Why does Larry wear that stupid hat all the time?

NightDragon · Post by **NightDragon** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:07 pm

Sounds like the little boy needs some loving ! inside of hitting.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:12 pm

There is a no profanity rule in the eplaya rules. I would hate to get banned for using the FUCK word.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:15 pm

<snort>

I think those are the run of the mill phpbb rules... I'd be surprised if the eplaya codifies *that* particular one.

Then again. I am often surprised.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:16 pm

I don't think they're willing to simply sweep away all the folks that would leave if that ever happened.

Iago · Post by **Iago** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:20 pm

Sorry K, it was meant as a joke, just kidding around if you know what I mean, not an attack . Maybe it came across the wrong way. I LOVE LYDIA (I just love the way that rolls off the end of my tongue) I think I'll say it again "I LoVE LYDIA!" Maybe I should have put a smily thing behind it, but then I would have had to contend with Badger addiction.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:24 pm

Well I knew you were joking! I just hadn't come up with any sort of reply that was coherent...

I'll take all da love I can get.

Where was I? Oh ya. They'll have to pry fuck outta my cold dead fingers.

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:10 pm

Sorta like in Clerks?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:11 pm

Sorta like in Clerks?

Fuck.

Yes.

Todd in Seattle · Post by **Todd in Seattle** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:32 pm

This probably belongs in the Crush thread, but since were all in agreement on the subject of Lydia, I thought it would look good here:

My life was wrapped around the circus.
Her name was Lydia.
I met her at the world's fair in 1900, marked down from 1940.
Ah, Lydia.

She was the most glorious creature
Under the su-un.
Guiess. DuBarry. Garbo.
Rolled into one.

Oooooooh

Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Lydia, the Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
And a torso even more so.

Lydia oh lydia, that encyclopedia,
Oh Lydia the Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too.
And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue,

You can learn a lot from Lydia.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world,
If you step up and tell-her-where.
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Par-ee,
Or Washington crossing the Delaware.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Lydia oh lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Oh Lydia the Tattooed Lady
When her muscles start relaxin',
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopedia, oh Lydia the queen of them all!
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
With a view of Niagara that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.

You can learn a lot from Lydia.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso.
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.
Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trilon.
Over on the West Coast we have Treaure Island.
Here's Najinsky a-doin' the rhumba.
Here's her social security numba.

{whistles}

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia that encyclopedia,
Oh Lydia the champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
For he went and married Lydia.

I said Lydia {He said Lydia}

I said Lydia {We said Lydia}

La La!

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:42 pm

alliterations
of Lydia Love leave lick
lashes that linger

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:44 pm

oh... my... gawd.

I'm blushing here. But I still won't use the blushy fuckin smiley.

Iago · Post by **Iago** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:48 pm

Ooh, Um, My Gosh, I can't compete with that! But, I saw her first, take that, you... you... embezzler you...

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:51 pm

Line forms on the left...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:13 pm

So... I take it y'all don't think I've armored myself with bitterness and sorrow or whatever. Or wait... is that part of the appeal?

Regardless. I'm blowing you all kisses right this minute.

Iago · Post by **Iago** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:29 pm

Hey, Todd in Seattle,
I just went back and read that poem at lot closer and now I know where Larry get's all his theme 'ideas' from (Lydia). We've all been duped, it's just P T Barnum recycled again into this Century. Ah God!, wouldn't it be great to call it what it really is: A Circus... I think I posted too much today and should go to bed now and if I'm lucky I'll forget all this by morning...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:39 pm

Hey Iago - while yer gone my avatar is gonna rough yer avatar up some.

Iago · Post by **Iago** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:43 pm

Lydia Love wrote:So... I take it y'all don't think I've armored myself with bitterness and sorrow or whatever. Or wait... is that part of the appeal?

Regardless. I'm blowing you all kisses right this minute.

Blowing them back at you sweetie, of course this might only be a one night stand? Then there is always tomorrow... (insert smoochy smiley here)

Iago · Post by **Iago** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:47 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Hey Iago - while yer gone my avatar is gonna rough yer avatar up some.

I like it ruff, I love it when you talk dirty too me...

Bye bye, beddy time for ol' Iago

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:53 pm

G'night.

rogue agent · Post by **rogue agent** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:33 pm

Kinetic wrote: And while I'm ranting, I'm going to ask for guest account posting rights to be turned off, and to say one person, one account. This multiple posting thing is confusing, and I want to know who it is that I'm talking to.

How do you plan on identifying unique people? Email addresses? I have about 10 that I use with any regularity; there are dozens if not hundreds of free email services scattered across the Internet (here's one of the cooler ones I've found, that creates temporary accounts that auto-expire after a set time: http://www.jetable.org/ ). And people just won't put up with anything more complicated or invasive.

I think you're just gonna have to get used to it.

RA

No Way · Post by **No Way** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 6:38 am

9, 1, lust4life so many edits ??

Got a little shy being wierd on us ? or did you piss some one off ? Going into hiding ??? Wimp.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 6:43 am

rogue agent wrote:
Kinetic wrote: And while I'm ranting, I'm going to ask for guest account posting rights to be turned off, and to say one person, one account. This multiple posting thing is confusing, and I want to know who it is that I'm talking to.
How do you plan on identifying unique people? Email addresses? I have about 10 that I use with any regularity; there are dozens if not hundreds of free email services scattered across the Internet (here's one of the cooler ones I've found, that creates temporary accounts that auto-expire after a set time: http://www.jetable.org/ ). And people just won't put up with anything more complicated or invasive.

I think you're just gonna have to get used to it.

RA

RA, you just made my day with that link. THANK YOU! I have a real use for that service.

And your right, I'm going to have to get used to it. I understand now.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:01 am

starting today, i'm having a major bash at my home.

band practice
november games
make your own utilikilt
dancing our asses off
fire sports
hot tubbin

just to mention a few.

where: 6608 cutting blvd

when: i'm waiting.....

h - 510-232914
c - 415-596-4874

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 7:47 am

Damn...it costs a lot of money for a quick one day flight out and back to SF.....or I'd consider making it. And if I didn't have this cold that kept me out of work....

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:29 am

Lydia Love wrote:So... I take it y'all don't think I've armored myself with bitterness and sorrow or whatever. Or wait... is that part of the appeal?

Regardless. I'm blowing you all kisses right this minute.

We'll always have the Beer Can Moment....

<sigh>

No Way · Post by **No Way** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:23 pm

alice wrote:starting today, i'm having a major bash at my home.

band practice
november games
make your own utilikilt
dancing our asses off
fire sports
hot tubbin

just to mention a few.

where: 6608 cutting blvd

when: i'm waiting.....

h - 510-232914
c - 415-596-4874

I will be there in spirit, sounds like much fun !

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:35 pm

Lydia Love wrote:
So... I take it y'all don't think I've armored myself with bitterness and sorrow or whatever. Or wait... is that part of the appeal?

Regardless. I'm blowing you all kisses right this minute.

We'll always have the Beer Can Moment....

<sigh>

Tell ya what darlin - next year you save 'em up and we'll crush 'em

TOGETHER!

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:39 pm

I still miss the Princess, but Alice sounds like a lot more fun!

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:16 am

Hey, SF is only a four hour drive from Reno. I get paid on Friday, so anytime after that, you just let me know...

Why does Larry wear that stupid hat all the time?

So Whatz up 9, 1, lust4life ?

invite to the love shack

Re: invite to the love shack