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Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:14 am

* crawls in window *

What's this? CHOCOLATE COINS?!?!?
I'M RICH! I'M FILTHY STINKING RICH!

* munch munch munch *

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:24 am

Good morning to all my lovely friends.

And good morning to the ugly ones too.

Coffee is ready.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:54 am

Thanks for the advice, Tisha. Be gentle.

It is not her fault that she is as she is.... I should not try and change her anymore than she me. She finds me too easy going & I find her too planning... never really "here" during dinner she wants to whip out a map, thought the Uffuzi Museum in Florence sucked becasue the guide book was not free, thinks everyone else in the world is stupid. EVERYTHING I say she returns with a "Really?", and does not beleive we exity out the right tr4ain door until the left does noit open "Oh, I guess you were riìght! All day every day to any declaritive statement.

She is young (23), and still thinks everyone sucks but her... tyhat will change with time. Still love her, but will see if we can turn it around tonight or split for the duration & meet the last day, April 26, in Paris to fly home.

I have got a new mantra for myself out of the deal... "Be where I am".

Meanwhile, I saw >LOTS od nipples & asses & pubic mons & did I say asses at the museum today?!

Heading back to Pontesieve B&B alone to get some reasonably priced beer instead of the 5 euro per bottle variety in Florence. Will toast to all my faults, piss them in the toilet & use the bidet to wash my sorry ass just for fun. Then I"ll toast to all Quinns many wonderous attributes, piss them in a bottle & drink them once again. She can be just that fucking good.

ChaO!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:55 am

Thanks for the advice, Tisha. Be gentle.

It is not her fault that she is as she is.... I should not try and change her anymore than she me. She finds me too easy going & I find her too planning... never really "here" during dinner she wants to whip out a map, thought the Uffuzi Museum in Florence sucked becasue the guide book was not free, thinks everyone else in the world is stupid. EVERYTHING I say she returns with a "Really?", and does not beleive we exity out the right tr4ain door until the left does noit open "Oh, I guess you were riìght! All day every day to any declaritive statement.

She is young (23), and still thinks everyone sucks but her... tyhat will change with time. Still love her, but will see if we can turn it around tonight or split for the duration & meet the last day, April 26, in Paris to fly home.

I have got a new mantra for myself out of the deal... "Be where I am".

Meanwhile, I saw >LOTS od nipples & asses & pubic mons & did I say asses at the museum today?!

Heading back to Pontesieve B&B alone to get some reasonably priced beer instead of the 5 euro per bottle variety in Florence. Will toast to all my faults, piss them in the toilet & use the bidet to wash my sorry ass just for fun. Then I"ll toast to all Quinns many wonderous attributes, piss them in a bottle & drink them once again. She can be just that fucking good.

ChaO!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:32 am

nipples... check your PM box, eh?
Like Easter eggs, info resides within...

sputnik, may you have many blessings this fine day!
(pours a mug of coffee)

Ah, what the heck... they're cheap. Blessings all around!!!

(heads out the door)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:36 am

Hi...Bye

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:21 am

nipples wrote: Meanwhile, I saw >LOTS od nipples & asses & pubic mons & did I say asses at the museum today?!

It's the [i[Flight to Egypt[/i] I swear!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:22 am

oH well, what I get for trying to be cleaver.

better have some coffee.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:27 am

Here's a nice big cuppa joe for your efforts.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:29 am

TA.

My new motto:

Tangle with Donkeys--Get into Trouble

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:36 am

Good morning, all you awesome, lovely folk!!!

(pulls a 1.75 of Makers from underneath her mysterious black cloak, sets it on the bar,,,) A little splash for the coffee? BTW, Sputnik, that coffee hits the spot this morning - thanks!!!

Trying to figure out this new map of the city... kinda fuzzy, looks kinda like a rorschach drawing... maybe it's just the aftereffects of that everclear and homestill stuff last night... wait... that *was* last night, wasn't it? What day is today? It's Wednesday, right??

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:38 am

Aren't you always Wednesday?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:16 am

>>groan<< Beware the everclear hangover... What nice daffodils... Beautiful, sunny day...

YIII !!!! Call Dr. Mbogo!!! QUICK!! I think I've lost it!!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:46 pm

Afternoon all, just popping in for few minutes.

Holy crap a deer just walk by my open patio door. Nothing like getting up close and personal to the wildlife.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:50 pm

Hey all. Time for an afternoon nip. Any suggestions?

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:52 pm

Hi sputnik, hmmmm ...

How about a martini, I just see that pick and think martini's

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:53 pm

i suggest Jamesons...

or if you are into mental shutdown, always opt for Vodka and 1000mg of Motrin. a nice little rocketship cocktail to painlessness...

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:54 pm

Picture or pic, not pick! Jeez, I can't wait for the edit to be up and running.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:07 pm

Blue, I'll take the martini.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:14 pm

Please excuse me while I practice playing this silly little love song for Giggles.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:24 pm

Sensei, you look damn good in a skirt.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:28 pm

I know that tune... isn't it "Play Misty for Me"?

A drink sounds good... can't decide between a Manhattan or a tall glass of iced henbane...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:31 pm

Ouch Sue, are you having chicken trouble?

<edited once to add "are you" and to test the edit feature>

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:06 pm

a shot of acid directly to the eyball works much quicker than on the toungue...I would never put a shot of acid on my eyeball,,, just testing the edit function. Ha!

It works!!! perhaps then I should try a shot of acid to the eyeball

ohh ohhhhhhhh! multiple edits are a go!!!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 2:07 pm

Hey, the edit works good!! Except... it's only good for an hour. Not bad, tho...

None of my ducks are in a row... they keep trying to crack my shell and I wanna fly the coop... AND they keep counting my chickens before they're hatched!

Sure seems like a Monday of a Friday!

Actually stole it from the "lemonade" stand Wednesday and Pugsley built - Iced Henbane, 25 cents...

Maybe a double manhattan, 101 Turkey, easy on the vermouth, 3 cherries?

(Changed cherries from 2 to 3 via edit)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:09 pm

OK, I'm back for a bit. My throat is getting sore. Time to hype myself up on echinacia, vitamin C and Zinc. Usually works.

Added this via edit.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:43 pm

For a while now, when I feel an icky-ness coming on, I'll use something that's loaded with all that good stuff in one thing. It 's like a tablet that you're supposed to disolve in water and drink. I just break 'em in half, chew 'em up, and wash 'em down with a gulp of whatever liquid I happen to be drinking.

It fizzles down into your gullet, you let out a burp and done. I'll Munch a couple a day until they're gone. A bit pricey, but still cheaper than that insurance that I can't afford.

Knocks it in the head, it would seem... so far so good.

(black cat digs into the magic ditty bag, pulls out an orange wafer and muches it. The fizzy bubbles swell his belly up and he begins to float into the air)

[hint at product name brand]Hey, look at me!!! I'm airborne!![/hint at product name brand]

Hey, the edit does work well... twice even

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:47 pm

For me it's all sinus trouble and the onley thing that seems to help is snorting warm, salty water.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:49 pm

snorting warm, salty water.

What a pleasant thought, fishie

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:54 pm

belive me, pleasure has nothing to do with it. But when I'm not fighting the pressure headache
Pure Joy.

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alcohol only kills the weak braincells.