Have you found my Penis?

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Post by Davoid » Mon May 23, 2005 2:12 am

If I said "It's probably fucked, dude", would that make you sad, or happy?
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue May 24, 2005 11:12 am

I sure do!

But I warn women (and men, if he's going hole crazy) that you are only get half the man he was, but many would say it was my better half!


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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:47 am

leaving soon for BM taking the long way there, but still without my woody. this is the longest he's been gone. I'm ashamed to find out where's he been. He's a slut and will just about fuck anything that's wet and smooth. I'm sure I'll find him on the playa hiding in some hole.

If you happen to find him stick him in a hole where he'll stay for hours and hours.


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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:49 am

nipples wrote:hands not big enough
fingered dike in amsterdamn
penis now saves town
just worth repeating.

we miss you nipples.
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Post by Lorgasm » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:50 am

Don't worry. We have your penis covered.
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:51 am

Lorgasm wrote:Don't worry. We have your penis covered.
whoa, that is a relief.
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:35 pm

Hey throw a net over it I need it back. He's having all the fun and i'm just peeing on my balls here.

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Post by nogganoodle » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:38 pm

I must admit AIiZ I always thought you were a laydee :shock:
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:52 pm

Oh where oh where has our Woodrow gone
Where oh where can he be?
Is he small and short or large and long?
Oh where oh where can he be?
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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:13 pm

Woodrow is whittling away the hours in solitary confinement in Soledad, some people say.....other people think he's joined the machine gun wing of the Hare Krishnas, still others say that he married a rich lady from Bird City Kansas, who keeps him busy around the farm......
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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:10 pm

Caught him.....fuck....had him.

slippery little devil, isn't he.

Oops....sorry..Slippery HUGE devil...yeah that's it HUGE.

Damn near had him too.
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Post by mojo » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:19 pm

If you want Woodrow, just whistle. You remember, just pucker up and blow......
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:20 pm

Lorgasm wrote:Caught him.....f*ck....had him.

slippery little devil, isn't he.

Oops....sorry..Slippery HUGE devil...yeah that's it HUGE.

Damn near had him too.
And if a superkitty in a cape cant catch him, can anyone?

Well at least we know why A II Z sits down to pee.
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Post by Monkeypoo » Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:14 pm

I saw a penis on a webcam a few weeks ago. Was that him?
I think your penis is making money on the internet doing porn,
so he can get to Burning Man to hook up with you again.
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Post by BAS » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:56 pm

I thought he had a consulting job at the White House...?


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Post by geekster » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:07 pm

Sounds like a typical case of apophallation to me.
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:17 pm

Sam's got a case of VC flashbacks, he'll be ok, just don't look at his scars....
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:15 pm

Lorgasm wrote:Caught him.....fuck....had him.

slippery little devil, isn't he.

Oops....sorry..Slippery HUGE devil...yeah that's it HUGE.

Damn near had him too.
He's HUGE. Oh No he's been to Yucca Mountain and now He's the 20 Foot Penis. Hmmm his next step should be....? The Attack of the Lincoln Tunnel!
Ohhhhhh Noooooo!
Monkeypoo wrote:I saw a penis on a webcam a few weeks ago. Was that him?
I think your penis is making money on the internet doing porn,
so he can get to Burning Man to hook up with you again.
A 20' penis in a porno. Ouch! Must be hooked up with the 50' woman. She's a knockout if I remember. Simply the finest woman, one would ever have in a wet dream.


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nogganoodle wrote:I must admit AIiZ I always thought you were a laydee :shock:
What made you think that?
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