A few words about self reliance and depending
on "friends" on the playa........
Because You are my friend: Depend on me....
When you are sad...
..I will get you drunk and help you
plot revenge against the sorry
bastard who made you sad
When you are worried...
..I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be
and to quit whining
When you smile...
..I`ll know you finally got laid
When you are blue...
..I`ll try to dislodge
whatever is choking you
When you are confused...
..I will use little words to explain
it to your dumb ass
When you are sick...
..Stay away, til you`re better
I don`t want whatever you have
When you fall...
..I will point and laugh
at your silly clumsy ass
Why? Because you are my friend!
Be Prepared for your Friends....
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EvilDustBooger
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pompatus
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I Love It!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT........
After reading this my mind is finally at ease. With this year going to be my first year I was worried about "fitting in" or offending anyone, but if this is the type of sense of humor that at least some of the people at Burning Man have I know I will fit in just fine.
pompatus
"People mock what they fear, and they fear what they do not understand"- Author Unknown
After reading this my mind is finally at ease. With this year going to be my first year I was worried about "fitting in" or offending anyone, but if this is the type of sense of humor that at least some of the people at Burning Man have I know I will fit in just fine.
pompatus
"People mock what they fear, and they fear what they do not understand"- Author Unknown
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Nightterror
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When you are "blue"
and you've lost your jacket..
...I will give you water and a
place to rest
When you lose the shrooms
you keep in your shoe...
...I will give you a flashlight and
help you search
When you need a place
to hide out....
...I will share your booze
and give you sanctuary
When you are alone...
...I will put on a fashion
show in the street
Why? Cause my wife told me to. And you are my friend.
and you've lost your jacket..
...I will give you water and a
place to rest
When you lose the shrooms
you keep in your shoe...
...I will give you a flashlight and
help you search
When you need a place
to hide out....
...I will share your booze
and give you sanctuary
When you are alone...
...I will put on a fashion
show in the street
Why? Cause my wife told me to. And you are my friend.
I express my excitement by brutally interrogating whomever is nearby
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EvilDustBooger
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Hahaha! Well said NightTerror my friend, You speak True!
You sir, are certainly no one to be questioned by.....
...and your Wife is truly an Angel...mercy....
So...how deep into Pyramid lake have you been?
I understand it gets pretty deep and cold.....
So many questions
So much bandwidth
So little time ...
We`ll talk....friendly like....I`ll ask the questions... my inquisitive friend.
I`ll PM ya L8r
EviLLe
You sir, are certainly no one to be questioned by.....
...and your Wife is truly an Angel...mercy....
So...how deep into Pyramid lake have you been?
I understand it gets pretty deep and cold.....
So many questions
So much bandwidth
So little time ...
We`ll talk....friendly like....I`ll ask the questions... my inquisitive friend.
I`ll PM ya L8r
EviLLe