The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:02 pm

I'll gift Joel with a proper punishment for that one. Carrot juice for you, heli.

I'm not fucking cute.

The first time I was called a wench on a regular basis it was in high school...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:02 pm

Barwench! Aye, nice, tho you need one of those fyne Rennaisance bodices, the ones that put it all out there... >>giggles<<

Hey wait... Before you slip Heli the Carrot juice, mind if I dump a couple shots of Cuervo into it?? >>grins<<

Maker's Manhattan with a couple evercleared cherries, por favor??

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Always trust your boss to make you work in the middle of a good carouse!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:04 pm

CRACK'S BACK!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:05 pm

Heli, I've been reading that thread since November or something and you Apoliptika or whatevers just kick arse. Fucking nutzx.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:05 pm

Like I always said, better a wench than a winch - if you can't get it up on your own, what good is it? >>grins<<

BTW, them bodices are cute... but you cannot breathe in the damn things! AND your boobs hurt afterwards... (Well, mine do.)

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Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:06 pm

good evening Joel

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:07 pm

Pour it in. I'll make your drink while i'm taking my crack, darlin.' And it's more bustiers than bodices these days. Times they are a changin' you know.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:07 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:CRACK'S BACK!!!

Saw that, but I'm going to stick around here for a while.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:09 pm

No one ever calls me cute. Fuckos. Hey Rian, can i have some of yours?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:09 pm

Waist cinchers are really tight. But it's almost like a bear hug... for awhile... and then you want to breathe...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:11 pm

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:12 pm

gosh Bucket everybody thinks your cute in the special buckethead kind of way

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:12 pm

Is he looking??

(Glug glug glug...)

Hmmm, more than a couple shots. Darn. Maybe he won't notice? >>giggles<<

Bustiers, Bodices... I'm still looking for a *good* leather halter - them things are gettin' hard to find, and my old one is just too small...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:15 pm

helitack wrote:Are you trying to get me drunk?

Who?? Me????

(Semi-uninnocently winks at Heli)

Would I do a thing like that??

Let's just call it... ummm... "Interrigation preparation"...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:15 pm

WARNING: after augmentation wardrobe changes may be required.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:19 pm

Thanks, Z. Long time.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:20 pm

You can have some cute, sure. Because damn, we all know you are cute. And I have the photos to prove it.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:21 pm

Zulegoona wrote:WARNING: after augmentation wardrobe changes may be required.

Yeah... wish I had thought of that earlier!! Most of my costume stuff doesn't fit anymore. (Hell, most of my tops didn't fit! Good excuse to go shopping, tho!!)

The way things are going might just have to do without. >>giggles<<

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:23 pm

Sue, like these?
http://www.wickedtemptations.com/pr-156aj.html
http://www.em-are-leather.com/clothing/ ... rtops.html
http://www.hotbikehotsauce.com/S-FHALT.htm

Hmmmmmmmm?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:25 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:WARNING: after augmentation wardrobe changes may be required.
Yeah... wish I had thought of that earlier!! Most of my costume stuff doesn't fit anymore. (Hell, most of my tops didn't fit! Good excuse to go shopping, tho!!)

The way things are going might just have to do without. >>giggles<<

wasn't that Rian's point about gifting Less is more, things you can do with out and all that,

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:32 pm

The way things are going might just have to do without.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:32 pm

helitack wrote:Sue, like these?

Hmmmmmmmm?

Wow!!! You are awesome, Heli, thanx!! Of course, I wonder where you found those... maybe this calls for some of that "extra-intensive" interrigation? Hmmmmm??? >>wikkid grins<< BARWENCH!! Another "carrot juice" for Heli...

Better make that a "double-double"... the one site is purely wicked... and exactly what I was looking for. >>wink<<

(Edited to type another paragraph, and to pour Heli another round...)
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Resistance is impossible... you will submit. Death is NOT an option...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:35 pm

Zulegoona wrote:
The way things are going might just have to do without.

Hmmm... >>heh... heh... heh...<< Looks like Zule's about ready to crack. >>evil grins<<

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Resistance is impossible... you will submit. Or else...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:41 pm

Crack, ah what,.. I wasn't staring, I was ah deep in thought , yeah that's it, looking off into space

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:06 pm

Oo'kay maybe it's a good time for me to wander off for awhile

It's been great to see you all here again. don't be strangers we've missed you.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:16 pm

Me too... it's been fun, guys, maybe later??

(Plunging back into default mode, waltzing out the bar back into the other reaches...)

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stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:59 pm

I must admit, I miss the bar.

And bucket, I am gonna give you a big kiss when I see ya at TTITD.

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:07 pm

Are push-up bras like a comb-over for tits?

When the goods are unleashed... the sweaty guys' eight inch comb-over decides to fall to one side/the buxom girls titties are not as advertised....

All i'm saying is comb-overs suck, but push-up bras are quite fine.
Unusual times we are in, to be sure.

~pinches nipples to erect, then cleans bar top of half-drank drinks.
Drinks them. Wets bartop with rag, sets clean ash-trays. ~

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:10 pm

Ahhhhh, buxom women and push up bras, ain't life grand!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:58 pm

Round two anyone?