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Post by Kinetic IV » Sun May 15, 2005 4:09 pm

Tigerlillie??? Didn't De Facto use a sock puppet named Tigerlily? An interesting name for an account created earlier today, dont'cha think?

And on to Iso....I admire ANY man who is comfortable with themselves enough to do drag. And in this case he's not only doing drag, he's doing it with class. I see those kinds of entertainers several times per week (KC's own Belle Starr, Roz Ryan, Monika Dawn, and many others come to mind) and have been around them for years...and Iso looks absolutely fabulous in that picture. Now we don't see eye to eye, but if she looks good, she looks good. There's no sense in saying otherwise even if we don't get along.

And you need to check your keyboard. Your CAPS LOCK key is stuck.
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Post by tigerlillie » Sun May 15, 2005 4:34 pm

No, my caps are not stuck, just making sure I got my point across to you, I am not saying anything about Iso, She does look okay in drag...
if that is what you are into..hell, some men make better looking women than women do... 8) since you are around them SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK AT THE GAY/CROSS DRESSING BARS why don't you give try it as a new performing art? and no I am not de facto's tigerlilly...........or is de fucko's or whoever's sock puppet

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.........You don't say.................

Post by Last Real Burner » Mon May 16, 2005 1:19 am

artcrash wrote:....Speaking of shit....you other two whiners ( you know who you are ) will be happy to know that after my epiphany during my feces sitting I am sure I will become the beautiful burners you two surely are....and will embrace nothing but love peace and your humorless attitude....

My work here is done....



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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon May 16, 2005 8:57 am

tigerlillie wrote:hell, some men make better looking women than women do...
Darn tooten'. And if they want the burden of feminity, I'm happy to allot them mine.
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hmmm ...

Post by jmdinn » Thu May 19, 2005 5:49 pm

I'm wondering what kind of narrow-minded obese makes the statement:

"<<insert experience here>> is not real life"
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Narrow Minds

Post by tigerlillie » Thu May 19, 2005 6:20 pm

No, BM is not real life, in real life,or everyday life, the majority of people don't run around on a desert in a temporary made up city running around butt ass naked, doing any and all sorts of drugs from soft drugs to the hard core shit, have sex and orgies in the open and have places open that you can flog people for pleasure, ride mechanical toys for orgasms, sorry that is not everyday reality, I am not saying that doesn't happen because I am not [i][u]narrow minded to beleive this crap doesn't go on it is just secreted away in the closets. I have traveled all over the world and seen many things so I can rule out the narrow minded argument on my side. Several people I know claim they old onto the old meaning and represent the true and old essence of BM but yet they are setting double standards and show them both on and off the boards etc, until I meet more people who contradict those types, my theory is the same hypocrisy at its best and a grand vacation for one week in the desert for free will and no rules/regulations and screw regular laws and federal laws. :twisted: :evil: :x :!: :?: :!:

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Post by othereye » Thu May 19, 2005 9:32 pm

Wait, wait, wait.....

Boston, MA is now Seattle? Crap. I thought it was hard enough getting into B-town with all the construction. Now I'm going to have to leave the state to get to my state capitol!
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Whoo-hoo! Hot one!

Post by jmdinn » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:17 am

"... running around butt ass naked, doing any and all sorts of drugs from soft drugs to the hard core shit, have sex and orgies in the open and have places open that you can flog people for pleasure, ride mechanical toys for orgasms, sorry that is not everyday reality, ..."

1. If you're not naked daily, you're completely square.
2. The vast majority of burners aren't high, they're just freaky and appear high to obese squares ("Wow! That dude's wearing a skirt! He MUST be on drugs!").
3. Sex, orgies, and floggings are very much a part of routine life for many people who aren't narrow-minded squares. I invite you to experience the flourishing real life kink scene in Seattle (though, I hear the scene in Portland and San Fran is even better). Unless, you ARE a narrow-minded square. In which case, I invite you to please continue wasting oxygen in whichever red-republican-conservative-evangellical state you're currently residing in.
4. If you actually think that millions of women are buying mechanical vibrating toys because they make great massagers, then you're not only narrow and square; you're also a complete idiot.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to hammer down my point, which seemingly eluded you the first time around: To say that any life experience is not real life is relatively ludicrous, as that life experience was in fact a REAL EXPERIENCE. That's all I was getting at, you narrow-minded obese.

And if it were true that traveling all over the world made one any less narrow-minded, then there would be far fewer homophobes coming out of today's military.

As for double standards, and hypocrisy: We all know what you're getting at, and most of us agree, but neither of those words are truly accurate discriptors. But how else do you describe a community that preaches radical self-reliance, yet supports hundreds of people each year that come to the event with little more than a ticket, a lawn chair, and a willingness to contribute?

By the way:
There is no OLD meaning of Burning Man.
There is no TRUE meaning of Burning Man.

There is only what it means to you right now.

To me, that's the entire point.

ps. thanks: I haven't had this much fun harassing a narrow-minded obese in a long time!
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AAAAATTEN----HUTTTTTT.............

Post by Last Real Burner » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:22 am

Burningman is not real life? Of course not silly....

it's the one time a year I get to wear a suit.


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Re: AAAAATTEN----HUTTTTTT.............

Post by unjonharley » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:27 am

Last Real Burner wrote:Burningman is not real life? Of course not silly....

it's the one time a year I get to wear a suit.






