The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon May 16, 2005 1:47 pm

Fuck the chat masked one, drinking is the agenda of the day.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 16, 2005 2:28 pm

Techno
I don't know if the buddy thing does much good--it lets you know when you're buddies are on-line. I still like it that so many people have asked. Warm fuzzies and all.
Crypto

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon May 16, 2005 4:03 pm

technopatra wrote:oh excpet that I'll be playing around with this buddy system thing...does it do any good?

LOOK, LOOK, ITS TECHNOPATRA!

I knew I saw here, see, I even took a picture.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon May 16, 2005 4:30 pm

helitack wrote:... drinking is the agenda of the day.

Among others... >grins<

Ahhh, time for a martini to crack the books by...last half of finals week. Got told by IRS they fuc!ed up my tax returns so I can't cash the refund check. Something about doing my '03 return as '04's.

They better hurry up, tho.. I got a camp to finish!!

Better make that a double, Tanq, with fume d'superdry vermouth, and some *hot* veggies..

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 16, 2005 5:24 pm

**jaunts into the bar, places a dime in the jukebox, D32, a Billy Idol tune**

I'll have a Giggling Nipples, please. A shot of raspberry vodka, a shot of rum, a shot of Maker's, a shot of tequila, a little wine, a little OJ, shaken, not stirred please... Yeah, that oughta do it. Fuuuuuuuuuck. This shit has some KICK! **cough cough** I was sooooooo productive today. I even moved the Move Date up! Anxious to get out on the road! Mmmm, I'm feeeling like some BLT's on whole grain toasted bread.

**slirps another swig**

Today is my Saturday. Let the party begin!!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon May 16, 2005 6:30 pm

Monkeypoo, you are one happy camper. I'm having what you're having.

<tries jukebox too...B9...B-52s 'Hero Worship'>

gotta love those lyrics...come on Karaoke!

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon May 16, 2005 6:34 pm

OK, I'm in... I need a boilerbreaker...

2 shots Makers
2 shots 151
2 shots Jaegarmeister
and a ca-legal Everclear floater, lit on fire...

Damn woman! I think I'd call that a Jumpstart

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon May 16, 2005 6:38 pm

Iso! How nice to see you here. Let's dance!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon May 16, 2005 6:56 pm

Damn, I gotta go.

night all!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:00 pm

Shit. Just when I cracked open another 12 bos of Milwaukee's Best Ice. Damn you Sput.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon May 16, 2005 7:07 pm

I'll take a Milwaukee's Best, How's you folks doing tonight?

Wakawaka · Post by **Wakawaka** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:15 pm

Doin' good my man. Having some white wine of some sort or other, thinking about what to have for dinner. Not very exciting I'm afraid.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:09 pm

Hmmm.
I heard a girl laugh awhile ago
from a giggling nipple reference....

~motions to barkeep~

Been a very good day
until i thought of love for me.

Made something nice at work.
I like it a lot.

I suck though. Which is not a revelation, or what makes me sad.
What makes me sad is that before i was in love, i sucked but
could not disappoint anyone else as evidence of my suckitudinousity.

fucked in my head
when in love i am a wreck
ask you please to go

~signals barkeep, waving wildly now for a giggling nipple or two, yes please two~

paps · Post by **paps** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:13 pm

you been sad before
shake it off no sorry ass
smile all day long

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:14 pm

I would like to stand up here and now and state that I do NOT think that Nipples sucks. Actually, I think that he is fun and too hard on himself. Now, I don't want to hear about suckiness. You hear me? Don't make me find you... I know where you live (sort of) but I'm sure I could find you.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:17 pm

Oh, and thank you for sending the pics, Nipples. I got them in the mail today and they brightened my day. *smooch*

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:17 pm

think i am with them
your girl is so very fine
simply giggle more

yo, nipples!
it's me!
yeah! me!
just slow down
and breathe.
that is all.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:23 pm

thanks for your advice
feeling better from breathing
from suck is no less

~takes drink, biblically~

Ahh. Thanks bartender!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:34 pm

Just read your words to me.
Thank you, BlueNiteOwl.

It is weird, I know, that I think I suck when
in love, but when not in love do not
worry it to that extent.

Skøl Pifisken!

~raises glass in toast~

Got your message, Miss Blue, about the camping trip in June.
Will call for details soon.

Over.

Over.

I said Over!

~bangs walkie talkie on bar til stop~

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon May 16, 2005 10:41 pm

brings fingers together in a maniacal way

[accent] Eggcellent [/accent]

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Mon May 16, 2005 10:48 pm

my heinous is puge
taught to rip mine own ore vein
do you know us still

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Mon May 16, 2005 10:52 pm

this is how we dance
brooklyn beat salt lake city
shaking beams our tent

~drinks leftover shots on bar~

arrgh. blrrmppff. burp.

Wakawaka · Post by **Wakawaka** » Mon May 16, 2005 11:33 pm

Damn, I thought it was kareoke night not poetry readings, I'm outa here. See you guys Tuesday.[/i]

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue May 17, 2005 4:07 am

* Shuffles in goes behind bar and starts the coffee *

This'll surprise sputnik , he'll probably through it out before he figures out it's fresh.

sorry fishie can't manage the French press this time of day..

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue May 17, 2005 6:02 am

What the hell!

Z you keep messing with my mind.

I'm needing this bad today. Thanks.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue May 17, 2005 5:41 pm

Hiya all....Zule, miss you. Red Bull and Robitussin please.....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue May 17, 2005 6:37 pm

Red bull and robitussin, comin up.

Me, I'm going to have another one of those things Sue was having the other night.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue May 17, 2005 7:05 pm

Hey Spput, sweetie, while you're at it I could use another one of those Boilerbursters... Make it a double.

The world is goinmg to shit tonight, followed by a miserable and horrid day, and I'm just... well...

Better start me with a beer so I can cry in it while I'm waiting...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue May 17, 2005 7:15 pm

12 box of beer for you, here ya go.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue May 17, 2005 7:35 pm

Heya, how's kicks?