okay, i know that everyone knows this game, and it's probably been done on eplaya before, but i found a website that does the porn star name, plus a couple others.
check it out:
http://www.davezilla.com/games/
Your Porn Star Name is pusser galerno
Your Blues Singer Name is stoned truman
Your Punk Rock Band is called the moist pants
Your name as an extra in "Star Wars" is hibbidydibbity the toilet toilet
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy