do I have to leave and come over there? It scares me to step outside..

((((((((((kitty))))))))))
Kitty you can go wherever you want, just know you take a small part of a 3-chambered heart with you.

I only brought it up because I thought you'd like to know about the magic porter. (or stout)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:57 am

blueniteowl wrote: So anyways, no I'm just pissy and don't want to work tomorrow. And of course this "talk" is going to suck because she does have some valid ammo. I know that I haven't been very proactive in finding another job and I don't have an excuse for not having one by now. Blah, guess I'm just a lazy fucking loser.

Nice pep talk from the mater. The sort that always inspired me to crawl into a hole and not come out for 6 weeks.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:59 am

I hope those are the balloons made from cornstarch that compost.

Such a killjoy fishy.

Give me a coffee, please.

*fishy pours coffee and adds milk while making love to the 1/2&1/2 with her eyes*

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:21 am

The ballons are the cornstarchy kind and after they pop or lose their loft I'm gonna use them to thicken my gravy! HA!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:41 am

Very good. Wouldn't want any eplaya moop.

Have a drink on me.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:28 pm

*puts a pint of guiness on the bar*

For Joel He hates his job. What's the whiskey he likes?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:51 pm

*Sammich dashes into the bar leaving gold coins (The chocolate kind) scattered in the little nooks and cranny's that fill the bar. He then proceeds to run out the back*

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:11 pm

Blue walks in through the back door and proceeds straight to the coffee pot. Where she takes it and pours the coffee into a pitcher, she then takes the pitcher and sticks it in the fridge. Then she brews another pot.

I'll be back for the coffee in a bit. Meanwhile I've got to go get ready for work. Ummm, I'm generally a bigger fan of iced coffee. Couldn't tell you why, just a weird quirk of mine.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:45 pm

Blue runs through door, grabs and cup and some ice. Then fills her cup with coffee, sticks in a straw and is out the door again.

I'll be back later...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:27 pm

I llove iced coffee. LIke a soda without all that disgusting bubble and sugar crap. It's only now getting on warm enough for that here. And the canyons of the city do keep us cool in the winter.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:56 pm

hiya sweeties!

i need a lil afternoon pick-me-up....work is dull today...hmmm....

*rummages around behind bar*

ooh! a lil jamesons! and a newish pot of coffee!! aaahhhh..................

quiz:
in a new relationship, how do you know when the honeymoon's over?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:00 pm

He stops begging for your just removed underwear?

Nightterror · Post by **Nightterror** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:16 pm

tisha2 wrote: quiz:
in a new relationship, how do you know when the honeymoon's over?

When you start taking each other for granted! Or is that granite? You know what I mean.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:02 pm

tisha2 wrote:quiz:
in a new relationship, how do you know when the honeymoon's over?

When you realize that there was a honeymoon phase is usually when it is gone.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:He stops begging for your just removed underwear?

...i was thinking along the lines of the new lack of removed underwear...grumblegrumble...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:19 pm

tisha2 wrote:hiya sweeties!

i need a lil afternoon pick-me-up....work is dull today...hmmm....

*rummages around behind bar*

ooh! a lil jamesons! and a newish pot of coffee!! aaahhhh..................

quiz:
in a new relationship, how do you know when the honeymoon's over?

You'll know, you just will.