temporary malfunction of motor skills

Sunshine Elf · Post by **Sunshine Elf** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:10 pm

ever miss your mouth when your trying to drink or eat something?
I just did.
what the hell?

"Bog" help me "And All His Holy Angels And Saints in your left shoe"

he he he . . . a useless post indeed.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:21 pm

yeah but what the fuck, let's put it to good use.

I just arrived home from a very good friends b-day party and my buddies brother spilled a whole glass of wine all over his face, which then ran down into his shirt. yeah, so he had a little help from a friendly nudge and some impeccable timing... he he he

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:52 pm

Ether can do that, or are you a Sunshine DMT Elf?

LostMachine · Post by **LostMachine** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:35 pm

Ya,

Tonight after dinner I forgot to open my mouth before sticking a toothpick in.

I jabbed it right into my lip, it bleed for a good 20 minutes.

That’s when you know it is time to stop doing homework and go to bed.

LM

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:01 am

Last week I punched myself in the head after picking up a Coke can that I thought was full of lead..... (long story.)

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:04 am

One chilly night last week when getting onto bed, I tried to pull the heavy mink blanket up to my chin. I didn't know that larry had tucked it in at the foot, and I had just put lotion on my hands. Wham! right in the eye plus I sliced the side of my nose with my thumbnail.

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:25 am

whoa, M, that's dangerous.

insurance to protect ourselves from ourselves, makes sense to me...

OCCAM'S SLEDGE-O-MATIC · Post by **OCCAM'S SLEDGE-O-MATIC** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:12 am

[quote="robotland"]Last week I punched myself in the head after picking up a Coke can that I thought was full of lead..... (long story.)[/quote]

Ok, now see, that's just the sorta non-sequitor that gets my brain working...

You must be;

either a scientist working for Coca cola on a new "heavy" formula coke,

or

trying to speed up lead poisoning a relative or somesuch

or

a complete raving loony?

Will · Post by **Will** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:06 am

OCCAM'S SLEDGE-O-MATIC wrote:You must be;
either a scientist working for Coca cola on a new "heavy" formula coke,

Are you part of the conspiracy between coke and the American Dental Association? Are you trying to rot our teeth faster?

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:57 am

THE SECRET OF THE "LOADED" COKE CAN:
.....I cast shielding blocks for radiotherapy for my Day Job....they're a lead alloy with a really, really low melting point (158 degrees!) and I cast them in blocks of high-density foam. The cans filled with lead are used as weights to hold the foam down, and sometimes I'm sipping on a beverage and put the empty can down too close to the loaded ones.
I've found that I can scare the living crap out of the physics staff by lobbing one of those puppies at them, if I use reasonably convincing mime skills.

dougaldutch · Post by **dougaldutch** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:10 am

The image of you miming is now burned into my retina, complete with facepaint, gloves and skin tight black top <shudder> OK gotta stop now.

Last night I opened a cupboard door got the mug from the top shelf, then proceeded to walk into the door. Getting your glasses driven into your face is a fairly good reminder not to be so fuckin dense.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:33 am

dougaldutch wrote:The image of you miming is now burned into my retina, complete with facepaint, gloves and skin tight black top <shudder>.

DON'T LOOK- I'm Trapped In A Box! Now I'm Walking Into A Strong Wind!

Question: What is the CLAW side of the hammer for?
Answer: To open your forehead with on the backswing.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:21 pm

OCCAM'S SLEDGE-O-MATIC wrote:
robotland wrote:Last week I punched myself in the head after picking up a Coke can that I thought was full of lead..... (long story.)
Ok, now see, that's just the sorta non-sequitor that gets my brain working...

You must be;

either a scientist working for Coca cola on a new "heavy" formula coke,

or

trying to speed up lead poisoning a relative or somesuch

or

a complete raving loony?

ummm...PERM!