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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:30 am

Self inflicted??
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Post by Last Real Burner » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:33 am

Why I odda, I'll show you.....





>>>>>>>>Trey's Ass Pic Here<<<<<<<<





~ok I could'nt do that kind of mean and thoughtless stuff to a bunch of newbies~

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:36 am

Last Real Burner wrote: ~ok I could'nt do that kind of mean and thoughtless stuff to a bunch of newbies~
How will they ever learn?
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Re: Whoo-hoo! Hot one!

Post by safetythird » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:39 am

jmdinn wrote:I invite you to please continue wasting oxygen in whichever red-republican-conservative-evangellical state you're currently residing in.
Does your pussy still hurt from the election? Get over it, move on and do something about it if you don't like the results. I'm pretty sure insulting people isn't the best way to win their support.
jmdinn wrote:As for double standards, and hypocrisy:
Yeah, see above.
jmdinn wrote: I haven't had this much fun harassing a narrow-minded obese in a long time!
Um .. <channel Inigo Montoya>That word you keep saying. I don't think it means what you think it means. </channel>

Obese is an adjective, not a noun. What you got against fat people, anyways?

Sounds like you could use that pent up energy in a more constructive way. People are still people even when posting to a BB. It might be a good idea to remember that before you jump on the flame wagon. Your attitude here sure makes me want to avoid you on the playa. I know I don't need that kind of negative energy around me.

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and ................breath......

Post by Last Real Burner » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:50 am

~checking armpits~ was it something i said?.........

Image I sure hope so.....




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Post by stuart » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:37 am

Sex, orgies, and floggings are very much a part of routine life for many people who aren't narrow-minded squares.
I resent the implication that just because I don't swing and include intentionally inflicted pain in my sex life that I am not as cool or as burny as you. Fuck off hipster.
call me baby

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Who's Yo' Daddy?......

Post by Last Real Burner » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:55 am

I'm here to change all that right now baby.....


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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:24 pm

Sex, orgies, and floggings are very much a part of routine life for many people who aren't narrow-minded squares.
And for some who are.


I've been thinking about Hoover lately for instance.
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Agreed

Post by jmdinn » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:08 pm

It's true.
I have a deep and profound prejudice against fat people.
And conservative christians.

I also hate tomatoes.
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On a different note:

Post by jmdinn » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:10 pm

I think our world is due for a new high-profile cross dresser.

Can we peition the DNC about that?
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Re: Agreed

Post by unjonharley » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:31 pm

jmdinn wrote:It's true.
I have a deep and profound prejudice against fat people.
And conservative christians.

I also hate tomatoes.
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What the hell is "conservative christian"? Bet you can not tell me what christian means.
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Post by Kinetic IV » Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:54 pm

I understand disliking christ-o-holics who want to kill your rights....but you dislike fat people? And what defines fat anyway? I'm sitting here thinking of an article I read about the BMI's of specific NFL players. I doubt anyone would consider many of them fat. When you apply arbitrary measurements as a tool to discriminate...it gets into slippery slope territory.
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Post by tigerlillie » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:52 pm

Ok, talk about narrow minded? WHO THE HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO JUDGE PEOPLE? Might, I so kindly point out, by the look of your picture some that you are one of your obese christian conservative's trying to break out of their molds and shock their oh...maybe...lets..seee, do you come from a well, to do family from a Conservative Christian Republican East Coast background that you are trying to shed and you are trying to shock everybody back home by your behavior? Is this the point of your game? Problem is, I get paid to hear peoples problems on a daily basis such as this at a pretty penny at that, sheesh, and I am telling you what is wrong with you for free. My customary charge is 185.00 per hour.

You my freak fest friend are the one in need of an education in the real world because what you experience is not normal, oh yea, Bush sucks ass, so did Kerry...so who was left to vote for? or who was the lesser of the two evils if you can answer that question I might consider you to somewhat educated freaktard. turning off flame thrower........backlash expected to come...and waiting..........


Real Last Burner....I loved your reply.."its the one day of the year you can wear your suit, I liked that one....and cryptofish, Safetythird's replies..

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Post by unjonharley » Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:23 pm

Put the crack pipe down and back away slowly.
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~ouch~

Post by Last Real Burner » Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:25 pm

Image





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Post by Kinetic IV » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:23 pm

I'm sure glad I have a strong proxy right about now. It offered an unexpected bonus: Eye protection. All I see is a partial cheek and not the whole shocking image.
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Post by unjonharley » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:45 am

Oh! Damn! I have a 27 inch screen. Note: need to sit back more.
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Post by Last Real Burner » Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:12 pm

unjonharley wrote:Oh! Damn! I have a 27 inch screen. Note: need to sit back more.
either that or interact with the picture..... :wink:
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Post by unjonharley » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:52 pm

Last Real Burner wrote:
unjonharley wrote:Oh! Damn! I have a 27 inch screen. Note: need to sit back more.
either that or interact with the picture..... :wink:


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Re: Whoo-hoo! Hot one!

Post by HughMungus » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:02 pm

jmdinn wrote:
If you're not naked daily, you're completely square...whichever red-republican-conservative-evangellical state you're currently residing in...there would be far fewer homophobes coming out of today's military.

...double standards, and hypocrisy...
Stereotypes suck, too.
It's what you make it.

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