Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro needs your dollies...aga

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:46 pm

Back for our sixth year (and third as the hosts of the Eplaya/3playa Meet & Greet) Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro ["The Biggest Little Theme Camp On The Playa"] we are again looking for more Barbies for our little "holiday camp". I will keep everyone updated on the running total and everyone is welcome to come by and visit their contributions. Please send them to: Dr. Pyro/PO Box 173/Penryn, CA 95663.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:23 am

Doc--do you mind if I warp them into Catholic Martyrdoms first?

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:27 am

Just so you all know -- if you send Doc your barbies, they'll never be the same!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:20 pm

BARBIE DEATH CAMP & WINE BISTRO COLLECTION UPDATE #1

Barbies collected to date from my friends on the e/3playa: 11! I wish to thank Dyna-Lite and the lovely Zanaru for their most generous and artful donation.

Cryptofishist, of course! You spent enough time with us last year to know that damn near anything goes. And blyslv, you're one to talk about beautiful little ladies never being the same; just look at your influence on eli3! And mazal tov again my friend!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:43 am

BARBIE DEATH CAMP & WINE BISTRO COLLECTION UPDATE #2:

Barbies (and other related stuff) collected by my friends on the e-playa and 3playa to date: 14! Thanks for the three dolls sent to the post office by "Barbie Anonymous". They will be put to very good use.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:05 am

Doc
I was channel surfing the other day and saw a commercial for barbies with light up fairy wings.

This is becoming disturbingly self-referential. Although, I don't see them marketing a fully playafied barbie in my lifetime.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:34 pm

Well, they certainly ought to! Naked, red eyes, dehydrated, flaming on shrooms, sticking a heel to the groin of frat boyz, sucking down yet another glass of wine, twitching because their E is not having the desired effect, turning down another campmate for a brief and meaningless affair, bitching about the dust, pueling about this not being at all like at home, how Burning Man was so much better last year, and that real burners would never come in an RV. Yup, I can certainly see where there would be a market for that!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:30 am

Yeah, but mattell doesn't like to sell fiesty.

Although, how they can delude themselves that their product is wholesome is beyond me.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:50 am

Suns out, yard sales, and i am on the prowl. There must be a BarBie in this mess some where.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:43 am

Hey Doc,

Have you checked out The Visible Barbie Project yet?

http://www.trygve.com/visible_barbie.html

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:32 am

Excellent site, Badger. We may have to ste, uh, I mean borrow some of their ideas. Thanks for the heads up!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:31 pm

BARBIE DEATH CAMP & WINE BISTRO COLLECTION UPDATE #3

Thanks to our first international contribution, the number of Barbies and thier ilk collected to date: 15! I would like to thank Grizelda for her/his nice contribution of a brunette Barbie with a tooth blacked out, tattoos tastefully displayed, and completely naked to add to our little "holiday camp". Grizelda hails from Nepean, Ontario Canada which, after looking it up in my atlas, is just outside of Ottawa and appears to be a rather large city, for any of you who care. But the fact remains, thank you very much for your kind contribution and e-playans, keep those Barbies (and anything else you think should be displayed in, uh, an art exhibit of this nature) coming!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:03 am

I have a "Tonsure Barbie" with amazing body tattoos. Still trying to figur the best thing for her naked skull.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:49 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I have a "Tonsure Barbie" with amazing body tattoos. Still trying to figur the best thing for her naked skull.

~ Heads need to be shaved as well as the rest. Keeps the lice and crouch crickets at bay in the camp.

Grizelda · Post by **Grizelda** » Fri May 06, 2005 6:30 am

You're welcome, Dr. Pyro. I bought her on an impulse in a second hand junk store just cause she was kinda freaky looking, then had no idea what to do with her. You seemed like someone who might have an idea.

dougaldutch · Post by **dougaldutch** » Thu May 12, 2005 2:40 am

A wee question. I may have come into possession of some barbie furniture (http://www.toysinthemail.com/th_barbie- ... er-set.jpg), is that also desireable or just plain dolls and no nonsense. It is yours if you want it

DougalD

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:33 am

I'm sure Doc would accept the furniture. He could always tie barbies to it, for instance.

Now that I think of it, I'm cutting the skullcap off tonsure barbie's head, but am not quite sure what I'll have bursting out of it.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:53 am

Onr hat for this year a skullcap fitted into a visor cap with worms comig out. Like in the good " DR. opened a whole can of worms" Might put Cambels soup lable on it.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri May 13, 2005 4:33 am

DougalD, we would welcome the addition. In the past we have been gifted everything from the well-known Barbie Corvette to a Barbie airplane (who knew?). Two years ago we were even sent six director chairs (of which only three remain) which we use as sexual props. So our imagination can run wild if given the proper motivation. Send it along!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:31 am

I am so making polymer clay dildoes.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:36 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I am so making polymer clay dildoes.

~
A men. YOu are one worped person. I think I like ya.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:41 am

Ta.
<giggle>

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I am so making polymer clay dildoes.

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Pray tell whatwould you do with a Ken dolls brain¿¿¿¿

Cowboy · Post by **Cowboy** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:07 pm

Exactly what will happen to my Barbies if I send them? Can I just bring them with me in suitcase, provided I do not get labeled as a Barbie Terrosist at the airport!!

Do you want anything Barbie, or just the Dolls?

Thanks,

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:11 pm

Any thing Barbie, up to and including awful german songs about her.

I Have discovered that Barbies (or at least this counterfeit barbie I'm working on--not a knock off a counterfeit) take to nail polish painting very well. She now seems like an outerspace creepy armoured vixen in a uniquely disturbing way. I will be bringing her and her sisters in all their colored glory. I'm up to 7, but I think I stashed 3 more someplace.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:29 pm

Scored three barbies this afternoon. They look to good. It may take a little work to get them in shape for the Good Doctor Pyro.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:58 pm

BARBIE DEATH CAMP & WINE BISTRO COLLECTION UPDATE #4:

Barbie collected from my friends and supporters on the eplaya and 3playa to date: 16! I would like to thank Princess Honey B for her donation of a talking Barbie. Too bad we can't reprogram her to say blindly obscene things, but maybe in '06. Thank you for all of your support, we do take anything you would like to add to our little "holiday camp", come by for an Otter Pop or wine, and am looking forward to seeing what other kind of dastardly deeds you can inflict upon Barbie. We have had some real winners!

Doc

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:34 pm

My 10 year old has decided that she is done with Barbies...hahaha

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:59 am

Doc, I'm working on Barbie's head popped off to make way for a dinosaur head and now the dinosaur head is eating the original head Barbie.

Complete with Wooley Mammoth pet.

Among others. But I passed on the Barbie Winnebago and Pop Star Sound Stage--money issues.

MissNev · Post by **MissNev** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:00 am

Hey Doc, any postings yet on this years meet and greet?