The Bar

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:32 am

OOOOOOOOOH!
Egyptian Chocolate!
MMMMMMMMMM!
Very Classy!
Danka.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:39 pm

Hey Heli is that why we are suppose to bring all the video projector boxes to put our moop in? special gifts to the morally impaired.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:46 pm

I dunno. My Ma thinks I am morally impaired yet I know I am immorally enlightened (immoral in the perception of the masses, fuckem) .

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:03 pm

helitack wrote: the masses, fuckem) .

Is that maybe what your Ma takes issue with " fucking masses "

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:09 pm

My Ma is stuck in the mode that you gotta be married to fool around. Sheesh. It's all about fun.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:14 pm

morals?

yeah, i got 'em. and i aint telling you where i keep 'em.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:17 pm

joel the ornery wrote:morals?

yeah, i got 'em. and i aint telling you where i keep 'em.

who's were they in the first place?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:20 pm

Jeebus, if she gets anywhere near the playa, let alone our tent, I'm outta the will.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:22 pm

think your mom would hit the playa?
my mother shakes her head about burning man.
my mother shakes her head about her youngest son.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:25 pm

I don't know heli aren’t all the fundies interconnected in a web of information on sinners, and internet savvy, you might already be out of the will.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:39 pm

My Ma wears blinders. And she believes my bullshit. But basically, I don't care what she thinks nor do I want her dough when she goes. My sis could use it.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:40 pm

Beer was somebody thinking Beer,... I must be empathic

I'll have one

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:06 pm

sticking with gin & tonics here.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:28 pm

Going home right now and pop open a Schlitz. See ya in 15 minutes/

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:08 pm

RedBull/Rockstar/Coffee...that's all I've had today. Alchotonic is boring today

Hey, Men, I found this on Tribe last night.....about sums it up, don't it?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:14 pm

The the fact that women are complicated is what makes them so fun to play with. Especially ones with an edge.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:00 pm

i thought the warning sign was evident.

Women in close proximity... do not touch.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 8:07 pm

Sorry guys, but that picture just reminded me of the joke:
Hung like a lightswitch.

And then the joke:
How to impress a woman:
Flowers, wine/dine, romantic stuff

How to impress a man:
Arrive naked, bring beer.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:18 am

[quote="robbidobbs"]___Sometimes I just tickle myself._____

I`ve tried so many times to tickle myself, and it never works...it feels kinda good, but it just doesn`t tickle.....
I just need other people to tickle me I guess.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:02 am

DAng, techno was here.

We love you Techno! HOpe you make it to the event. Fishy smooches.

*fishy brews monday morning coffee*

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:03 am

sometimes when I'm spinnin poi, I like to swing them back and forth so the flames lick my arms... that kinda tickles

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:04 am

*M wanders in.....the humidity has taken it's toll on her. The coffee smells wonderful*

Hello, Fishy!! LTNS!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:06 am

Smmoccch martiansky. Soory I can't sepl yet, Monayd morning.

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:11 am

*wet Fishy smoochies back!*

*fills a large glass with ice and pours some coffee over the top...dumps it all into a blender, adds a touch of cream and chocolate syrup and puts the lid on the blender. Hits the ON switch and makes up some Frappacinos. Pours several glasses full and sets them on the Bar adding whipped cream and a straw to each*

Anyone want to join me for a Frappacino?

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:12 am

oh yeah, that just what I need for the final push in my dome project!!

*snags a glass, pulls the straw out and chugs away*

mmmm thankie

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:17 am

Yer welcome! Be careful.... chugging like that'll give ya a cold headache!

Whew, sure is a hot one out there today. I wish it would rain so the humidity would drop.

*sits in fav chair, sipping her drink....AHHHH!*

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:18 am

Ok, I gotta ask, what's hot in Duluth? like 80?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:05 am

*she says, all embarassed like.......*
Yup, it's 82 and 62% humidity....and rising.
It really wouldn't be so bad but, the humidity makes you just icky drippy.

More frappacino? *grins*

Elemental666 · Post by **Elemental666** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:09 am

*giggles at the northern weather...*

Absolutely, my drill bit just busted and I have about 2 hours till the car gets back, so maybe add a little khalua (sp?) this time around?

Martiansky · Post by **Martiansky** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:14 am

*pours two more tall glasses of frappacino and adds a rather large dash of Kahlua to each. More whipped cream on top and hands one to Elemental*

I spent a couple of weeks quite a few years back in California and I saw a temp gauge that said it was 99 degrees out! I was amazed because it didn't feel like 99 to me. Then a about 4 years ago I drove my car back from LA and went near the Mojave and it was 104 degrees...that was rather hot! Especially in a car with no a/c!

*slurps a bit at her drink* OOPS!